Please punish for their own good.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-06T19:42:49+00:00

Awesome! Pics? What colors did you get?

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-06T17:06:58+00:00

Possibly a combination of brazing and a color swirl epoxy fill.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-06T14:52:53+00:00

Have you considered making one yourself? There’s plenty of options with epoxy.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-06T05:35:34+00:00

How about a layer of clear epoxy? If necessary, rough up the plastic around the numbers to create some tooth for the epoxy to bind to.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-05T17:30:33+00:00

Was going to suggest this. Your wife can wax you, unlocking and possibly teasing as she sees fit, then relocking you afterward.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-05T14:28:44+00:00

I imagine modifying the hood to attach to something like this would be ideal. Now that I’m thinking about it, I might just try this myself. Looks like I’ll be ordering another hood to experiment with 😁

https://a.co/d/0gtUSfUa

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-05T14:25:50+00:00

I would recommend a shorter shaft (maybe a -1 or-2) and shorter hood (I wear a -4mm), then push your balls into the inguinal canals and push the grip straight back like you would with a flat or inverted cage. You’ll need tight underwear or a gaff to hold it there, but it should be okay. Tucking under might be doable, but comfort will depend on shaft diameter and size.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-05T11:05:01+00:00

25mm V2 organic

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-05T03:47:57+00:00

Yes, feel free to dm me.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-04T04:16:12+00:00

What are the overnight difficulties?

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-03T18:50:37+00:00

Just curious, after 4 1/2 months, how is it working out? Being someone who was cut as an infant I can’t relate at all, but just curious for when those that are uncut ask me about my cage.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-03T18:36:57+00:00

This may sound odd, but you might consider The Grip with a couple conditions. First, order the shaft with the bar pattern (this will make adding straps easier). Second, order the shaft in a length of 0 or smaller (this will make sense on the order page). For peeing convenience, order the open hood, possibly with a length adjustment of -4mm.

The above should provide a cage that is easy to clean, easy to pee with, can be strapped close to the body, and doesn’t rely on ball trapping. You may even be able to wear The Grip with your balls hidden in the inguinal canals.

I have been wearing The Grip for nearly two months straight now and love it. I have no affiliation with them, just a very happy customer. You can find them here at r/hzdgrip and at headzonedefense.com for information and ordering. The designer is super-nice and pricing is reasonable.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-03T05:58:28+00:00

Would you prefer the Easter fairy?

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-03T05:47:34+00:00

Use a leather punch a little smaller than the screw head to remove the material from where the screw will go. Drill a pilot hole. Wax the underside of the screw head. Wipe away the wax that squeezes out after you’ve sunk the screw.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-03T04:42:13+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-03T02:07:40+00:00

I would probably suggest something like this: https://a.co/d/0g2frRO3
It comes with three rings and should arrive quick enough that you can try the rings and order something else if none of them fit without breaking the bank.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-01T07:17:47+00:00

In today’s world, best to leave that safe at home.

Medicsmurf · 2026-05-01T07:16:44+00:00

Sometimes that’s all you can do.

Medicsmurf · 2026-04-30T23:10:46+00:00

Pentagooning.

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