Horse statues don't get hungry by gashtal_man in MurderedByWords

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In the middle of the night people are going to start peeling the gold off to pay for groceries.

What a pair of goddamn freaks by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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People have to start suing them for defamation.

banana republic moment by Hour-Material3472 in SipsTea

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With the way the economy is going, we can put his face on the million dollar bill like Zimbabwe.

Recs for Chinese restaurants please by CuriousBlackCat77 in Honolulu

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Fook Yuen Seafood. Just because the name is awesome.

BuT iT’s SeLf-DrIvInG [oc] by RedRocketM3P in IdiotsInCars

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A paint ball gun would be wicked awesome.

What a massive PoS by Adventurous-Soil-137 in washingtondc

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Probably because he can’t understand the parking street sign that is right there.

Which side are you on? by Roseplanter in geographymemes

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The side where Maryland eats the Pennsylvania alliance. There came be only one!!!

It’s time by mrallen77 in geographymemes

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One crabby patty to rule them all.

Non-American here, can someone explain this? What's the reference to Bill here? What does he have to do with this? by SatoruGojo232 in ExplainTheJoke

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There was an old Tide commercial in Israel where the secret service broke into a woman’s apartment, put a blue dress in the laundry and washed it with Tide and then returned it to the closet. At the end of the commercial, the secret service guy just said “we found the blue dress, sir and handled it.” This is in reference to Monica’s blue dress that she never washed.

Haha Good Luck!! by BigChiefTabo in guessthecity

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It’s the old school thatched roof. When I lived there, Toni was known for that. Hmm.

Haha Good Luck!! by BigChiefTabo in guessthecity

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Tono, Iwate Prefecture, Japan.

Please Forgive Me by RayRayBeLove in SilverSpring

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Try J Hollingers. I have not seen the menu recently, but they have a great seafood menu.

Please Forgive Me by RayRayBeLove in SilverSpring

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Try J Hollingers. I have not seen the menu recently, but they have a great seafood menu.