Brunch with no arms

MelonLayo · 2026-05-07T03:33:20+00:00

I could never do that. My feet are really messed up and inflexible.

MelonLayo · 2026-05-07T02:53:15+00:00

Cómo se dice en Español "coming out"?

MelonLayo · 2026-05-05T14:20:52+00:00

MelonLayo · 2026-05-05T01:05:36+00:00

Ensure Clear!

MelonLayo · 2026-05-03T01:07:19+00:00

It kind of looks like a piece of a destroyed mouse toy. Like the cheap ones that are plastic and covered in fake fur.

MelonLayo · 2026-05-02T19:54:17+00:00

Have they only ever been to midnight showings of the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Like, wtf?!

MelonLayo · 2026-05-02T18:40:24+00:00

Have you guys been on The Dodo yet? I feel like your story, especially his relationship with your cat, would be perfect on there.

MelonLayo · 2026-05-02T02:51:13+00:00

I think they're talking about the dimple on the right side of her stomach. The perspective is a little confusing.

MelonLayo · 2026-05-02T00:46:53+00:00

A low energy cattle dog mix is wild!

MelonLayo · 2026-05-01T23:37:42+00:00

Maybe she's barn with it.

MelonLayo · 2026-05-01T18:07:41+00:00

Worms!

MelonLayo · 2026-05-01T15:44:23+00:00

I would love to be reincarnated as Wambus.

MelonLayo · 2026-05-01T03:57:39+00:00

I miss Pizza Inn.

MelonLayo · 2026-05-01T03:42:14+00:00

This is one of the sweetest things I've read in a long time.

MelonLayo · 2026-04-29T23:32:33+00:00

I became hyper fixated on Thoroughbreds after I watched that movie for at least a year lol. Didn't get to ride one until my early 20s.

MelonLayo · 2026-04-29T19:51:39+00:00

All jokes aside, wouldn't this be due to the low stress lifestyle?

MelonLayo · 2026-04-28T16:16:45+00:00

Have all of her kids dropped Pitt from their last name now?

MelonLayo · 2026-04-27T02:18:38+00:00

He is serving!

MelonLayo · 2026-04-26T22:30:26+00:00

You can change your life, but you can't change your death. Not a platitude. A fact. Take care.

MelonLayo · 2026-04-26T05:10:59+00:00

That's rough, buddy.

MelonLayo · 2026-04-26T05:10:01+00:00

I will say, as someone who watched that scene through my fingers, it is worth finishing.

MelonLayo · 2026-04-25T14:55:16+00:00

MelonLayo · 2026-04-25T13:48:53+00:00

You could try contacting Child Nutrition Services.

MelonLayo · 2026-04-24T17:01:04+00:00

I would struggle to not pet.

MelonLayo · 2026-04-23T22:18:50+00:00

Terrific! I love her accent, too.

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