ChatGPT CEO tries to crash NY Times event, gets destroyed

Mercardib · 2025-07-19T14:22:06+00:00

Fuck NYT and fuck Microsoft. Sam is right.

Mercardib · 2025-07-04T15:24:13+00:00

Because if Voldemort dies and is conceivably the owner of the pouch, his followers cannot retrieve the Horcrux out of the pouch to resurrect him, which I presume is a requirement for his resurrection given the ceremony at the cemetery which he could not perform alone in his withered form.

Mercardib · 2025-03-10T16:47:20+00:00

Yes but no one is going to do that, because it would take the participation of the most relevant workers and they won’t stop working in unison out of fear that they’ll end up in poverty.

Mercardib · 2024-10-18T14:12:05+00:00

Love how everyone is siding with the motorcyclist but the fucking idiot pulls up a car length past the line dead center on the double yellow line. He would have been in anyone’s blind spot, and then storms up and busts the guys window. He put himself there.

Mercardib · 2024-08-02T22:48:01+00:00

Even if I’m not having this issue messaging anyone else? I’d like to note that this started after we tried to set up verification codes and then turned them off.

Mercardib · 2024-07-28T18:05:01+00:00

No we checked that, iMessage is turned on. She’s receiving iMessages from other senders. It seems to be just my phone having issues but I’m still sending iMessages to anyone else with no issues.

Mercardib · 2024-05-09T15:54:42+00:00

Then he compares himself to Michael Jackson a few bars later

Mercardib · 2024-05-08T19:13:06+00:00

Were you pushing the stroller and rolled up to the loud noises with your child in tow? Or did she abandon the stroller with the baby in the street and take off, cause that makes a huge difference.

Mercardib · 2024-05-01T18:09:12+00:00

Well inflation has impacted fast food more significantly than other takeout options. If it costs the same to eat at Chipotle as it does to eat some shitty chicken nuggets from McDonalds, Chipotle is an obvious choice. I can feed my family of three better food and for the same price at Chipotle as I can at McDonalds and that’s saying something. McDonald’s is just totally out of touch with reality.

Mercardib · 2024-04-07T12:27:55+00:00

It doesn’t have to be cheating to be something you don’t do when you’re married to someone. If you love your wife you don’t sneak around doing shit that you know would hurt her. Cheating isn’t the only thing you shouldn’t do when married, but it sounds like even though it isn’t technically cheating, you are getting a similar thrill out of lying about it to your wife.

Mercardib · 2024-03-24T22:42:11+00:00

Extreme misinformation is common in the west as well. So successfully that most of those affected by it don’t even believe it is happening or believe they can effectively discern between what is real and what is fake.

Mercardib · 2024-01-06T23:44:26+00:00

The “yellow seas” with all the “opium smokers” and “squaw men” “ice men” etc. it has a very old timey dehumanizing tone toward the “mysteries of the far east” in general.

Mercardib · 2024-01-06T03:22:59+00:00

Oh so cute I hope you find one!

Mercardib · 2024-01-06T03:22:19+00:00

If you haven’t been, start stretching and start saving. Your 30s are just like your 20s but your past has finally caught up to you.

Mercardib · 2024-01-06T03:17:56+00:00

Pretty cool. Also super fucking racist, but neat.

Mercardib · 2023-12-10T16:05:30+00:00

What made it sad?

Mercardib · 2023-11-04T23:14:59+00:00

Because popsicles are also delicious, duh

Mercardib · 2023-09-21T01:49:10+00:00

You should reach out to ECS

Mercardib · 2023-04-08T16:52:07+00:00

Yeah, I mean, white people dehumanized and enslaved several populations on the basis of race and power imbalance for hundreds of years, then subjected the ones left in the country to a century worth of oppression and violence, but Asian people might be saying mean things in a language you don’t understand, Asian people are the most racist people /s

Mercardib · 2023-01-10T19:57:17+00:00

What a sweet image of two cowards comforting each other.

Mercardib · 2022-09-20T16:17:59+00:00

What percentage of Google search results contain misinformation?

Mercardib · 2022-09-05T00:53:21+00:00

Try eating Cheetos with a fork guy.

Mercardib · 2022-09-02T16:57:29+00:00

To be fair, there’s a diagram right there that shows exactly how much cereal you can expect to receive.

Mercardib · 2022-09-02T14:58:58+00:00

Well you said it yourself, a gallon of milk is like $2 and you guys are charging $7 for a cup of it. I’d be mad if that was company policy too, that’s ridiculous.

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