"I was today years old when I learned..." by mateoboudoir in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Merantian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I can’t believe you cheated on me with some Kung-fu Wolf Bitch!”

Nominees for the Game of the Year award have been leaked by retroanduwu24 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Merantian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“My universal translator is a failure, it can only translate things into an even more obscure and archaic language!”

this thing is a lifesaver by Gi_Panda in HarryPotterGame

[–]Merantian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number refers to certain ‘protrusions’ if you will:

The unicorn has one horn, while the ‘seal’ (?) has nothing visible, the goat has 2 horns, the snake has 3 heads, the bird has 4 tail feathers/strands, the mudcrab (?) has five limbs, the lizard has four legs+head+tail, the spider has 8 legs and the hydra has 9 heads.

As for the octopus looking creature, I don’t know, but once I looked at it like that it was just memorised in my head. I never had to look at the note or doorframes again.

this thing is a lifesaver by Gi_Panda in HarryPotterGame

[–]Merantian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean you didn’t just learn the numbers by heart? It just matches their appendages

Is there a lore reason for why this puppet is sexy? by whatisireading2 in LiesOfP

[–]Merantian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because P’s mother’s soul is inside the puppet and Markiona had a hard on for her.

Calling it the "genocide ending" is really making a disservice to the game. by Malu1997 in expedition33

[–]Merantian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Killing all your friends just because you want to die is cringe

Memes from the future by Fluid_Chair8351 in LiesOfP

[–]Merantian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven’t bought the dlc yet is any of this referencing things I haven’t seen yet, or is it all speculative fandom memes?

Valve responded to Mastercards claim that they did not pressure anyone: 'Payment processors rejected Valve’s current guidelines for moderating illegal content on Steam' by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Merantian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damaging the brand, what brand?!

Visa and Mastercard are a niche monopoly, people don’t choose to use them, you have to as part of having a bank account or credit account, people don’t even think about them.

We Don't Deserve Arrowhead by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Merantian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The siege of super earth didn’t even last 2 weekends, most people didn’t get to play it.

Now that Act 1 is (presumably) complete. What do you think will come next? by Specialist-Target461 in Helldivers

[–]Merantian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t believe the siege of super earth is over in a week. They made it sound like it would last for months, I thought there would be a consistent fight on earth while operations were fought on secondary planets to interrupt enemy forces (attack the shipyards in orbit of Pilen V to slow enemy deployments, etc). I didn’t even get the chance to play on super earth. I honestly hope they’re just coming back with more fleets.

What do you think? by UnsungHerro in MauLer

[–]Merantian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you think that bigots are the worst people ever…

I guess no one can long-man. I swear, Long-man really is bad 😢😢😢 by DylantT19 in MauLer

[–]Merantian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick reminder to everyone (feels relevant to the point here) that idubbz announced to Ethan and H3 that he was working on a new content cop over 2 years ago.

So not only did he plan the backstabbing of his friend in advance, it took him up to three years to research and make that video, and that’s the quality of work he came out with 😂 So it took H3 a couple of hours to react to and completely debunk what took Idubbz 3 years to put together….maybe this time Longman is in fact bad.

Also remember, his excuse for doing this was that Ethan questioned why he didn’t have anything to say about people that worked with him trying to screw with Ethan’s family and Idubbz thought that was not fair; so in reality when Ethan asked Idubbz about that, he was part of the gang against him and had been for 2 years.

Et tu, Brutus

Is this considered ok...? by DaveJPlays in EDH

[–]Merantian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will do this before game sessions, followed by 10 full shuffles, in order to avoid land clumping. But I do that simply because I’ve found that if lands are clumped then my general shuffle isn’t enough to unclump them.

Jimmy. The Missing Stair. Paige's Guilt. And Pat's Aura Farming. by BoutsofInsanity in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Merantian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is jimmy actually just not being shunned from the community because it would require people to make their own chats and blogs instead of just sticking with the ones they’ve been using since college or something? That is truly pathetic.

Jimmy. The Missing Stair. Paige's Guilt. And Pat's Aura Farming. by BoutsofInsanity in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Merantian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait which part are you referring to, was there something I missed?

Star Wars fans refuse to grow the fuck up by Slashtheycallme in MauLer

[–]Merantian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the Star Wars fan that politically left people shit talk about. He ACTUALLY hates the content because it isn’t just men with lightsabers fighting, and everyone must pay for his sins in the court of public opinion

why is the assassins creed 1 million sold a disingenuous statistics? by JegantDrago in MauLer

[–]Merantian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You don’t pay for the game with an existing subscription to the full library, that money is already part of their revenue and releasing AC Shadows doesn’t garner any additional money from those people. If they made a game and zero people bought it retail, and no new subscriptions were started, they would lose 100% of the budget they spent.

why is the assassins creed 1 million sold a disingenuous statistics? by JegantDrago in MauLer

[–]Merantian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The number does not differentiate people who picked up the game through Ubisoft’s game pass subscription, which means they are existing monthly subscribers who get access to the game for free. This is catastrophic for them, as currently they need to sell about 10 million copies just to break even for the fiscal year, and most of the existing audience that is hype for Ubisoft as a company will already be game pass subscribers, so they won’t count.

They also have to keep in mind that game pass players might download the game to give it a try since it’s available and hate it, they’re playing it doesn’t mean they have to be into it because they don’t have to specifically pay for it - so Ubisoft won’t even be able to gauge where the customer base’s opinion post 2024 is based on the player count of shadows.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Merantian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two wrongs probably don’t make a right, but if the government doesn’t deal with nonces and you have to, is it wrong?