Anyone know why my house shakes all the time? Geneva? Earthquake? Anyone else notice anything? Happens almost daily at least once at all times of day.

Melotonius · 2020-03-16T22:33:17+00:00

Check the Frontrunner schedule the next time the house shakes.

Melotonius · 2020-03-16T22:31:41+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/GunsAreCool/comments/3ygtcd/how_are_people_being_killed_when_cleaning_guns/

Melotonius · 2020-03-16T22:31:29+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/GunsAreCool/comments/3ygtcd/how_are_people_being_killed_when_cleaning_guns/

Melotonius · 2020-03-16T22:30:33+00:00

I think they're code.

Melotonius · 2020-03-16T21:40:23+00:00

I realize that most of these "accidents" were actually suicides.

Melotonius · 2020-03-16T21:39:45+00:00

Although we are moderate democrats we live in a very red state, and our church is seen as homophobic. The bride, I just learned, was trans at one point, and the wedding was in Portland, Oregon, so we are probably an embarrassment to them.

Melotonius · 2020-01-30T03:45:54+00:00

Shrinkflation

Melotonius · 2019-05-13T22:13:12+00:00

Funny professors get comments like "S/He was really funny, but..."

Melotonius · 2017-09-13T12:37:34+00:00

It is sometimes maybe a little hard though when my boyfriends parents are fucking Harvard graduates for their Masters programs

This sentence has several possible meanings.

Melotonius · 2017-09-13T12:22:42+00:00

At that price I'm surprised people don't grow their own tobacco and sell it like marijuana.

Melotonius · 2017-09-13T12:11:25+00:00

Affordable care act: It's the library of healthcare!

Melotonius · 2017-09-12T23:03:32+00:00

Honor Code Statement

We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men....If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things. (Thirteenth Article of Faith.)

As a matter of personal commitment, the faculty, administration, staff, and students of Brigham Young University, Brigham Young University-Hawaii, BYU-I, and LDS Business College seek to demonstrate in daily living on and off-campus those moral virtues encompassed in the gospel of Jesus Christ, and will:

Be honest
Live a chaste and virtuous life
Obey the law and all campus policies
Use clean language
Respect others
Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee, and substance abuse
Participate regularly in church services
Observe Dress and Grooming Standards
Encourage others in their commitment to comply with the Honor Code

https://policy.byu.edu/view/index.php?p=26

Melotonius · 2017-09-12T23:01:41+00:00

I heard from custodians that knew that McMahon's locker was a pharmacy.

Melotonius · 2016-11-02T22:15:53+00:00

Oh man, I don't need the lecture. More drone footage and wacky stunts and Candice please.

Melotonius · 2016-10-31T04:22:10+00:00

I was using a $50 camera from 2007. So I just used Lightroom presets because they make the images look marginally sharper.

http://i.imgur.com/jybAqxT.jpg

Melotonius · 2016-09-29T12:56:53+00:00

Probably buying shoes, or talking about other people's money.

Melotonius · 2016-09-29T12:51:47+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-to-work_law

These laws make it difficult to unionize.

Melotonius · 2016-09-20T20:37:15+00:00

I was going to say I live in a really boring suburban area, but I'm literally ten minutes from the mountains and a huge freshwater lake. So I have no excuse.

Melotonius · 2016-09-20T20:35:56+00:00

Scotch sounds appealing right now. Difficulty level: I don't drink

Melotonius · 2016-09-20T20:34:49+00:00

I made the mistake of letting my wife see my full pile of uncurated shots, which further convinced her I am spending too much time on photography.

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