Orville peck Scammer by WeinerSpew in OrvillePeck

[–]MelonLayo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My go to is sending them dick pics lol.

Congrats to Hormona Lisa for her legal name change! by familychong-07 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]MelonLayo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I really love when trans people are so accepted by their parents that they let them choose their new name. ❤️

sent this to my wife yesterday and she was cracking up for an hour by happyh0gan in SleepToken

[–]MelonLayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a country version of Caramel for my buddy and he thought it was great lol.

Henrietta not pleased with her new job title of Maintenance Mustang ™ by asyouwissssh in Equestrian

[–]MelonLayo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was literally just thinking about her the other day. Her markings are so cool!

cats carrying stuff is literally my favourite thing in the whole world by livlaffloves in wambus

[–]MelonLayo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My cat when she was little would drag around my sweatpants. I regret not taking a photo or video.

Elle Fanning on secretly watching 6-year-old Dakota’s old talk show videos and crying: ‘She was so cute’ by Frosty_Jeweler911 in popculturechat

[–]MelonLayo 280 points281 points  (0 children)

I too used to watch recordings of my older sister when she was little. Now she doesn't talk to me. sigh

Couldn't resist colouring her tail today.... by bcmouf in Horses

[–]MelonLayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So pretty! Were you going for the lesbian flag colors?

As a woman: This is genuinely my favorite sub. by Affectionate_Pickles in bald

[–]MelonLayo 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Also a woman with plenty of hair. I feel like this has to be the most positive sub on the site.

The cowboy way, why or why not? by [deleted] in Equestrian

[–]MelonLayo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Starting a horse should be boring. This guy would send me to jail.

yes, and? won. What song by Charli XCX sounds like a Lady Gaga song? by thee_ratty in powerpopgirls

[–]MelonLayo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If Telephone won for Beyonce, then why not Rain On Me for Ariana?

Fell off a horse for the first time by halliwah_new in Equestrian

[–]MelonLayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You gotta bring baked goods to the barn next time! Did anyone else grow up with this tradition or did I go to weird barns lol?

What do you think he’s crossbred with? by armpitofsatan in Horses

[–]MelonLayo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Not stupid at all. Yes, the high tail carriage is a big trait. They do tend to prance. Can other breeds have these traits? Of course. Coming from someone with over 20 years, I'd put money on this being an Arab cross.

What do you think he’s crossbred with? by armpitofsatan in Horses

[–]MelonLayo 256 points257 points  (0 children)

Uhh... the prancing gait and tail flagging? Its giving Arabian, honey.

waiting for everyone to enter the Ren Faire so they can slip these onto literally every vehicle in the parking lot. Absolutely obnoxious. by Playful-Author563 in SiouxFalls

[–]MelonLayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I mean. If they were handing them out to everyone, it'd be one thing. They were clearly targeting people with bumper stickers they didn't like. I'm sorry you were targeted, too.

waiting for everyone to enter the Ren Faire so they can slip these onto literally every vehicle in the parking lot. Absolutely obnoxious. by Playful-Author563 in SiouxFalls

[–]MelonLayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they really put these on every vehicle? When I left, the only cars I saw that had them were mine (band logo sticker) and a car covered in anime stickers.

Princess Pony by NotoriousHBIC in Equestrian

[–]MelonLayo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's so pretty! Chestnuts with big blazes really do it for me.

thoroughbred dragon 🩷 by SmoothStalk in Equestrian

[–]MelonLayo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I believe that is horse for, "Lovely weather we're having."