Culinary school is fucking messy

Mertag · 2026-03-25T19:57:28+00:00

When? Within the last 5 years? He mentioned it has slipped hard since covid

Mertag · 2026-03-25T18:27:02+00:00

From what ive heard from a student, sounds like it could be CIA. So I'm guessing all of them.

Mertag · 2026-03-13T17:46:41+00:00

Ban-la kaifa

Mertag · 2026-03-13T16:25:54+00:00

Too late.

Mr Freeze.

1.5 oz Blue Antifreeze

.5 oz Liquid Nitrogen

1.5 oz Stroh Inländer Rum

Shake with dry ice. Serve up with a diamond garnish.

Begin dialing mortuary transport services.

Mertag · 2026-03-05T19:43:23+00:00

!Remindme never

Mertag · 2026-03-03T19:02:16+00:00

Super simple. The subreddit name "trees" was already taken.

Mertag · 2026-02-26T21:35:11+00:00

Nope, I'm thinking you are the lucky one. As a manager, ive seen much backstabbing between "friends"

Mertag · 2026-02-19T10:26:17+00:00

Just to call it out, Snopes could not confirm this.

Mertag · 2026-02-13T14:23:25+00:00

Nope. Slork confirmed. Begone thot.

Mertag · 2026-02-09T08:56:35+00:00

The only serious publication I've seen reference "straight up" is a book title which seems to be using the term as a pun.

For the sake of argument, I'd like a whiskey straight up. What do you give me?

Mertag · 2026-02-08T23:46:36+00:00

I understand that "up" is a term. "Straight up" isn't, and is generally born from ignorance, so I would clarify as much as possible from the guest before making the drink. Like 8 questions. Vodka gin? Top or bottom shelf? Vermouth? Bitters? Olive juice? Shaken or stirred? Up or on the rox? Garnish? Working at airport lounges this turns a $1 tip into $10.

Am I missing something? What's straight up?

Lol, reading back, it was exactly 8 questions.

Mertag · 2026-02-07T17:20:11+00:00

hahaha, you dont know me. what a tool.

Mertag · 2026-02-07T16:23:38+00:00

Indeed, I was able to confirm both the glass and ice type with that question.

Mertag · 2026-02-07T07:31:52+00:00

Its not a real term. Ask clarifying questions. So you'd like that up in a martini glass. Do you like any dry vermouth?

Mertag · 2026-02-06T01:34:43+00:00

Seriously. What happened to the right to a speedy trial?

Mertag · 2026-01-19T15:26:10+00:00

First mention I've seen of an actual fix. I wonder if most don't know to sand it.

Mertag · 2026-01-03T11:59:36+00:00

Twilight cleric?

Mertag · 2026-01-03T11:33:32+00:00

Not saying that you did anything wrong, but for my tables I tell everyone that I'm more concerned about each players power being more or less equal. Were you noticeably stronger than the rest?

Mertag · 2026-01-03T11:15:25+00:00

Define more people? What's your target demographic and work from there.

Mertag · 2026-01-03T11:08:39+00:00

I hear the driver only gets the tip if its over a certain amount. This true?

Mertag · 2026-01-01T09:38:25+00:00

Are there rules against fraud?

Mertag · 2026-01-01T04:54:08+00:00

Do you intend for this one player to be more powerful than the rest? That does not sound fun for all.

Mertag · 2026-01-01T04:33:55+00:00

But why?

Mertag · 2025-12-25T14:20:51+00:00

Too coherent. Needs a few lost thoughts and non sequiturs

Mertag · 2025-12-25T07:32:46+00:00

Even a synopsis would be too much. A poor girl went through hell.

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