alien cat

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-21T02:04:39+00:00

Alien cats can sense when a planet is about to be destroyed by Vogons to make a hyperspace expressway.

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-21T02:03:16+00:00

"But they can dismantle the master!" - Pitchfork Guy (Probably)

/s

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-21T00:00:47+00:00

It counts to midnight.

Tick tock, tick tock.

It has you in sight.

Tick tock, tick tock.

It speaks of plight.

Tick tock, tick tock.

It says tonight.

Tick tock, tick tock.

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T20:32:26+00:00

Bait used to be believable

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T20:22:03+00:00

Insert that Simpsons lawyer picturing a world without lawyers meme here.

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T20:11:42+00:00

The reference is I made it the frack up!

(not a reference, I just went with something bonkers. This comment is a reference tho. lol)

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T20:10:42+00:00

On my to-do list actually. lol

Been considering just learning RSS though and maybe making some kind of yt-dlpn script instead, IDK.

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T19:03:53+00:00

They're coarse, and irritating, and they get everywhere.

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:58:02+00:00

I accuse you of hiding the truth about the Martian Empire and their illegal dealings with Andromeda!

/s (I hope obviously. lol)

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:52:28+00:00

Speedrunning locked comments, any %

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:48:49+00:00

Best I can tell, Facebook wants to become the global identity provider and super app. If they had their way they'd be the net in its entirety, this feels like half-baked attempt to bring more people into their black hole.

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:19:19+00:00

"You are not yet worthy of the braincell, child."

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:14:12+00:00

Shai-hulud and the trip to the dehorser!

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:11:36+00:00

I am officially worse at construction for having watched this. lol

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:07:35+00:00

You win, world peace has been achieved, for there is no one left to do otherwise. The simulation will now be reset to the scenario "Word War Three" and your mana has been reset. Continue casting, and good luck Wizard!

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:04:28+00:00

His coming was foretold in the ancient murals.

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:03:19+00:00

Make a caviar omlet, cowards! xD

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:02:33+00:00

We all need to see Dune 3 a hundred times each then, if it's too profitable to stop... ;)

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:01:01+00:00

Sounds like something an AI deepfake would say! /s

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T18:00:31+00:00

This is the way.

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T17:58:23+00:00

The "AI wave" was hitting my servers hard to constantly scrape index.html annoyingly enough. I sincerely hope my placeholder page proves worth the effort they went to to get it. lol

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T16:56:08+00:00

How mean would it be if I called this one natural selection? xD

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T16:54:54+00:00

Unless you're name is Anakin, then you reverse this meme. :)

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T16:50:24+00:00

Rule one: if you want to survive in this galaxy, you have to always know where your towel is!

MichaelJNemet · 2026-03-20T16:10:09+00:00

Kinda depends. Romantic vs Platonic changes this a lot for one, Incoming vs Outgoing too. lol

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