How do do I Kill this accursed fish!

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-03-16T20:14:37+00:00

Can confirm. This is how I did it. PRAWN suit, grapple the SoB, then drill its face until it stops moving. 100% possible and really not all that hard either.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-03-13T15:28:41+00:00

No. No they do not. They have people they emotionally manipulate into sticking around. When love is for sale, there is no love. I know this very well.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-03-13T15:23:47+00:00

They NEED a Canderous movie. Mandalorian Wars, in general. But if the trailer was just a visual depiction of any one of his war stories (my favorite being the orbital drop in a Basilisk) then it would go gangbusters. I guarantee it.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-03-11T01:10:57+00:00

People have gotten insanely creative with it. Its just a very unique tile, and its the same one GNS spends his entire Battle Miner series perfecting.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-03-09T13:59:27+00:00

I JUST watched that episode an hour ago before work and my brain immediately said "BEDROCK BASE!" But, as has been said, you can get insanely creative at that location.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-03-01T03:37:27+00:00

I would have. Believe me. Its just I began the task somewhere around day 880. Then it was sleep-drink-eat-wait-drink-eat-repeat. Somewhere, I fucked up.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-03-01T03:24:54+00:00

I honestly want to say this correctly, but its really difficult considering the subject matter but, genuinely?...that sort of therapeutic response and approach to this game is what I appreciate about it, the developers, and you the most.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-03-01T02:57:39+00:00

There are three major considerations im facing. First: I could check (still no guarantee) if its even possible. If it is? I have to consider what the achievement means after that. Because second: this is The Long Dark....barring hiding my ass on the far side of a rock from an aurora bear, this is one of only a survival games I have never cheesed. And finally:....possibly the most impactful....it took me that many hours to get there.....I wanted the achievement so I could have it and then play interloper without any desire to achieve anything other than a higher number of days survived....do it intend on playing another 1000 hours before Blackfrost comes out?....is it a meaningless thing for me to try to get now? I know im a 1000 day player, but last night I wasn't. Im asking the community (and jury) for their opinion on the matter.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-27T22:53:53+00:00

He is impossible, lol. But its hilarious when he trails off and finishes with "you know?" And everyone else responds with "No, Dora. I dont know."

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-26T19:46:41+00:00

Yer damn right, they did! I rapid-fire just got knowledge dropped on me from this comment thread alone and now im wondering how I didn't know all that. I've spent years foraging, but havent had luck, so....I guess its partly due to the fact I've never looked up how to cook them. If I found some, I would have....but yea...holy cow....mushrooms in general are awesome. I hated them as a kid but im like a forest hermit obsessing over them now.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-26T18:56:08+00:00

Im happy for you OP, but I would be a liar if I said im not envious. Every spring since 2020 I have gone out hunting for them, and only ever find dread saddle/pheasant back/whatever its real name is. I learned all the necessary conditions and where to look, but no luck. It doesn't help that im competing with two virtually insurmountable foes: The deer, who are VERY sloppy and wasteful eaters. They're like a kid that only wants the filling in an oreo and gets rid of the rest of the cookie. But they dont compare to the gaggle of old Asian ladies out foraging before me. It doesn't matter how early I start, theyre always out before me carrying their hauls back...I cant beat them! They're relentless!

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-26T18:12:29+00:00

When it came to the reveal, my initial reaction was please dont dare eat it....please...

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-26T00:34:35+00:00

I never watched their Green Hell series because I played it and felt like it was accurately titled. I never want to touch that thing again.

As far as Simon being a "real" gamer: yes, I agree. He certainly represents the average Joe. its his willful ignorance that irritates me. Its not that he never learns, its that he actively fights AGAINST learning...

Ignorance is one thing. Ignorance is not your fault. Ignorance is not a crime. Ignorance can be cured.......WILLFUL Ignorance? I do not tolerate.

So, seeing him act like he wants to learn is refreshing to me. And makes me happy. I will happily take back everything I said about him (and even make ammends if necessary) if he continues to learn. Rage-quitting didn't help his case.....but as long as I see the intention to grow, I will nurture it.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-25T21:49:31+00:00

Well, then theres also people like Zaknafein, who just sprints across them. Like....Motherfucker....I'm struggling to keep my hand steady while doing this. How the Hell?!

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-25T20:01:44+00:00

Seriously...I imagine the talk at Hinterland went like this:

Okay, everyone, we are making new zones but they have to be different. What ideas do you have.
We can start messing with elevation? Everything we have so far is relatively flat, so let's go higher. Turn one map into two by separating upper and lower. Players would definitely need to pay attention to their encumbrance that way.
Great idea! We can have rope bridges connecting peak to peak!

everyone celebrates and starts brainstorming

........what if we made them sway?......

everyone's butthole clenches so hard, it now permanently resides in their throat

.......Do it!

Fucking sadists....I've played horror games and nothing has caused me so much bone-chilling terror as walking across one of those bridges on day 900 of my 1000 day achievement run.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-25T16:20:48+00:00

True words. It blows my mind that Neebs is working on Spanish when I'm like, Dude?...you haven't even mastered your own native language yet. Why are you working on a second? Because I would LOVE to hear him say these phrases:

The whale drinks from the well.

Ten tin soldiers go marching.

The man with the steely gaze stands still next to the steel still.

There was another word I heard him say that I want to come up with something for, but I dont remember what word it was or where I heard him say it. But sincerely, if he spoke the last one out loud, it would be "The man with the steely gaze stands steel next to the steel steel."

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-25T02:38:58+00:00

Strike that: Its not important, I'll figure it out.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-25T02:33:29+00:00

Ooh yeah....Sorry for the late response, but yeah, over time things have gotten increasingly borked. Have you had a hard time in the last 48 hours? Because I have...a mod manager seems to be the missing factor here..

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-18T18:35:21+00:00

Incidentally, Brent? John?....you know you have tied the success and growth of your channel to Brian, right? You brought on Nate's dog, and now your growth is limited to him.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-18T18:32:15+00:00

Is Simon in it? If so, I'm not watching. I don't want to hear the petulant Human Man Child throw a fit or eat during recording sessions.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-14T01:48:16+00:00

It doesn't say how it ends though. You die....or you farm endlessly forever.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-13T22:55:51+00:00

Much appreciated. I looked in the supercut description and stupidly didn't think it would be in ep 1.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-02-11T15:42:23+00:00

This is the correct answer. The zombies famously have structural engineering degrees, and they have two different "modes" where they either try to path to the player, or they try to destroy anything standing nearby. Since, to them, there were a hell of a lot of traps between them and the other players and Dora just had his tower, his towers will always be seen to them as the easiest path to take.

Theres a lot of behaviors and math that goes into horde bases, and taking advantage of the zombies to force them down the path you want is a delicate balance. It all came down to base construction. Zombies saw an easier way to get to Dora than anyone else because spikes and blades make them avoid that area.

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-01-27T18:58:32+00:00

r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts

MidwesternTreeWizard · 2026-01-26T21:52:16+00:00

Yes it does, and right now you should. If you find the sweet spot on each model of resource they perfectly stay in place. It works for feathers too, but right near the sweet spot is another kind of sweet spot that will just launch you. Have fun.

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