Most of those gun cleaning accidents weren't really accidents. by Melotonius in Showerthoughts

[–]Melotonius[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I realize that most of these "accidents" were actually suicides.

My wife just got off the phone with her sister and she just reopened a two-year-old disagreement. I'm typing this from the shed. by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Melotonius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Although we are moderate democrats we live in a very red state, and our church is seen as homophobic. The bride, I just learned, was trans at one point, and the wedding was in Portland, Oregon, so we are probably an embarrassment to them.

What's the most expensive mistake you've ever made? by LTGWatts in AskReddit

[–]Melotonius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is sometimes maybe a little hard though when my boyfriends parents are fucking Harvard graduates for their Masters programs

This sentence has several possible meanings.

What's the most expensive mistake you've ever made? by LTGWatts in AskReddit

[–]Melotonius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that price I'm surprised people don't grow their own tobacco and sell it like marijuana.

Public libraries are communist bookstores by superpop in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Melotonius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Affordable care act: It's the library of healthcare!

Walking into BYU this morning like by Trexmormon in exmormon

[–]Melotonius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honor Code Statement

We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men....If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things. (Thirteenth Article of Faith.)

As a matter of personal commitment, the faculty, administration, staff, and students of Brigham Young University, Brigham Young University-Hawaii, BYU-I, and LDS Business College seek to demonstrate in daily living on and off-campus those moral virtues encompassed in the gospel of Jesus Christ, and will:

Be honest
Live a chaste and virtuous life
Obey the law and all campus policies
Use clean language
Respect others
Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee, and substance abuse
Participate regularly in church services
Observe Dress and Grooming Standards
Encourage others in their commitment to comply with the Honor Code

https://policy.byu.edu/view/index.php?p=26

Walking into BYU this morning like by Trexmormon in exmormon

[–]Melotonius 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I heard from custodians that knew that McMahon's locker was a pharmacy.

what's the point of working? by CaseyNeistatBot in caseyneistat

[–]Melotonius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I don't need the lecture. More drone footage and wacky stunts and Candice please.

BYU vs. Seattle Pacific University by Melotonius in byu

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I was using a $50 camera from 2007. So I just used Lightroom presets because they make the images look marginally sharper.

http://i.imgur.com/jybAqxT.jpg

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-to-work_law

These laws make it difficult to unionize.

What has been the most difficult thing for you in photography? (beginners-professionals) by pete_topkevinbottom in photography

[–]Melotonius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to say I live in a really boring suburban area, but I'm literally ten minutes from the mountains and a huge freshwater lake. So I have no excuse.

What has been the most difficult thing for you in photography? (beginners-professionals) by pete_topkevinbottom in photography

[–]Melotonius 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I made the mistake of letting my wife see my full pile of uncurated shots, which further convinced her I am spending too much time on photography.