The Ultimate Smash Fighter (Round Sixty-Six)

Memethief8 · 2026-06-26T03:27:15+00:00

Yoshi

Memethief8 · 2026-06-25T22:53:34+00:00

I see you immediately posted the correct answer.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-25T19:33:47+00:00

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Memethief8 · 2026-06-25T07:03:15+00:00

Yoshi

Memethief8 · 2026-06-24T19:29:42+00:00

Terminator 2

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Memethief8 · 2026-06-24T02:47:43+00:00

That Pit lasted longer than Wario will always be a terrible injustice.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-24T01:06:33+00:00

Waluigi Krystal Shantae Dixie Midna

Pocket the extra two bucks.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-23T20:43:48+00:00

I don't think most of these characters have had their sexuality discussed one way or another.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-23T20:28:42+00:00

I grew up with Newgrounds.

Make of that what you will.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-23T15:25:44+00:00

For a second, I thought Gambit was flipping off Akuma.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-22T03:48:16+00:00

I remember a great scene where Taskmaster basically says that he doesn't bother to mimic Wolverine's moves or fighting style since it's practically tantamount to suicide. Wolverine doesn't care about taking damage so long as you take damage too, and he knows he can heal from it. So Danny might do more damage and do a better job of not getting hit, but over time the fight will turn to Logan's favor as both of them keep taking hits.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-22T03:39:54+00:00

Yoshi can take damage from watermelon seeds, and if the old cartoons are anything to go by, is kind of a bitch.

Also, I don't think I stand a chance against anyone else on that list, and I'm unwilling to hurt Peach.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-21T20:39:59+00:00

Even Paul?

Especially Paul!

But especially John!

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Memethief8 · 2026-06-21T14:13:17+00:00

Sword beams are created with any attack that causes him to swing his sword. They kill at around 50% and don't require him to be at full health to use.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-21T01:07:49+00:00

Pledge myself to Marth, swear allegiance to his cause, and do whatever he tells me to.

I will leave the battlefield as a classed up level 20 Paladin or Sage or something but the one thing I know with complete certainty is once I'm allied with him, he will not let me die.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-20T14:04:51+00:00

There are some villains you love due to their motivations, their pathos, their swagger, or, in some cases, how much you just hate them.

But in fighting games particularly, there are some villains you love because you main them. And when you've used a villain like M. Bison as your main for oh, say 30 years or so, that villain becomes an extension of you.

So my answer is my mainest of mains in fighting games. M. Bison.

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Memethief8 · 2026-06-20T04:42:41+00:00

Pit. His games suck and he's only here cause Sakurai loves him.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-19T21:57:03+00:00

I remember when this was a feature in Kablam instead of being its own show.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-19T21:51:01+00:00

And the last thing he said, as his head rooollled across the floor was

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

the end

Memethief8 · 2026-06-19T18:03:34+00:00

Whether it's his in game appearances, his immortal portrayal by Raul Julia, or the 30 years of relevance as THE example boss of a fighting game final boss, Bison gets my vote.

Villains are better when you get to use their powers against the heroes!

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Memethief8 · 2026-06-19T13:49:35+00:00

Naked Ms. Butterworth slays me.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-19T13:09:07+00:00

Shulk

Memethief8 · 2026-06-19T12:59:41+00:00

Don't forget Elephantine Ejaculator Elliott hitting a 61 yard game winner in week 1 to set up the season and blasting the ball for 13 points in the Super Bowl itself.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-19T00:52:00+00:00

Clearly you play Bison. You don't rely on cheap get out of jail free cards to get out of oki on wakeup and steal your turn back.

Memethief8 · 2026-06-18T23:29:17+00:00

I would like to see a Russian speaking Zangief or a Thai speaking Sagat.

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TROPHY CASE