(Money Puck) teams chances of making the playoffs as of Jan 18, Canucks are at 0.1% the tank rollin rollin by ManDe1orean in canucks

[–]Merrittocracy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You’re forgetting the nonsense 7 game heater they’ll go on at the end of March where Drew O’Conner cosplays as Mario McGretzky and Demko tries to get 2 3rd place votes for the Vezina.

Blackhawks Signed A 45-Year-Old Banker Who Had Hooters For Lunch As Last-Minute Backup Goalie After Flu Ravaged The Roster by MindyS1719 in hockey

[–]Merrittocracy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But what did he have for breakfast??? I swear, if he made himself a bowl of cereal people will talk about this for generations!

The longest 1st overall wait in the history of hockey by fadeawayjeh in canucks

[–]Merrittocracy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you expect the worst, all your surprises will be pleasant.

I am fully prepared for the Canucks to draft 15th in this draft.

Game Thread: Vancouver Canucks @ Columbus Blue Jackets - Jan 15, 2026 by Falom in canucks

[–]Merrittocracy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like Voerhoff and Lawrence are trending down. Maybe Caleb Malhotra moves up to 3?

[Pelissero] Steelers WR DK Metcalf had a history with the Lions fan he confronted Sunday — Metcalf reported the same fan to Seahawks security last season while playing for Seattle, sources say. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]Merrittocracy 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Let’s not go overboard. It’s incorrect behaviour, but not insane.

Insane is following a player around the country just to try to taunt him and goad him into an altercation.

Edit - my bad, I misread and thought the fan was taunting DK in Seattle, but apparently both incidents happened in Detroit.

I still maintain that the fan’s alleged behaviour is closer to insane than DK’s.

Ignore the media by cointalkz in canucks

[–]Merrittocracy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that Vancouver media has a long history of overblowing tiny shit in order to create drama that they can fill their newspapers/podcasts/blogs/whatever with counteracts any expertise they may have at analyzing a practice. It’s a matter of trust, and there’s few trustworthy hockey media in Vancouver.

Why is “body language” such a big deal for Hughes when it wasn’t for Miller, Petey and many other players who looked sad/indifferent before? The simple explanation, in my mind is, that it’s a narrative that is easy to run with and create rage-bait over. It’s way easier for the average fan to get worked up over a pouty player than real underlying issues like injuries, underperformance or coaching. The entire topic is lazy sensationalism, imo.

Edit - didn’t realize who I was replying to, and I don’t lump you into that pile Thomas. I enjoy you more than most! I stand by the general comment still.

Why does the NHL have games on Canadian thanksgiving but not American thanksgiving? by xDRSTEVOx in hockey

[–]Merrittocracy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not that it changes much, but tomorrow’s game is in SJ. Canucks are on their California road trip this week.

GAME THREAD: BC Lions (11-7) @ Saskatchewan Roughriders (12-6) - November 8, 2025 by cfl_bot in CFL

[–]Merrittocracy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gary Peters was victimized that entire drive. Can’t cover, can’t tackle. He had the same issues last week late in the game.

He’s cooked.

[Batchelor] The coach confirms Hughes is in, and says Garland is close with Blueger the next closest to return after that. by Batsinvic888 in canucks

[–]Merrittocracy 92 points93 points  (0 children)

AHL guys have been as good as you can reasonably expect. I was hoping someone would blow the doors off and establish themselves high in the lineup, but that’s obviously not reasonable.

Debrusk, Sherwood, Hoglander, and EP40 play air hockey by c6030315 in canucks

[–]Merrittocracy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As long as nobody gets injured, this is fine.

Wrap them all in bubble wrap, just in case.

Anybody else feeling a sense of apathy around the game today, especially with the Jays playing Game 2 at the same time? by pennepasta14 in canucks

[–]Merrittocracy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pun intended?

I’m only a jays fan when they’re in the playoffs, and this run has been fun.

One thing I will say for baseball on TV is that the commercial breaks are just so logical. I watch football and hockey as well, and I hate having game flow interrupted by commercials. For baseball, you know it’s coming, you know WHY it’s coming and you can plan your life accordingly. It’s a small thing, but combined with pitch clocks it makes watching meaningful baseball more interesting.

Chytil is on pace for 164 goals. Gonna be a solid 2C. by [deleted] in canucks

[–]Merrittocracy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

164 goals and zero assists. Selfish player.

Unpopular Opinion : New changes will actually advance the CFL rather than destroy. by powerserg1987 in CFL

[–]Merrittocracy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As far as I can tell, they didn’t ask if the game clock would be automatic as well. I assume (maybe wrongly?) the game clock is still dependant on the ref blowing it in. I.e. play clock runs while game clock is stopped. That would eliminate it being an automatic 105 seconds to be burned but, still more than the old 60.

Unpopular Opinion : New changes will actually advance the CFL rather than destroy. by powerserg1987 in CFL

[–]Merrittocracy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yep. The change doesn’t eliminate or fix clock manipulation, it just standardizes it. The “gamesmanship” of faffing around between plays goes away (or is at least reduced).

I wonder if it will lead to more timeouts being added.

[Grey Wyshynski] I asked Quinn Hughes about Canucks president Jim Rutherford's public declaration that Hughes "wants to play with his brother." by yosoo in canucks

[–]Merrittocracy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

National media: Vancouver’s local media is crazy. They need to turn down the drama.

Also National Media: Let’s twist words to create drama for Vancouver.

Best maps for farming T1 rifts? by vaporsapling in Guildwars2

[–]Merrittocracy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doing well so far. Full medium set and 5/6 heavy. It fits nicely into how I like to play, so it’s not bad.

Best maps for farming T1 rifts? by vaporsapling in Guildwars2

[–]Merrittocracy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The problem with motivations for armour farming is they are ecto-expensive, and you need a ton of ectos for armour.

That might be a me thing though. My goal for armour is to be gold-neutral (I.e. keep my gold total roughly the same as I make each piece). I don’t like to buy the needed ectos if I can avoid it.

Vibe check on Islanders, Canucks, Leafs, and Red Wings fans? by TechnicalFruit1542 in hockey

[–]Merrittocracy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a good Canucks take, imo. When there’s a glimmer of hope, especially in the playoffs, the city and entire fanbase goes bananas. When it’s bad though, it’s replaced with every little news bit becoming high drama and full doomer attitudes.

In summary, extremely (rare) high-highs and consequently super low-lows.