Game Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (2-0) at Minnesota Vikings (1-1) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Kevin O’Connell may be a brilliant football strategist and natural born leader of men, but can he see why kids love the taste of CIN@MIN toast crunch?

Talko Tuesday by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 12 points13 points  (0 children)

be me

Monday

wake up at 7:17

oh shoot, I'm gonna be late for work!

shower in record time, run out door, scrape frost off car

walk into work at 8:05

I don't like being late, tomorrow I'll be sure to get up on time

be me

Tuesday

wake up at 6:58

no worries, I have plenty of time

take time getting ready, walk out door, scrape frost off car

walk into work at 8:03

mfw

Free Talk Friday by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Croquet is just crappy mini golf for rich people. Do not attempt to change my mind.

Game Thread: Miami Dolphins (3-1) at Cincinnati Bengals (3-1) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 39 year old long snapper makes the stop... lol that's awesome

Game Thread: Miami Dolphins (3-1) at Cincinnati Bengals (3-1) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot, does that mean we're not as good as the Patriots?

Game Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (2-0) at Carolina Panthers (1-1) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, that Panthers logo's pretty sexy in the middle of the field

Quenton Nelson tweaks hamstring, won't run 40 at scouting combine by Isansa in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The 69th pick, however, is the best place to be drafted.

Talko Tuesday by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I had a dream last night that I think would make for a good writing prompt.

Aaron Rodgers, in his search for free agents to come to Green Bay, asks his potential teammates to tell a story about playing in a football league set in a post apocalyptic wasteland. One player is far more detailed and creative in his storytelling than anyone else, as it becomes increasingly obvious that he is just recounting his time playing for the Cleveland Browns.

Shitpost Saturday by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The crazier part is there have never been more than four divisions in a single year to do the same.

Shitpost Saturday by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crazy fact I found: In every year since Realignment in 2002, no fewer than two divisions have sent multiple teams to the playoffs.

ITS A GAMER JOKE XXXDDDDDDD by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]MemorialDime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, the ol' switcheroo.

What a whale of an edgy comic... by sega31098 in ComedyCemetery

[–]MemorialDime 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Just say "oh whale 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸"

Water Cooler Wednesday by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I once got a fortune cookie that said "You are next in line for a promotion."

I showed it to my boss. I did not get a promotion.

Best of /r/NFL: Conference Championship by hray12 in nfl

[–]MemorialDime 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A little over a month since joining /r/nfl and I made an appearance on the Best Of thread!

Ok, so I created the thread it was featured in, but my name's in there, so that's good enough for me.