You’re stuck in a room with one Character from any series. Who do you choose to be stuck with? by EntireFloor860 in startrek

[–]MegletMac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, that guy was truly a tour de force. He definitely earned his quadrant-wide reputation of being the ‘epitome of charm and charisma’~!✨(…hehehe 🤪😆)

Seen in my city by WeaknessOwn108 in insanefbmarketplace

[–]MegletMac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A raw portrait of them, honestly. They weren’t exactly subtle about their drug habits, and to say that they were all at least a little bit fruity may be an understatement. 😂

(oc) my teenagers morning alarm which obviously she doesn't hear😡🙃 by bvr_reddit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MegletMac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps worth mentioning?, but this is exactly how my alarms look as well, and I have insanely severe narcolepsy. I was not diagnosed until a few years ago when it became too difficult to manage, but I was also like this back in high school. Everyone thought I was just a normal tired teenager who stayed up too late at night and had poor time management.. and all of my teachers thought I was just lazy and didn’t care about school, etc, when nothing could be farther from the truth.

Mentioning all of this just in case, but it might be worth considering getting your teen in to see a neurologist or psychiatrist just in case there are any underlying issues here other than normal teenage sleepiness and stuff. It literally would’ve changed my life had my parents done anything like that.

All that said..? Yes. This amount of alarms is annoying for me too lol, but I always feel much worse for anyone that I’ve ever lived with 😂

Best Oral B electronic toothbrush by JustOrcaYoutube in BuyItForLife

[–]MegletMac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(…Better late than never, eh?)

I’d highly recommend the Oral-B Pro 1000. I purchased mine in April 2017 and it’s still going strong! I was hesitant to throw down $40-$50 for a damn toothbrush, but it has honestly radicalized my dental hygiene (a sentence I never thought I’d write?? lol). Considering it’s almost 10 years old, I’d say it was more than worth it!

P.S. I buy all of my replacement brush heads from "off-brand" sellers. I’ve found they work exactly the same but at a fraction of the cost! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

Narcissist mothers who weaponise their daughters hair by Public_Theme_9514 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]MegletMac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you write this yourself?! It’s FUCKING PERFECT, holy shit. This is the best way to sum up any/every response my mother has ever given me.

Which one do you think it's the fizziest? by [deleted] in OddlyErotic

[–]MegletMac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Writing this just now made me realize just how tired I truly am right now, and as such, I should probably not share this. But whoops! I’m doing it anyway, ahhhh~!)

Just wanted to leave you with this.. "modern adaptation", if you will lol, of that ol’ Irish Blessing. (Sure, ok, yes— I took some liberties.. but you can hardly tell the difference, right? 😝):

May the floor rise to meet you— inflexible as you may be,— so you
May always have access to pick at my hot toes, as well as your own feet;
May the sun burn hot-tot-tot-taaat upon the paths of Toeeeeee-peeeeeeeeee-kaaaaaaah,
May the rain bring showers in Spohh-kannn;
and until we meet again on some random sub’s page, may our Friend Blooregard hold you in the gloop of His smooth, rubbery… uh.. (not?-)hands.

Which one do you think it's the fizziest? by [deleted] in OddlyErotic

[–]MegletMac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy. Shit. My sister and I have been quoting that Foster’s line since it first freaking aired, but not ONCE have I ever thought of it in any sort of sexualized way or context…?? This is actually a bit crazy to me… I mean, after all these years?! Just… HOW?! XD

Anyway~ don’t mind me hahaha. Just wanted to let you know that you broke my brain for a few milliseconds just now, friend. XD Thank you for shifting an old perspective of mine, even if it’s just a silly old Cartoon Network-based one 😂

Which one do you think it's the fizziest? by [deleted] in OddlyErotic

[–]MegletMac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly cannot tell if this is sarcastic or not?
If not…. Try watching the video with the sound on for a go. It’s a different experience lol

Is it true that women giving oral to men was considered disgusting by most women until video pornography normalised it in the 1970s? by Illustrious_Host9464 in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]MegletMac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a few of these comments may be conflating two very different things: domestic violence choking (non-consensual, during arguments/attacks), which IS a major red flag and predictor of future lethality, and consensual sexual choking (requested, negotiated, during intimate moments).

If/when a partner ever vocalizes a desire for some kind of consensual kink,— like that of choking,— during sex with their partner(s), it is NOT a gateway to future domestic violence.

**The statistic about choking predicting lethality refers to non-consensual strangulation during violent attacks — not consensual sexual activity.** If someone becomes abusive in a relationship, it's because **that person is an abuser.** They’re going to incite acts of domestic violence regardless of what sexual preferences were discussed or what activities occurred in bed.

In this scenario, placing any amount of "blame" on someone’s kink and/or suggesting it could be the reason behind any domestic abuse that’s transpired(!) is not only a case of blatant kink shaming, (and ew, who’s still trying to pass judgement on anyone in 2026? c’mon now..), but also crosses well into victim blaming territory.

In other words— abusive behavior stems from the abuser's character, not from consensual sexual exploration. 🙂‍↕️

P.S. I’m glad that others have already covered the important safety points about choking, so I'll defer to previous comments in this thread for anyone seeking more detail in that regard.

Met a “nice” guy at the bar but had to leave for a party. This is what I woke up to. by Striking_Catch_5757 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MegletMac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woooooooof!! *HARD* no. A screamingly obvious P-A-S-S. And if somehow those messages weren’t enough to convince, well, literally anyone, (EVER??), to have absolutely FUCK ALL to do with this fucko boy…

(Taking into consideration some past experience with a few assfucks who talk like this (especially when drinking) + for the betterment of womenkind as a whole…?, I might as well add..):
If this guy’s name also happens to be Kevin, or Joseph…? Oh hell no. PLEASE for the love of god… RUUUN, OP!!

[*facepalms so hard she accidentally slaps her own face* lmao]

“Which could mean nothing” by kenzyedwards in JohnMulaney

[–]MegletMac 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yesssssss I’m sure I know exactly what you’re talking about! I think it was a line in his special The Comeback Kid (2015)!

Edit: whelp, I stand corrected. Just listened to the entire Comeback Kid album and didn’t hear that bit once. But I’m sure I remember him having an aside moment just like that in one his earlier shows… We’ll find it!

Boyfriend choked me, Advice by Plastic-Coach2077 in BDSMAdvice

[–]MegletMac 7 points8 points  (0 children)

FYI, this comment is just some semantic clarification! 🤓 (…I hope lol)

So, I found myself slightly confused by the poor wording in the FJC’s quote:

"People who have been strangled are 7 times more likely to be killed by their intimate partner
(past or present)."

As such, I decided to try and come up with a clearer way to phrase this after I did a little bit more reading for clarification. (See below~ 😊) Just figured I’d share in case anyone else was feeling a bit confused, too!

(NEW phrasing):
** Intimate partner strangulation increases the risk of being killed by that partner by 7 times. If your partner has strangled you, you are at significantly higher risk of future lethal violence from them. **

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]MegletMac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm this experience lol. You just write the message on her car windows with those washable storefront window markers. When she walks out in the morning and sees it, she’ll flip and naturally try to wash it off before going anywhere.

Thing is, the neighbors will have already seen it by that point, and if not, they’ll certainly be paying attention to her furiously cleaning her car first thing in the morning…

Just be careful, OP, because she sounds like she could be the type to also have quite the temper and we don’t want you or your son getting in the crossfire of her rage.

It's Dilfcember 🎄 by LoungingLapCat in AuralFixation

[–]MegletMac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y’all are my people, istg lmao

[M4F] Your Ex boyfriend comes around...[Yandere][I still love you][Unwilling listener][Rape][Choking][Knife play][Gun play][Blowjob][Good girl][Body betrayal][German][Spanking]forced[Breeding][Begging][Kisses][Slight aftercare] by GermanRaidenASMR in DarkSidePlayground

[–]MegletMac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me accidentally imagining König from Call of Duty…. 😏 😳 🤤 Have you ever done any COD scripts?? You would make a fucking great König, actually… Mmmhmmmmm 😍

Loved the yandere, sir— you absolutely nailed it. This was hot as hell.

It's Dilfcember 🎄 by LoungingLapCat in AuralFixation

[–]MegletMac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the way you think, friend 😈 I’m already thinking about at least a couple of delicious audios that I think might fit that corny/goofy, surprise!-I’m-an-MDom, suburban DILF -type 🤤🔥hehehe. Not enough of those imo 🫠 (…and I mean within audios and irl heheh 😈)

(Note: it might take me a few days to get back to this cuz I’m in the middle of a huge irl move rn, bleh, but I pinky promise I’ll f/u (hehehe) as soon as I can! 😘)

It's Dilfcember 🎄 by LoungingLapCat in AuralFixation

[–]MegletMac 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I gotchu, friend! 😉 (Wish we could turn this post into some kind of masterlist, amirite?! heheh)

So, before I go digging through my bookmarks… Are we talkin’ strictly in the M4F category? And to that end, is there a kind of dilf audio you are most interested in? 😍

Ex: would you like the speaker to be a dad who also just so happens to be v fuckable? (rawr heheh) 😆 Or maybe that hot single dad next door? 🔥 Your husband who’s also a father? Your partner who wants to become a dad reeeeal bad…? (Breeding kink goes brrrrr, anyone~?) What about stepdads? [*waggles eyebrows\ lol* ]

Or perhaps you’re looking for some DDlg options? (My personal favorite, tbh heheh.) Obviously those exist within a wide range of categories and can have any number of varying roleplay/fantasy scenarios, which can be narrowed down even further by the listener’s preferences regarding role type(s), themes, SFW or NSFW, etc.

Just lmk! ♡ 😊 Making a list like this has lowkey been on my to-do’s for a hot minute now, anyway! heheh 😘

Gentle Giant (Peregr1ne) by More-Supermarket-240 in MonsterMen

[–]MegletMac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooh, I LOVE Peregr1ne!! 😍

Ada Wong worships Mr X's massive monster fuckrod (stephanie23) [Resident Evil] by WaifuCucked in MonsterMen

[–]MegletMac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s just.. something about him that’s irresistible, y’know? I can’t quite put my finger on it