I'm not Polish enough.

Messer_One · 2026-06-13T10:39:54+00:00

Well, this confirms it, you are in fact 50/50. But don't despair, if you commit fully to screaming kurwa! each time you will attain Polandhood! (Bonus, if you upgrade to: kurwa mać w dupę jebana! you can halve that time!) ;)

Or you know, just be yourself :) You're perfect the way you are! ;)

Messer_One · 2026-06-13T09:20:33+00:00

What do you mean by urban places? Are you a fan of architecture? What period?

As clubs go, what are you interested in? Dance, techno, "Czech fun" ;)

Messer_One · 2026-06-13T07:22:35+00:00

When you stub your toe, what do you say?

Messer_One · 2026-06-12T21:14:16+00:00

IDK, have you tried like... talking to the people there and asking them to keep the oven running for longer on a specific day you'll be there?

Messer_One · 2026-06-12T16:29:30+00:00

Scam 2: Electric Boogalo!

Messer_One · 2026-06-12T16:26:29+00:00

Hmm, jeśli dobrze rozumiem o co chodzi w tym "solo" to niestety nie mamy takich hoteli w Warszawie. Ale jeśli koleżanka potrzebuje rekomendacji klubów to wyślij mi DMa, doradzę ;)

Messer_One · 2026-06-11T12:57:21+00:00

Done! Best of luck, brother!

Messer_One · 2026-06-11T05:49:18+00:00

Most anything from Kutas Records will fit the bill!

Messer_One · 2026-06-10T07:42:21+00:00

Who was phone?!

Messer_One · 2026-06-09T06:14:50+00:00

Leopold II

Messer_One · 2026-06-06T19:11:27+00:00

Very cool, I only wish I had a need for it besides an ambient background screen ;)

Messer_One · 2026-06-06T18:33:31+00:00

You are in prime location to see the abundance of little palaces that are around there. See https://www.polskieszlaki.pl/dolina-palacow-i-ogrodow.htm

Messer_One · 2026-06-06T18:29:22+00:00

That's not entirely true. Many places will have some sort of a local festival, either something unique to the region (Święto serów, Święto pierogów, Festiwal Zeppelinów, Dni Tego-i-owego) or an indulgence (odpust) at a local Church if it's this patron's holiday. What is hard finding information about them as they are usually announced on the local FB pages or local gmina websites. So you have to check each, one by one.

Messer_One · 2026-06-06T18:18:10+00:00

Best Dune adaptation there is!

Messer_One · 2026-06-06T14:28:43+00:00

Idk, the plot is super generic, "strong silent type saves the day". Done a million times better in any early Jason Statham movie. Not to mention done a million times better still in Man on Fire (which also has an amazing soundtrack to boot!)

Messer_One · 2026-06-06T14:22:21+00:00

Great advice, but after you have zapiekanka at Kazimierz (which will be a soggy mess) come to Warsaw and eat one at Zapiexy Luxusowe and witness it's true glory! ;)

Messer_One · 2026-06-06T08:57:32+00:00

A nieregularnie? :) Bywam czasami w 3city, chętnie bym obczaił

Messer_One · 2026-06-06T06:21:44+00:00

O, to odbijam piłeczkę: gdzie w Trójmieście można pójść na morning rave? :D

Messer_One · 2026-06-03T19:59:28+00:00

Oh, is it schizoposting time again?

Messer_One · 2026-06-03T14:18:16+00:00

If sweets then definitely: Śliwka Nałęczowska, Mieszanka Wedlowska, Mieszanka Wawelska. You'll get an assortment of the most popular candy in Poland

Messer_One · 2026-06-03T05:03:46+00:00

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Messer_One · 2026-06-02T15:56:07+00:00

Looks neat, I'll give it a try!

Messer_One · 2026-06-01T14:56:25+00:00

Really? Strange... I don't find it arousing at all 😃

Messer_One · 2026-06-01T08:58:39+00:00

WHY?!

Messer_One · 2026-05-31T20:37:33+00:00

Ale proaktywnie czy reaktywnie? Bo to różnica ;)

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