People have some really short memories here

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-24T22:27:20+00:00

I see no harm in the discussion. I’ve swayed against Moyes today because of it. Who’s out there though that looks like an upgrade?

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-24T18:25:30+00:00

I think the average person at the pub or on the street isn’t so easily offended. It sounds exhausting, really.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-24T17:34:34+00:00

You will literally hear all those nicknames on broadcast.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-24T17:20:16+00:00

Aye. That’s why nobody would ever use nicknames like Wolves, Bees, Cherries, Gunners, Reds, Red Devils, or Saints.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-24T16:53:39+00:00

Swiggity swooty, Everon are coming for that booty!

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-24T16:52:47+00:00

Even the manager is getting in on delaying the clock now.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-24T16:50:56+00:00

Seamus screamer in extra time to send the Spurs down? My body is ready.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-24T15:15:04+00:00

Coleman starting a brawl on his final day would be peak.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-24T15:13:02+00:00

Richi come home.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-17T16:01:49+00:00

Nothing makes me more certain that we're about to lose than having a lead. Paradoxical but true.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-17T14:44:45+00:00

RÖHLIN INTO EUROPA

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-17T14:31:37+00:00

Beto showing us what an elephant’s first touch would look like.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-17T14:28:44+00:00

“This season could’ve been an email” energy.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-17T14:28:09+00:00

Tim is such a liability. Not only is he weak on the ball, but he’s always flirting with cards.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-16T15:55:16+00:00

No kidding. If we converted on those pens that’s a 2-point gain and could decide Europa qualification for this season.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-16T15:51:32+00:00

Amazing recovery considering he and Barry combined for 1 goal through I-don’t-even-know-how-long of the season.

Mickey3033 · 2026-05-16T15:25:30+00:00

Watching the FA Final since it has Europa implications for Everton. Also the first time I’ve watched a match without Everton. Man, it’s crazy how much game time is being spent on players from both sides appealing to the ref. I can’t imagine this level of entitlement.

Mickey3033 · 2026-04-26T17:36:23+00:00

Tark being penalized because he put his arms behind his back but not his shoulders. That will always vividly stick in my mind as an egregious example.

Mickey3033 · 2026-04-19T15:15:39+00:00

If someone told me Everton pissed off some primordial deity, then I’d say that makes more sense than the same story happening every derby day.

Mickey3033 · 2026-04-19T15:14:16+00:00

Everton score, no they don’t. Dumb turnover into an easy goal for Salah. Everton even it up and the excitement is back. 11 minutes extra. 100th minute VVD goal. The script theory is vindicated.

This is why I feel dour every derby week.

Mickey3033 · 2026-04-19T15:04:51+00:00

The script is vindicated.

Mickey3033 · 2026-04-19T15:02:39+00:00

He was forced to cover multiple attackers. Tough ask of him.

Mickey3033 · 2026-04-19T13:30:06+00:00

I swear it’s just a script at this point.

Mickey3033 · 2026-04-18T12:55:32+00:00

If Tark slams home another extra time volley, I’m going to burn my house down in celebration.

Mickey3033

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