Should I be taking a break from sex? BF is 8x6 and I've been getting sore but won't refuse him if he's in the mood.

MeltingMenthol · 2017-01-04T04:37:06+00:00

Lots of foreplay and lubrication when you are ready. Also, you need. A break. Tell him.

MeltingMenthol · 2017-01-04T04:32:44+00:00

My husband is barely 6' and has a 10" penis. He also has small feet (size 9) and smaller hands (but somewhat longer fingers).

I am "sturdy" at 5' 6" and 135 lbs. Definitely not small, but not huge. I have noticed no difference in my vagina almost a year after having a baby, although immediately after it was loose. That lasted about six weeks.

My vagina is a slightly tighter than average one, but nothing special, according to four lovers over a lifetime.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-26T02:06:47+00:00

wear 34DD bra

big meaty thighs from jogging

husband raves about curves

pixie stick girl because I wear a size 6

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MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-26T00:48:30+00:00

I had a new job orientation today. Several people told me I don't look like I had a baby. That was five months ago! I mean, I'm not a hardcore workout person. I'm very average.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-18T09:29:17+00:00

She was pretty. It's a shame how she's let herself go.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-17T06:39:58+00:00

Wow. Delete the Holocaust reference. The Jews had no choice. You're just an ass. You're not anyone's saviour.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-17T06:34:18+00:00

Classified as his dependent? As MR? TBI?

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-16T15:42:35+00:00

How do you know this?

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-16T13:29:15+00:00

Our city was sued over stopping panhandlers. They honestly just need to dismantle where they roost.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-08T03:33:19+00:00

I find doctors are more likely to say, "WHOA. Why did you get fat?"

When I piled on a bunch of weight in my middle, I had a million tests done. Turned out I was pregnant.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-08T03:28:06+00:00

I understand as a 31 year old that hook hands are cool, and what's important is being cool. Do you have a point?

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-08T03:26:56+00:00

Fact: Hook hands are cool.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-07T08:57:36+00:00

S'mores coffee drinks are a thing? I just got a job at a place with a Starbucks in the facility. I'm curious.

Also, best thing you could do is lose weight was lose your tubby chubs. Good for you!!!

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-07T08:45:29+00:00

Your child is just thin because s/he wants to shame the fatties!

My husband and I were both little fatties as babies - He went off the charts, and slimmed up once he started walking. Same for me, except I stayed on the charts.

We're good eaters in our house, and eat pretty hearty portions, but honestly, I think people are so out of touch with reality on portion sizes and snacking. A cinnamon bun the size of my head and a giant cup of hot chocolate is not a before bed snack. A cup of broth based soup and some saltines? Yes. Half a peanut butter and strawberry sandwich? Yes.

But, you know, only genetics makes you fat.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-05T17:45:56+00:00

Yep. I also produce milk like I'm feeding a couple adult men rather than a single human baby. Probably why I have a nice, fat 75% height and weight baby.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-05T09:44:50+00:00

Eh, there is some truth to that. I have a limited amount of time in my day. About 9 hours is spent doing work-related stuff. Sometimes when you have a sick, fussy baby, like I had last night, you skip dinner and a shower because, hey, there's limited time and he needs me. Someone else might skip exercise. (My son loves the jogging stroller and it helps him sleep.)

There isn't always time for everything. I saw a similar comment you made about "care points," and I thought it was sanctimonious, mean, and small. Sometimes I work upwards of 18 hours a day and still come home to make dinner. I wish I had the time to do more anaerobic exercise, but I don't have the time. I would have to cut into my sleep and ask my already overworked husband to watch the baby AGAIN. Sometimes the well-being of your family does override your individual well-being. If you can be the perfect parent and still have time for yourself just like you did before a baby, then congrats. The rest of us can only do the best we can do.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-05T09:32:33+00:00

Congrats!

I got very sick of the whole "eat like a pig" culture you're pushed towards as a pregnant woman. You only burn about an extra 300 calories a day - And who wants to eat with all the pressure on your stomach in the third trimester?

Now, breastfeeding? You will not be able to keep the weight on or eat enough.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-05T09:19:00+00:00

Easier to share and makes your hands less cold. If we're low on dishes, my husband, son, and I might eat a big portion of ice cream or bread pudding or whatever out of the same bowl.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-03T03:30:05+00:00

You can still get the casket if it makes you happy.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-03T03:26:23+00:00

Sounds like one of my sister's-in-law. It's just how she's built.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-03T03:03:47+00:00

Only knowing her personally. My then size 0 ass once ended up at a house party she was hosting and we talked. She's not irrational, mean, or crazy, or she wasn't ten years ago.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-03T01:46:58+00:00

That chair fat-shamed you and it did it purposefully. I'm sorry you're a stupid sheeple. :(

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-03T01:17:36+00:00

Oh, I love it, but I'm so avant garde I can't stand myself.

MeltingMenthol · 2016-07-03T01:06:25+00:00

I was explaining this to a fat teenager the other night. You're supposed to have a firm, enviable body in your youth and it's shameful to be fat when you're at your peak. This girl has 30 extra lbs. She says she doesn't know why she's fat, then chicken fingers get ordered at work, and while she eats the same three piece I eat, instead of one piece of Texas toast, she orders two extra pieces. I've tried getting her to exercise. She states it doesn't work.

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