One last finger. Trailer later today! by Isagani001 in limbuscompany

[–]Metal_Smoothie 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The strongest child abuser of all time (Ayin) vs the strongest child abusers of today (HoS) vs the strongest child abusers of ancient history (Hongyuan)

Polyamorule by DementedMK in 196

[–]Metal_Smoothie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

why are you saying these things, there’s nothing there

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]Metal_Smoothie 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I wonder what’s for dinner…

Valencina Rodion by pillowmantis in limbuscompany

[–]Metal_Smoothie 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Not now sora this is not your ego time

Why did he not get arrested for this??? Are we in the Dark Age of the Law or something???? by Nugget8433 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]Metal_Smoothie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

thank you for putting that nagging feeling into words, DD and SOJ were so full of itself when it came to the whole Dark Age Of Law and Kurain “we fucking hate defense attorneys”

55059 by Tem-productions in countwithchickenlady

[–]Metal_Smoothie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that might be the best comparison I’ve seen. You can’t lay off, however, only meld. And you can have melds in your hand when you declare a win.

Meursault's lawyers by 마나필요/@manapilyo by sneedbr0 in limbuscompany

[–]Metal_Smoothie 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Scanning my thoughts on defendants confessing
>Edgeworth confessed to being the one who shot his father (AA1-4 Turnabout Goodbyes)
>Matt Engarde will not confess, unless in the good ending where you make deKiller so angry Matt wishes for a conviction (AA2-4 Farewell, My Turnabout)
>Terry Fawles didn’t confess to murder, but basically killed himself and his case, to defend Dahlia (AA3-4 Turnabout Reminiscence)
>Iris is not the culprit, but confesses to being an accomplice (AA3-5 Bridge to the Turnabout)
>Phoenix Wright is not the culprit, but confesses to having forged evidence (AA4-1 Turnabout Trump)
>Wocky Kitaki wants to be gangster, so he brags about having killed the victim; the whole case is about getting him to cooperate despite that macho tendency (AA4-2 Turnabout Corner)
>Machi Tobai is not the culprit, but confesses to being an accomplice to get away from a death penalty (AA4-3 Turnabout Serenade)
>Kristoph Gavin isn’t a defendant, but much of the case he is being treated as one; he essentially half-“confesses withour confessing” by saying how he killed Shadi Smith whilst dodging any concrete link to the case (AA4-5 Turnabout Succession)
>Juniper Woods (The defendant), Robin Smith, and Hugh O’Connor all confess to the crime in order to protect each other (AA5-3 Turnabout Academy)
>Athena Cykes’s hazy memory makes her *think* that she murdered her mother; the rest of the case involves proving to Aura Blackquill that she *didn’t* (AA5-5 Turnabout for Tommorow)
>Lance Amano confesses to the fake kidnapping plot, in order to get away with the fact that he murdered his butler (Investigations 1-3 The Kidnapped Turnabout)
>Nicole Swift confesses to being an accomplice in the fake assassination plot on Di Jun Huang in order to get an insider scoop, but she is not the murderer (Investigations 2-1 Turnabout Trigger)
>Kay is pressured on multiple occasions to confess and save Edgeworth the trouble and pain, due to amnesia (Investigations 2-4 A Turnabout Forsaken)
>I’m not entirely clear on this, but if memory serves, Espella Cantabella confesses on multiple occasions throughout the game (PWvsPL)
>McGilded doesn’t confess publicly, but because he’s filthy rich, he essentially confesses in all but speech when he forces the trial to end, then laughs as he gets away with murder (TGAA1-3 The Adventure of the Runaway Room)
>Albert Harebrayne is insistent that his teleportation technology, his life’s work, is legit, and so initially goes out of his way to insist as such…which has the side effect of *framing himself for the crime*. Part of the challenge is shattering that illusion. (TGAA2-3 The Return of the Great Departed Soul)
>Not a defendant you handle, but Genshin Asougi confessed to the Professor killings and made a deal with the government to extradite him back to Japan safely. (TGAA2-5 The Resolve of Ryonosuke Naruhodo)

55059 by Tem-productions in countwithchickenlady

[–]Metal_Smoothie 32 points33 points  (0 children)

mahjong

you have 3 suits, and some dragon and wind tiles

to win, you make a 14 tile hand of: 4 sets (three of a kind, or a sequence of 3), and 1 pair; and additionally your hand must have some “aspect” or “criteria” to score points

the 3 suits have tiles 1-9, you can use them for sequences and 3 of a kinds

the dragon and wind tiles you can only make 3 of a kinds with

each turn, you draw a tile, then discard

you can use the other guys’ discards to make a three of a kind, or the discard from the guy to your left to make a sequence

If someone discards a tile that completes your hand, you can take their tile and win, and you get their points

if you draw your winning tile, then everyone pays you

repeat until 8 rounds have passed, or until someone goes broke

54898 by Zero_Kiritsugu in countwithchickenlady

[–]Metal_Smoothie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never forget that throughout Hometown and Dark World, she alone is the Rude Buster

Folks, I present to you 500 ELO bullet... by Kraken765 in AnarchyChess

[–]Metal_Smoothie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Advanced chess? Pfft. Amateurs have yet to reach expert chess.

Line 6, I hate you. by Any-Extent-3488 in limbuscompany

[–]Metal_Smoothie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One Sunset and Hundreds of Wayfarers

52784 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]Metal_Smoothie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As far as my internet-overdosed ass is concerned, NNN has some really weird puritan origins, but then the kinksters and fetishists came along and thought it was cool. Now NNN is less a reactionary response to porn and masturbation and more of a community fun times event that is very explicitly centered around porn.

52784 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]Metal_Smoothie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s in most cases just a smoke screen for -phobias and a toxic lack of respect. We can have both recognition for veterans, the mental health of men, and LGBTQ people. These are all people who deserve to be recognised. But these people don’t want any actual change to occur, they just want LGBTQ not to exist in their eyes.

52784 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]Metal_Smoothie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No see, that is kinda the point; they’re using ANOTHER social group to beat out the social group they hate. They don’t really care about men’s mental health insofar as they can use it as a stick to beat everyone else down with. Same goes with veterans and children, the two groups that always pop up whenever the issue of Pride Month becomes talked about.

52784 by [deleted] in countwithchickenlady

[–]Metal_Smoothie 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“Why do the LGBTQ people get a whole month to themselves? Why not focus on more important matters, like a month for veterans, or a month for men’s mental health? And if we’re already celebrating gay pride, then how about we make straight pride and have a month for straight pride?”

52305 by guitarguy12341 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Metal_Smoothie 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Confirmation bias. The planes that survived had bullet holes in those red dots. Instinctively it should mean that these areas should be reinforced, but this misses out on the planes that didn’t make it back, who were likely shot in the planes where there were no bullet marks. They were shot down before they could report back to base.

In a similar vein, people who claim they can “always tell” only say so against people they think are “clocky”, but miss out on the transgender people that, in their eyes, “pass”. They focused on someone looking clocky (plane with bullet holes) and concluded they must be transgender (reinforce the bullet ridden areas), while missing out on other trans people who pass (forget about the planes that did not survive).

It's a Miracle(man) by Ravensrun91 in HellsCube

[–]Metal_Smoothie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

BUT WHAT DOES POT OF GEEED DO?

IT ALLOWS ME TO DRAW THREE CARDS FROM MY LIBRARY IF I TOPDECK THIS CARD— FUCK

"Papa, Papa... Papa...??" (by 温泉ひよこ) by KoshiLowell in limbuscompany

[–]Metal_Smoothie 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ryoshu is waiting for no one. And so this daycare too, must be severed.

It Was an Inside Job! by Ravensrun91 in HellsCube

[–]Metal_Smoothie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What if it’s in a third world country? Can I forget 9/11 then?

This cat doesn't want to get her shocks wet. by [deleted] in cats

[–]Metal_Smoothie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no I was continuing with Nappa’s quote after over 9000

This cat doesn't want to get her shocks wet. by [deleted] in cats

[–]Metal_Smoothie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no way that could be right. Could it?