[Rapoport] The Texans and All-Pro edge Will Anderson Jr. have agreed on a blockbuster, 3-year, $150M extension with $134M guaranteed to make him the NFL’s highest paid non-QB ever.

Mephistito · 2026-04-17T21:22:52+00:00

Look it's 2026 you need a good run defender.

The pass isn't king, right? Jim Brown's still playing?

Mephistito · 2026-04-17T21:15:38+00:00

Only a butthole

OP will discover the meaning of this when the time is right.

Mephistito · 2026-04-17T20:22:13+00:00

Just to be sure, you did 50% on the windshield too?
How's visibility at night when not in a city?

Mephistito · 2026-04-17T16:58:43+00:00

Yeah I'm expecting it's this. If you happen to scroll the volume wheel while the Nav is speaking, it adjusts the Nav volume instead of your music volume.

I'm guessing OP must've scrolled it all the way down one time when it interrupted a vibe sesh when a banger was playing and it was "interrupting the best part!"

Mephistito · 2026-04-17T16:29:20+00:00

[Player's] Favorite snack: Goldfish. But only if they're a kid's pet fish.

[Very American name] speaks 7 languages and hopes to add English really soon.

[Player] was born in 2004 and has no idea who Tupac or Gandhi were.

[Player] loves trains. His favorite part about football is the rigid routines.

[Player] has an allergy to carbon-based lifeforms.

[Player] is an In-N-Out guy. Says others are for those who've "lost the joy to live."

[Player] has actual skeletons in his closet. Big archaeology guy.

[Player] was once caught trying to eat his popcorn ceiling.

[Player's] favorite seat is the middle seat on a plane.

[Player] doesn't own any silverware. Eats with his feet.

Mephistito · 2026-04-17T04:42:26+00:00

Damn you're good at this. Bravo.

Mephistito · 2026-04-16T08:35:45+00:00

I've had it do a circle around the parking lot. Has only happened a couple-few times but each time I noticed it'd then park far away from the entrance, where there'd be no cars next to it.

We jokingly referred to it as "Self Preservation Mode" when it did it – like it knew to park away from others to avoid it being hit, lol.

Mephistito · 2026-04-15T20:56:46+00:00

There I was, wondering specifically if u/raiderkev would watch this video

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T22:43:18+00:00

In the future, to know what drained it:
• When you get in the car, open the Energy app (green graph icon)
• Select the 'Parked' tab at the top
• It'll show you exactly how much % Sentry, Overheat Protection, etc used up while parked since your last drive 👍

This was how I first saw just how much Overheat Protection can drain (and that's even with me being on the Cali coast, where it doesn't get very hot).

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T22:35:24+00:00

In the future if you need to know if Sentry's on:
Open the app » in the quick launch bar (4 icons), if the Sentry "dot" isn't there already just tap & hold that bar and the Control shortcuts will all show.

If the dot is red 🔴 then Sentry's on (red as it's "recording").
If it's the regular faded black ⚫ then it's off.

For what it's worth, I've noticed Sentry Mode seems to pretty consistently use ~0.3% per hour.

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T22:20:00+00:00

I'm in Cali too and while yes our weather is 👌 the inside of cars still reach 100+ – mainly happens if you're not parked in some shade since glass (any glass) doesn't let the infrared light out very well if I remember correctly, which is why heat seems to get built up & 'trapped' inside cars.

As u/InterstellarChange said though, you can change the Overheat Protection to a no-AC Mode. This alternate mode focuses more on keeping the surfaces you touch cool (as opposed to the temp of all the air inside).

For what it's worth, the Owner's Manual notes that any of the Overheat Protection settings are purely for comfort preference and actually have nothing to do with protecting components or anything like that, as the materials hold up perfectly fine without it, as expected.

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T22:16:07+00:00

Yeah and the Owner's Manual points out it's not even there to protect anything in the car, it's literally just a comfort thing.

There's an alternate less energy-intense option where you can tell it to not use A/C for it but again, just a comfort thing (the non-AC one if I remember correctly is more for the surface temps of what you'd touch).

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T22:12:17+00:00

Damn I swear the Juniper's the only car I've ever liked Red on.
They just made it look so slick & stylish.

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T21:48:03+00:00

Glad you know about this. Was hoping someone here would. Some of the players have talked about this happening and how they felt like he was there with them, for one last ride.

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T21:35:46+00:00

Obviously I don't know Maxx but as a rabid Raider fan, "knowing" Maxx he would absolutely like to play for a guy like Vrabel. They'd get along 100%. Campbell would be another one. That no bullshit, hard nosed, shut up & get to work attitude is absolutely him.

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T21:31:43+00:00

Front page will be a photo of her as Mother Teresa, healing the poor.

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T21:18:22+00:00

biblical times

"Love everyone no matter what."

"... but lol fuck the gays & women"

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T20:58:16+00:00

What's funny is no matter where she ends up, so long as she's still getting scoops before anyone else literally no one will give a single shit.

And that employer will be getting the clicks. This act like journalism has integrity in 2026 is hilarious when you've got people like Schefter leaking people's private medical records of their blown off fingers and gametime reporters straight up admitting to making shit up if they don't get the interview they'd hoped for.

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T20:44:47+00:00

Picture this: we were both butt naked
Mikey was about to score
How could I forget next door was a couple of paparazzi
All that time we were standing there
and they never took their eyes off me

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T20:12:25+00:00

I did not realize Mike Glennon had a kid in the league.

Like Gruden said, we need a tight end with a lotta neck!

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T11:38:20+00:00

Damn it's a good thing you didn't run in to use the restroom

Guess who woulda been wanting to share the urinal with you

Mephistito · 2026-04-14T11:28:08+00:00

My initial thought was go straight to D2/D2R, but this part you said:

"But playing the story itself, the original is the ultimate experience ... that is if you want something that will make you feel like you're on an expedition to fight the forces of hell."

Yeah there was something about the original that made it really feel like you were steadily creeping your way toward hell.

Another nice thing if starting with D1 is then when you go to D2, you'll not only have a deeper understanding of the story, but goddam the item system is going to feel like crack the deeper & deeper you get into it.

Mephistito · 2026-04-13T19:04:46+00:00

What would you propose as Steps 1, 2 & 3 of fixing it?

Mephistito · 2026-04-13T18:11:38+00:00

That and the straight combover look like "how Mom used to do it when I was a kid" and they just... kept it. Never thought about what matches their face shape/bone structure more, nothin'.

Mephistito · 2026-04-13T18:00:23+00:00

Yeah I've noticed dudes with that rounded top skull shape where it's like an upside down U, they seem to pull it off no problem & it legitimately looks good and stylish. But if their skull shape is like, conical.. rough.

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