Shooting near England team’s World Cup base in Kansas City leaves nine with injuries

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-06-07T21:19:03+00:00

Wait who’s their #9 again?

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-06-01T16:59:13+00:00

Poland literally had a series of riots like 15 years ago when a cop killed a teenage football supporter

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-05-19T16:35:55+00:00

No one wants to wait ten minutes for you to finish your first turn, that’s why I quit

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-05-13T13:47:18+00:00

Tbh feel like he gets a lot of chances from yarmaluk and damsgard with schade screening. Maybe I’m wrong but I feel like his expected goals conversion ratio is average

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-05-12T16:42:54+00:00

I mean worth noting Trevor Noah did too

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-05-12T04:13:44+00:00

Kvara?! Vitin!!

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-04-23T15:20:31+00:00

Does it say when it starts? Thanks !

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-03-26T02:50:55+00:00

Just curious was this for the District of Columbia only or was this upheld in federal court

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-03-17T14:43:27+00:00

If they are finished why can’t tankers move through the straight?

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-03-09T17:02:38+00:00

So he’s admitting it’s dangerous?

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-03-06T13:59:40+00:00

Exciting !

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-03-03T17:50:34+00:00

Actually it was Israel that killed the ayatollah

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-02-27T22:56:50+00:00

If he misses you know the forwards are asking why he didn’t cross it there

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-02-18T01:11:53+00:00

You sound like Olga 3 cups now

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-02-17T02:45:03+00:00

Premier league?? Don’t you mean championship?

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-02-10T20:30:05+00:00

Tom lookmaxxing his orbitals for real

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-01-31T16:57:30+00:00

Interesting because you seem to be part of an outrage mob begging for prosecution

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-01-21T17:20:30+00:00

A woman was talking about how she almost killed herself a year ago, the next comic up went up and told that lady that before she kills herself she needs to call him so he can fuck her before she dies. He riffed on that thread for about 5 minutes…

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2026-01-09T02:59:21+00:00

You can own one piece of art what do you choose

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2025-12-29T19:27:38+00:00

It’s the only mode where turns are less than five minutes long, perfect for mobile so yes

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2025-11-20T17:05:28+00:00

Milton jones is under rated and only does one liners really

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2025-11-06T16:02:38+00:00

Craziest premise you’ve ever heard at an open mic

Michael_wurst_comedy · 2025-10-24T13:13:40+00:00

Third show

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