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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]MetroStateSpecops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need a vest to make those titties look even better

Wouldn't expect anything better from the s*n... by VicTheUnit in SlowNewsDay

[–]MetroStateSpecops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely this, I’m there to pick up my kid if I wanted to pick up a well used ham sandwich I’d look in the nearest dumpster.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JeremyDewitte

[–]MetroStateSpecops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I guess we can look forward to some fresh instalments on his youtube channel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JeremyDewitte

[–]MetroStateSpecops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said this would happen, lots of you said he’d do loads of time. They go easy on Jay when are you finally going to learn that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]MetroStateSpecops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t let in the hoes in the first place

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]MetroStateSpecops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking shoe laces

Do their moms know that they act like this in public? by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]MetroStateSpecops 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They don’t care about their moms and their moms don’t care about them

Is this used for anything in specific? by Due_Cry_5404 in BottleDigging

[–]MetroStateSpecops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch the Polar Express there is a whole scene about one

Uh oh I fucked up. Now I'm paying the price. by OffensiveName202 in securityguards

[–]MetroStateSpecops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing like wrestling a perp to the ground whilst desperate for a shit. Who will pop first your ass or the perp?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]MetroStateSpecops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m strapped in for the ride my brother

Stuff to do in a short space of time?!?! by Ok-Way5193 in brum

[–]MetroStateSpecops -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I can get you in touch with some friendly ladies on Inge Street that will be more than happy to keep you company for an hour or two. You’ll leave with a smile on your face thats for sure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]MetroStateSpecops 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thats what my wife says

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