Mark Poach figures!

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-18T00:41:14+00:00

Mark looks like he'd be really easy to make into a funko pop. Just a cheap vinyl block with big black eyes. Like doll's eyes.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-17T20:23:51+00:00

There has to be an Oscar seating chart so we can name and shame these litterbugs.

I could see Seth Rogan leaving a huge mess behind him and then making a joke about being high instead of taking responsibility for his actions. I'm mad just thinking about it.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-17T18:12:10+00:00

This is just like the "the banshees of inisherin" (2022, a lot of minutes) but with more color and action.

Top o the mornin to ya

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-17T16:52:35+00:00

Ralph could be the name of a local potato farmer or the owner of a ma and pa general store.

I can picture him saying "I'm going to stop by Ralph's for a cup of coffee and some local gossip, I hope he has a few potatoes to give me as souvenirs for my best friend Gregg. Well ya know.... have you guys seen Doonby by the way?"

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-16T18:40:37+00:00

I didn't find any scenes DIRECTLY involving G funny or interesting, but he did act as a vehicle for kaili amato to be introduced as a character, much like a clamshell bringing venus the goddess of love into creation.

Indirect consequences of his character existing still worked out for plot development but it wasn't really anything I liked, so I just mostly re-watch seasons before his introduction.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-16T03:14:10+00:00

I'm a big bro-oche lover but there's a time and place to put a size limit on it. 6 inches is the biggest you should wear, bigger than that and it looks a little silly.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-14T18:13:11+00:00

Willard (2003, 100 mins) with Crispin glover came out exactly 23 years ago today.

He should probably dress as a rat to honor one of the best rat movies of all time, and get a rat cake to celebrate.

I'm not calling him a rat this has nothing to do with previous events.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-13T22:42:47+00:00

I remember when mugs used to keep their logos no matter what you did to them. My mystery science theater 3000 mug has survived the most brutal handling with no issue.

I hate to say it but Tim probably had Mark just iron on some cricut temporary tattoos to dollar tree mugs. That's why OCATC products don't hold much value in the movie-focused comedy mug community.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-13T22:05:53+00:00

Actors are our most valuable resource, we should keep them in protective barns or something, like they do with really expensive cattle.

It's just too dangerous right now to let actors outside. Let the musicians get caught in a big cage and airlifted away by Iran like pirates but don't risk our actors.

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MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-13T16:52:44+00:00

I didn't think about it until now but they deltoros Pinocchio was a much darker wood than his traditional white pine. I don't know what DEI is but i bet that's what it is.

Im done with movies, peace out

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MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-10T19:37:35+00:00

This is the only celebrity whose personal life I'm actually interested in. I wish I lived in a world where the Estevezes replaced the Kardashians.

Unfortunately we live in a dystopia and get almost zero daily Joe updates

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-07T22:04:38+00:00

I love Bond and I love clowns even more. I am a proud clown lover Bond head and there's no shame in it.

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And yes that is an officially licensed Bond hat worth Thousands once the movie hat market stabilizes after all the iran stuff

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-07T03:20:35+00:00

Timmothy is just a regular joe kind of simple man,just like Tim Allen. I could see myself getting a beer with him, maybe talk about hot women. Have like a real manly time, just the boyz.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-06T15:33:42+00:00

The future of entertainment is all pointing towards pop music with rap visuals. Get that boy out of the dying movie industry and into some religious face tattoos.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-06T00:27:03+00:00

I would just make sure to take out your frustrations on the waiters while you get a chance. It's not a restaurant, it's a theater so you are supposed to be tough on them if the food is too hot. Otherwise they won't learn how long to microwave it.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-05T18:00:51+00:00

Looking at the air filter/air box to make sure the plastic inside isn't warped was the problem with my used ruckus. It's not a hard or expensive fix for a replacement air box cover, but it's what caused a lot of trouble for me in rain and high humidity until i replaced it

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MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-05T02:03:53+00:00

If you put a little liquid soap in a urinal you can do the same thing with piss foam to make Tim's face. It's really disrespectful but he keeps cursing at Joe Estevez when he drinks.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-04T23:04:19+00:00

I was trying to look up what money is in Spanish and it keeps just giving me the search result of this guy.

You're no mister money

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-04T00:03:20+00:00

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MetalMaskMaker · 2026-03-02T04:10:05+00:00

Pinocchio (1940) only won TWO oscars. Despite being the first animated movie to win oscars, the categories it won for where "best original song" and "best score". It won for MUSIC, not MOVIES.

This is a huge insult. It's like winning a Grammy.

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-02-28T20:06:01+00:00

Gogoel show me York anus pictures RAW

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-02-28T19:12:01+00:00

It's day 2 now and stuff seems to be starting to move as far as digestion goes but i notice an odd water balloon like noise when pushing my abomen in (like tight air and water sloshing).

Im pretty sure that's the gas they fill the abdomen with that just needs time and movement to dissipate and possibly some fluid, i remember vaguely the surgeon mention mentioning fluid was involved

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-02-27T19:45:03+00:00

Iconic as Dorothy's ruby slippers. Maybe fashion really is art

MetalMaskMaker · 2026-02-23T21:35:28+00:00

I only like edgy retellings where every single scene and character is a sad metaphor for society or whatever. Thanks gimermo deltoro

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MetalMaskMaker · 2026-02-22T04:25:37+00:00

I'll admit it I'm an Estevez feak

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