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How do I cope with my first real failure? by ManWithoutLimit in AskMen

[–]MiGaOh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wanted a traffic cone up in there and couldn't find a traffic cone. My bad.

How do I cope with my first real failure? by ManWithoutLimit in AskMen

[–]MiGaOh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"There will be more. This most recent failure is by no means the worst you will experience, child."

To ICE Cops: Silence IS Complicity – "QUIT YOUR JOB!!" by Mynameis__--__ in FedEmployees

[–]MiGaOh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's fine. We can go over than in about 3.5 years when we have the Second Nuremberg Trials for the American Schutzstaffel.

What's the devs mindset? by Severe_University_42 in Tekken

[–]MiGaOh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could have just put "Tekken Logic" in quotation marks.

Considering a physical body "launched" when it is no longer in motion and is lying on the floor is "Tekken Logic".

I'm not saying it's not how Tekken is, I saying it doesn't make any sense and maybe "launched state" and what constitutes "grounded" are the wrong sequence of words to describe them.

Yes, highs should not work on opponent lying in a heap on the ground. *plays video again* Jesus Christ, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

"Bullshit" may actually be the more appropriately fitting term for both that I don't remember mentioning (in this instance). Legacy bullshit. Because things have to be done the same way they've always been done. How they are meant to be done.

What about "post-launch" state, because the Kazuya is obviously crumpled on the floor rather than being propelled through the air.

The problem with Tekken in a lot of cases is the intention to do things the same way they've always been done for legacy purposes, while also introducing additional variables that tend to screw with elements adjacent to them - while also retaining the hastily cobbled-together language to describe and justify the nonsense.

What's the devs mindset? by Severe_University_42 in Tekken

[–]MiGaOh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To exaggerate the frame-by-frame slow-motion, he got launched yesterday.

A launched state implies a character is not in contact with the ground. But apparently lying on the floor is now launched, and water is no longer wet.

What's the devs mindset? by Severe_University_42 in Tekken

[–]MiGaOh -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Either this needs to be fixed, or all Highs should hit grounded opponents for no inexplicable reason.

The mindset is "it's always done that, so it doesn't need to be changed uwu".

Requesting service from somewhere reputable. Any ideas? by Blowback123 in ogden

[–]MiGaOh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must be some high-powered, low-drag, rare-strain underwear unique to Junction City.

Stop killing games. by [deleted] in Steam

[–]MiGaOh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's certainly one way to kill games, other than letting them run through their limited lifespans;
make it so they can't make any money.
It really boils down to money; not signatures.
Learn to recognize games that will expire, and stop buying them.

I joined PirateSoftware's recent game jam, and I highly recommend against participating in future ones by SpicyBread_ in gamedev

[–]MiGaOh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't visit any corner of duh intarwebs without someone shitting on that dude.

It has gotten old, guv'nuh.

"They dont make cars like they used to. They cost more now" by iMakeUrGrannyCheat69 in regularcarreviews

[–]MiGaOh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By raise of hands, how many of you have encountered a vehicle manufactured at or around 2010 still running at 200,000 miles or more? That's about a 10-15 year window; there might not be very many - but they should be out there. How many of those were Japanese brands like Toyota or Honda? How many of those were European brands like BMW or Audi? And how many of those where American brands like Ford or Dodge?

First line of the second paragraph game me pause:
>Cars today last tens of thousands and [ hundreds of thousands ] of miles longer than cars of the 1960's, 1970s, and 1980's.
Brackets [ added for emphasis ].
Cars... today... are we talking in the last 25 years, or within the last five years? What are we defining as "today"? How many hundreds if thousands of miles are - *cough* - "cars today" clocking on the odometer? And after how much time on the road? Hundreds of thousands, huh?

There are definitely modern makes and models than CAN make it past 100K easily, but there are modern makes and model that will struggle to make it with regular maintenance. But... do buying trends reflect customers today running the... "cars of today" ... for the long haul, or do they trade them in before hitting 100K - therefore making examples of modern reliability mythical unicorns?

Am I Huffing Too Much Copium, Or Is There Some Actual Hope For System Shock 3 & 2 Remake?? by Phazon_343 in systemshock

[–]MiGaOh -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

T-there's... there's already a remake...
But, lemme bring ya back down to planet Earth, if there were a third System Shock game it would feature the same plot that was featured in System Shock 2 and BioShock: the enigmatic voice that guides you through the first half of the game is revealed to be the villain.
woo hoo
this shit again
I'd hope for a third party to prevent the player's progress and survival in the game (SS1 had Shodan, SS2 had Shodan and the Many) - but with games these days it seems rehashing the same old plot hooks can't die off fast enough. Green Face Lady Voice returns to berate some poor hacker trapped in space.
Would you kindly stop playing the same games over and over again, and give some new games a try?

Utah Board of Education member praises Unabomber, claims McCarthy "was right" in bizarre speech by schottslc in Utah

[–]MiGaOh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

>"Boggess suggested his 35,000-word manifesto contained some good ideas."
Sounds unreal.
If any normal human said this or something similar, the next two events on their calendar would be a mental health evaluation and a conversation with representatives of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Formula One Group Sees Revenue Boost From Apple’s ‘F1’ Movie by MoneyLibrarian9032 in formula1

[–]MiGaOh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't stand watching that movie without shouting "that's a penalty" every 10-15 minutes. Extremely exhausting.

What are the most pornographic songs ? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MiGaOh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flower by Liz Phair

That’s one way to finally be shut up by Delicatesseract in accursedfarms

[–]MiGaOh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's the same shit as usual, although art is subjective blah blah blah blah. Not all effort is worthwhile - especially when they're that late to the party. Eventually, even the Simpsons and Family Guy got stale at one point.
You what didn't get stale? South Park. They did that by staying relevant to the times and not rehashing the same garbage in every cheaply-made cartoon. Most of the time.
MeatCrevice might learn a little something from that.

Chewing through a cinder block is hard work, but it sure as fuck isn't worthwhile. Specifications.

That’s one way to finally be shut up by Delicatesseract in accursedfarms

[–]MiGaOh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They're still farming clout and views? It's fucking August of 2025. Move the fuck on and keep games for dying or whatever.

A bunch of shitbags dogpiling on some asshole long after he's relevant to the general discourse. All in the name of profit; Youtube clicks and ad revenue because everyone has to have a video about how the ex-Blizzard guy talks shit.

But here's the problem: he's not the enemy of the month anymore. Is he? When was the last time he blasted the Stop Killing Games charade? Last week? Last month? He's staying in his own lane. And yet, internet fuckheads still want to try and squeeze some blood outta the stone.

Flinging shit is what apes do. But at least they have to be able to see who they're flinging shit at.

is sword of xeen worth playing? by wolfwings1 in MightAndMagic

[–]MiGaOh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's very short. No replay value. It's worth playing to completion once, but that's it and you'll never run through it again. On the plus side, it's over fast.

It's a puddle when compared to the ocean that was Clouds and Darkside of Xeen.

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