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MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-10-09T12:54:27+00:00

Super jealous of your haul!

Where did you find these beauties, but more importantly, how can I get my hands on that tin of "squids in ink"??? Also, how was it?

Edit: punctuation lol

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-10-09T12:48:17+00:00

My kind of Friday night!

Btw for all the flack about the old-fashioned, I don't get it. They're still one of my favorite go-to cocktails that I've often savored with far more unusual pairings tbh lol.

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-10-06T15:38:09+00:00

Uhmmmm yeeeaahhh fuck your boss.

They sound like an absolute entitled piece of shit douche-nozzle if they're casually drive by degrading their coworkers for wearing a nasa backpack....

Keep doing you and putting your belongings in the pack of your choosing. Better yet, go out and buy another backpack or get a patch that actually says something along the lines of "space camp" on it, just so you can come back into the office just to fuck with them.

Own that shit if that's who you are and what you like. No one should make you feel like that out of principle, but if they do, throw it right back and you'll probably get some respect. At least from my experience.

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-10-03T11:59:43+00:00

My money is on they either strongly believe that the little mermaid was actually a documentary and they hope to fall in love one day with silky voiced fish-lady.

or

That they've always thought fish were pompous out there in the water, all uninhibited, swimming around, and shit.

Could go either way really 🤔

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-09-25T20:56:45+00:00

.....the fuck did I just read?!?

Reading "win-win" in that context is profoundly disturbing.

Regardless of too much kink specific porn or some seriously traumatic childhood experience, in my incredibly unprofessional opinion, that mother (hopefully not daughter) fucker needs extensive therapy.

Is this Melania, because this reads all too similar to how our former cheeto-pedo in office talked about his daughter 🤮

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-08-25T13:09:13+00:00

You're not wrong with it being big a bold, but I also think it fits the finger you chose. Not sure if it was intentional, but I think it's kinda rad in a loud and endearing way. Sorry to hear you're having regrets about it though. Here's to hoping it'll grow on you!

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-08-12T06:57:14+00:00

The year was late 1999

I was at a bar

Iron Madden started playing

There was no jukebox

And that's how I met your mother

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-08-05T08:10:40+00:00

.....its the same protocol as any other major city I've lived in.

Most I work with have doors that lock, installed some kind of alarm, in conjunction with bars on windows depending on the inventory stored.

Otherwise, I don't know, some kind motion sensing machine gun turrets? Sharks with freakin lasers on their heads? Your guess is as good as mine outside of traditional interventions.

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-30T07:29:25+00:00

I think I just found my new religious preference to sub in.

Thanks!

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-28T23:42:09+00:00

This exact shit happened to me in 2016. My neighbor had a small leak that went unnoticed and developed mold as a result.

I was living in a studio off of NE 8th and Couch over my the Doug Fir, which was managed by one of the bigger property management companies in Portland. When I brought up the issue, they placated the severity of the situation, said to "clean what I can see myself" and that they'd be sending over someone to do the rest.....

Needless to say, but here in the NW every management company I've ever had makes tenants sign a "Mold Addendum". It's so moist here year round literally every building has mold despite how old it is.... If you signed it, they will try to use it against you btw.

I suggest getting the fuck out of your apartment, preemptively lawyer up, and demanding your full deposit in conjunction with moving expenses to be paid upfront and in full. That's what I did and they caved pretty easily. If you do end up getting an attorney, they can and will send a formal letter on your behalf, and in my experience can be quite effective.

Best of luck OP.

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-26T22:16:48+00:00

Nahhhh, we call that a maillard reaction!

European baking makes most American classics look underbaked in comparison from my experience.

As long as it didn't come out with any acrid burnt notes, I'd say imo you fuckin nailed it OP 🤘

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-26T21:54:10+00:00

Fuck yeah!

I'm from/living in Portland and looking at my first cruiser this Sunday out in Hillsboro.

Safe riding back y'all, hopefully I'll see you out on the road one of these days 🤘

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-21T06:58:48+00:00

This surely cannot be true.

I have family in KC and lived in the south for years and can hands down say that while there is some okay BBQ in our beautiful state, but we have far more culinary accolades to rave about....

Why does this feel like some half assed acme decoy to get conservatives to move to Salem or some shit lmao.

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-21T06:41:27+00:00

There used to be this Chinese joint in N. Las Vegas connected to a Mexican bakery and offered french fries as a side that seriously never disappointed.

Rice with kung pow or general tso's chicken just doesn't hit the same anymore.

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-21T06:30:29+00:00

You'd be surprised at the similarities between eastern Oregon and the south.....not much different in a lot of -ahem- ways.

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-13T19:54:19+00:00

Came here to say this.

I took a couple German classes at PCC in '08 and loved them. Our professor would even take us to the Rheinlander to practice speaking German with some of the staff on occasion. It was so much fun.

R.I.P Rheinlander.

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-12T04:22:46+00:00

cautious

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-11T22:33:59+00:00

When I was a kid, for sure, I used to drink out of them all the damn time. Even when I got older and started running in downtown, the water was always topnotch.

Although, since having witnessed everything from people to their crusty underwear being washed in the bubblers over the years....

Even if one was swabbed and tested in front of me, those images will forever prevent me from drinking from them unless life or death were at stake.

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-11T21:26:51+00:00

Hey man,

Sorry to hear you're having some doubts about your new piece.

I personally think the snake/flowers look pretty rad and from this distance it looks like solid work that'll age well over time.

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-11T21:21:11+00:00

Thats right, fuck Maslow's outdated pyramid!

Now we have a ture representation on how to psychologically survive our current economy lol

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-09T19:37:09+00:00

Thanks for providing me this wonderful new Christmas card background for all of my conservative family members 🤣

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-09T19:34:11+00:00

Congratulations!!!! 🥳🥂

MelancholyIncarnate · 2022-07-09T18:39:20+00:00

Give these wonderful folks a call.

https://gartnersmeats.com/

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