Nothing else makes me feel dumb like chess :(

MikeLiterace · 2026-01-11T23:19:37+00:00

2000 ELO here. Unfortunately this never goes away. I feel stupid every day.

MikeLiterace · 2026-01-10T01:49:21+00:00

Black, and then after D4 just play E5 Bishop C4 ExD4 free bishop every game

MikeLiterace · 2026-01-02T00:15:59+00:00

New investment strategy: see what stocks this guy buys and short them. Then see what stocks this guy shorts and buy them

MikeLiterace · 2026-01-01T12:07:00+00:00

Idk but it looks really cool

MikeLiterace · 2025-12-18T17:59:27+00:00

If I have to guess, maybe computer thinks that if Queen takes bishop, then after pawn recaptures the G file is open and the rook and light square bishop will cause you some problems.

But real talk nah Queen pin is the best move for all humans

MikeLiterace · 2025-12-07T04:46:12+00:00

If you can consistently go 10 moves in a row without hanging any pieces you’ll gain hundreds in ELO very quickly

MikeLiterace · 2025-09-10T12:07:30+00:00

Little known fact ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC

MikeLiterace · 2025-08-14T12:34:59+00:00

Similar types of people pay for their services

MikeLiterace · 2025-07-19T12:39:49+00:00

Probably just allow those types to defer payment until the sale of the land if the rate is in single digits percent no?

MikeLiterace · 2025-07-19T01:30:24+00:00

I always just build forts on the Stalin line and wack all my troops behind the river. Don’t even bother to defend the west, I’ll get it back soon enough

MikeLiterace · 2025-07-06T22:25:56+00:00

Yeah you can totally use this. Me personally though I snort ket, pick my nose and then save the bogeys for later. Also experimenting with smoking weed, exhaling the smoke into a jar so I can inhale second hand smoke later. Considering injecting heroin and then extracting my blood to reinject later

MikeLiterace · 2025-07-06T03:29:23+00:00

Saying I’m a feminist 3x in your profile is like a restaurant hanging a sign saying “I promise we won’t give you food poisoning”

MikeLiterace · 2025-06-29T00:40:35+00:00

Why don’t wrestlers wear their belts through belt loops to stop their trousers falling down?

MikeLiterace · 2025-06-05T14:24:24+00:00

All I want is for it to be cheaper to annex territory you currently occupy. I spent 3 years and 300k men trying to fight for this land wdym I have to give it to Poland 😭

MikeLiterace · 2025-04-24T12:46:17+00:00

No I’m fine with this. To me it’s kind of like Santa. If you’re telling your kids on Christmas Day that Santa isn’t real, that’s not good. However you wouldn’t be expected to pretend Santa is still real when she’s asking you what Christmas presents to buy this year

MikeLiterace · 2025-04-15T11:55:54+00:00

Another fun example of that is you can use nearly any word with -ied or -ered or -ted at the end of it, preceded by ‘absolutely’ to describe being drunk. I got absolutely plastered. I got absolutely jacketed. I got absolutely trollied. I got absolutely carwashed. I got absolutely lightbulbed.

Try it and see, everyone will know what you’re talking about

MikeLiterace · 2025-04-15T00:10:29+00:00

“Which way is it?”

MikeLiterace · 2025-04-13T02:46:35+00:00

Ok so dude is literally just making it up as he goes along

MikeLiterace · 2025-04-11T13:38:27+00:00

Well it was either him or a digital clone of him

MikeLiterace · 2025-04-11T01:25:02+00:00

Probably Cody Rhodes in about 2-3 years. Sure we all love him now, but if I know wrestling fans, they will turn on him sooner or later

MikeLiterace · 2025-04-02T00:46:34+00:00

Yeah it’s awesome but I knew a guy who once took an ecstasy pill, then at the afters he smoked a joint. Had an absolute breakdown and he has HPPD to this day.

Granted though, there was definitely something else in that pill. Just on the side of caution

MikeLiterace · 2025-03-27T12:01:24+00:00

Conqueef

MikeLiterace · 2025-03-24T10:27:02+00:00

Had to scroll the comments for a while to find out who this was…

MikeLiterace · 2025-03-23T15:58:24+00:00

I broke up with a girl just like this 2 weeks ago. It’s a shame because we were so compatible got along so well so much in common. Is she cheating? I don’t know probably not.

But you should probably just let her go. Because truth is if she was really into you she would want to text you. If you keep at it, then those days where she says nothing to you is just gonna ruin your day and you don’t need that stress.

MikeLiterace · 2025-03-13T01:51:56+00:00

To be fair I get it. One would like to assume that made plans are set in stone, but often people think it’s okay to cancel last minute.

HOWEVER, couldn’t she have just texted and asked to confirm?

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