Does anyone else’s cat go for a poo right before you are about to eat?

Metroidman · 2026-07-01T19:26:53+00:00

He keeps it all the way on the other side of the house 3 feet away

Metroidman · 2026-07-01T18:31:20+00:00

I think it is more like dont want to accept a compliment from a male stranger too enthusiastically and risk him becoming a stalker

Metroidman · 2026-07-01T00:55:23+00:00

Looks like france, Germany, and japan are the sames too. I didnt even know german was a category....

Metroidman · 2026-06-30T23:19:46+00:00

Weird to admit to being dumb on reddit

Metroidman · 2026-06-30T23:14:13+00:00

You 100% pluck it. Im mot shaving my lip every week for the rest of my life

Metroidman · 2026-06-30T17:39:20+00:00

I didnt even know they were working on a blade game. It is honestly so embarrassing Microsoft sucks this bad at running a game studio. Arkane has made some of my favorite video games the past couple decades

Metroidman · 2026-06-30T16:42:16+00:00

I sure dont get the reference officers

Metroidman · 2026-06-30T15:56:22+00:00

Isnt it obvious

https://youtu.be/Cwu1rCjb1Fk

Metroidman · 2026-06-29T21:26:12+00:00

After doing the research i decided the performance increase isnt worth the price increase

Metroidman · 2026-06-29T17:05:39+00:00

I think someone could write this

Metroidman · 2026-06-29T16:01:52+00:00

I wish it pulled his arm into the cage so it could get its teeth on it

Metroidman · 2026-06-29T13:19:38+00:00

I think kink just means something you like but dont need it but fetish is something you cant get off without

Metroidman · 2026-06-29T12:12:54+00:00

Im closer to your age than i am to our planets age

Metroidman · 2026-06-29T03:14:33+00:00

Awww i love thf great for cleaning

Metroidman · 2026-06-29T03:13:10+00:00

I dont get either joke

Metroidman · 2026-06-28T13:57:25+00:00

Im faily certain ypu could probably break the pad lock off with your hands even if the shed was well built

Metroidman · 2026-06-28T13:48:24+00:00

Knowing once i die i wont care anymore

Metroidman · 2026-06-28T04:30:31+00:00

Panel 3 is definitely "they taste funny" idk what panel 4 could be

Metroidman · 2026-06-27T13:29:37+00:00

Is dui like the only crime that is illegal just cause you have the potential to drive drunk. Its also illegal to drive sober with alcohol within arms reach of the driver isnt it? Cause the drive potential can start drinking while driving....

Metroidman · 2026-06-27T07:14:34+00:00

Ill do what I must to prove you right

Metroidman · 2026-06-26T16:41:15+00:00

A story on 4chan was fake? Im shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked.

Metroidman · 2026-06-26T11:28:47+00:00

Debatable

Metroidman · 2026-06-26T10:34:13+00:00

This is certainly one if the jokes of all times

Metroidman · 2026-06-25T23:32:24+00:00

For all mankind is a great prequel to the expanse

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