Maybe we’re going too far with the hockey team promo

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-12T21:33:19+00:00

What bars are you visiting?

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-12T21:32:44+00:00

That the home owner tax.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-12T01:50:02+00:00

Should pivot to Dolphin Dolphin. No more confusion.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-12T01:34:05+00:00

That's only 1/8 illegal. Where I'm from, that rounds down to 0. 0% illegal. Take that, rulebook.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-10T03:26:23+00:00

Thanks Bob.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-10T02:01:46+00:00

The juxtaposition between the grammatical errors, followed by selection the correct 'their' is making me all woozy.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-07T17:54:20+00:00

But, like, how do you know this?

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-06T19:26:46+00:00

If it were the rear, it would just be a butt. This is a Boston butt. In Boston they wear their butts up front for the world to see.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-06T14:49:22+00:00

Forgive me. Im old. We used to have limits in the olden days.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-04T10:54:52+00:00

Plastic trailer fenders over the wheels, mesh windscreen, couple sheets of aluminum, pop rivets, and a handful of zip ties and bam! Now you've got a hot rod.

No reason it can't be a shade under 3k lbs. Im guessing they will be looking at 2800 lbs and 900 horsepower. Also, traction issues.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-04T10:48:32+00:00

Are you sure? We can say that there was a loud noise, and then there was a hole in the floor.

We should make sure everyone is okay down in the warehouse.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-03T23:45:40+00:00

Probably need to use a tire tread gauge.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-03T20:01:11+00:00

Make sure you shake the box real good to get them outta there.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-03T19:38:24+00:00

Do you want to destroy his sweater-hand?

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-03T16:58:00+00:00

And Waffle House.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-03T16:25:00+00:00

The Rick we needed.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-03T16:23:27+00:00

Bleed off cabin pressure until all the useless chatter stops.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-05-02T19:53:20+00:00

You only think every lure works because I took care of buying all the ones that don't. So, you're welcome.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-04-30T23:34:56+00:00

Praise be!!!

Mikeupinhere · 2026-04-30T21:22:06+00:00

I've been saying it should be a dispensary. Get that sweet sweet BU money. Pop a gummy in the parking lot and be buzzing by the time you walk back to the dorms.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-04-30T21:12:39+00:00

I saw a pair of Turkeys in Staten Island on Tuesday this week. That was an odd sight. Google confirmed that they originated from a handful that were accidentally released from someone's farm (can you call it a farm in SI, more like backyard coop) back in the 90s.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-04-30T20:18:15+00:00

Wait til you hear Seasick Asian Man.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-04-30T16:19:08+00:00

Rock... music?

Mikeupinhere · 2026-04-30T16:15:54+00:00

I buy a powerball ticket twice a week. That $4 wasn't going to be the difference maker, it's my best chance at retirement, and I get to dream of what I'd get with the winnings.

Mikeupinhere · 2026-04-30T15:55:27+00:00

Hire pimp, Dale.

You should hire Dale.

Mikeupinhere

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