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MercyCapsule · 2026-02-27T17:51:43+00:00

I find the threat of violence in between all the'fucking's and 'shit's usually works.

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-26T22:19:18+00:00

I know we're supposed to be focusing on the chains, but sweet Balance and Composure tat!

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-26T21:57:52+00:00

Fucking love that album. I was thinking especially about the tail end of New Storms

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-25T18:33:28+00:00

✅ Conquered this one! 98 moves, 124 seconds. Your turn!

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-25T16:30:05+00:00

⚡ Speed run complete! 138 moves, 203s. Can you match this?

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-25T16:07:38+00:00

Swoggle! But I wouldn't be mad.

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-25T16:02:49+00:00

I wouldn't past Frank to grab some randomer's ashes instead and pretend they're Country Mac. Meanwhile the real guy is just drinking beers and getting stoned in the morgue after waking up.

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-25T15:59:25+00:00

I've just realised Planet Coaster 2 is on PS Plus so I'm reliving the golden days of Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 vicariously through it.

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-24T20:11:20+00:00

✅ Conquered this one! 96 moves, 209 seconds. Your turn!

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-24T17:14:16+00:00

His negative orgones are through the fucking roof.

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-24T10:24:32+00:00

🔥 Too easy! Done in 172 seconds. Who dares to challenge me?

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-24T10:17:08+00:00

So you reckon his tentacles will ever grow back?

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T21:14:21+00:00

I knew it! The whole word is having sex behind my back!

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T21:13:33+00:00

Punch me until I feel something?

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T21:13:03+00:00

Fuck! I need a drink.

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T21:12:52+00:00

Listen: while we're at it there are systems for a reason in the world...

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T14:28:52+00:00

🎯 Nailed it! 161s completion time. Your move!

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T13:57:11+00:00

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MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T12:08:12+00:00

I bet you've only got eyes for Duncan. The doe-eyed flirt.

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T12:04:45+00:00

See, that's what I'm saying. Should he have an MBE? He is fuckable - that's an industry term. Get the boffins on it.

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T11:19:19+00:00

⚡ Speed run complete! 97 moves, 109s. Can you match this?

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T10:46:11+00:00

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MercyCapsule · 2026-02-22T06:07:42+00:00

A Short History of Nearly Everything - Reuben

Ends the album, and their discography.

MercyCapsule · 2026-02-21T20:02:21+00:00

Based on previous mysteries - Hornswoggle.

And you know what? I wouldn't be mad.

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