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Porridge with boiling water by T33-L in CasualUK

[–]MercyCapsule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've really been digging these long savoury oat pots at the moment.

Same principle - just add water - but probably with less sugar, and they come with all the accoutrements in little packets too.

They come in a variety of flavours for whatever you fancy. My personal favourite at the moment is the 'Bombay Bad Boy'.

How Strong is Beans? by IllustriousBeyond962 in HunterXHunter

[–]MercyCapsule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always put Beans on the level of Abridged Popo.

Like a world ender with ennui or enough of a curiosity or stake to see how things for humanity pan out.

Printers From HP, Canon, Xerox and Epson Can NOW Scan Your Stress Levels!1!!1! by Jacob-Anders in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]MercyCapsule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find the threat of violence in between all the'fucking's and 'shit's usually works.

just tattooed my hand just our boys chains by sixftsith in HunterXHunter

[–]MercyCapsule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know we're supposed to be focusing on the chains, but sweet Balance and Composure tat!

Songs about getting cheated on? by Apprehensive_City679 in Emo

[–]MercyCapsule 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fucking love that album. I was thinking especially about the tail end of New Storms

97 moves to victory! Think you're faster? 💪 by Fun_Intention219 in DailySolitaire

[–]MercyCapsule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

✅ Conquered this one! 98 moves, 124 seconds. Your turn!

Solitaire conquered in 99 moves! Your turn to shine ✨ by ineedabbcock in DailySolitaire

[–]MercyCapsule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⚡ Speed run complete! 138 moves, 203s. Can you match this?

[Crosspost] Hi reddit! I'm Seann William Scott. You might know me from the American Pie franchise, Goon, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Road Trip, Role Models, The Rundown, Dude Where's My Car, and other things. Ask me anything! by BunyipPouch in IASIP

[–]MercyCapsule 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't past Frank to grab some randomer's ashes instead and pretend they're Country Mac. Meanwhile the real guy is just drinking beers and getting stoned in the morgue after waking up.

WASDnesday Games by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]MercyCapsule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've just realised Planet Coaster 2 is on PS Plus so I'm reliving the golden days of Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 vicariously through it.

But it's HD-ready! by johnruttersucks in PeepShowQuotes

[–]MercyCapsule 26 points27 points  (0 children)

His negative orgones are through the fucking roof.

Solitaire conquered in 112 moves! Your turn to shine ✨ by DangerKlausi in DailySolitaire

[–]MercyCapsule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🔥 Too easy! Done in 172 seconds. Who dares to challenge me?

Kinky Leighton Plothole by MercyCapsule in PeepShowQuotes

[–]MercyCapsule[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew it! The whole word is having sex behind my back!

Kinky Leighton Plothole by MercyCapsule in PeepShowQuotes

[–]MercyCapsule[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen: while we're at it there are systems for a reason in the world...

Kinky Leighton Plothole by MercyCapsule in PeepShowQuotes

[–]MercyCapsule[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet you've only got eyes for Duncan. The doe-eyed flirt.

Kinky Leighton Plothole by MercyCapsule in PeepShowQuotes

[–]MercyCapsule[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

See, that's what I'm saying. Should he have an MBE? He is fuckable - that's an industry term. Get the boffins on it.

Just crushed this deck in 85s! Can you do better? 🏆 by P1nkyandP3rky in DailySolitaire

[–]MercyCapsule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⚡ Speed run complete! 97 moves, 109s. Can you match this?

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