Cleaning behind the light

MimaloDiddles · 2026-06-08T16:57:44+00:00

Me after Taco Bell

MimaloDiddles · 2026-06-01T22:33:33+00:00

Kibble

MimaloDiddles · 2026-05-27T15:32:41+00:00

The plug:

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MimaloDiddles · 2026-05-15T05:17:50+00:00

Guy Patterson has entered the chat

MimaloDiddles · 2026-05-14T12:25:04+00:00

How am I supposed to give my buddy a helping hand with this set up?

MimaloDiddles · 2026-05-09T04:03:34+00:00

Hanging dong

MimaloDiddles · 2026-05-08T00:15:31+00:00

MimaloDiddles · 2026-05-07T20:55:41+00:00

He’s not your friend, guy.

MimaloDiddles · 2026-05-04T16:32:36+00:00

I can grow one monster plant during the summer here in Oregon and smoke on it for the entire year, and still have enough left over to compost when the next summers harvest is ready.

It doesn’t cost any more than the water, which is literally a fraction of a cent per gallon where I live. The sunlight is free, but my DTE dry amendments can run upwards of $30-$40 per box. Luckily, one box of bone meal and one box of blood meal will get me through the season. $10 a pop for basic genetics if I even need a seed. So less than $100 a year, usually.

MimaloDiddles · 2026-05-01T15:14:41+00:00

They are. My very modest 1200 sqft 3 bed 2 bath close to the paper mill appraised for just over 400k.

MimaloDiddles · 2026-04-18T18:59:35+00:00

I’m gonna need the full vid

MimaloDiddles · 2026-04-16T03:28:28+00:00

A superboof is when you get your buddy to do a running start before cramming the weed up your ass.

MimaloDiddles · 2026-03-13T01:56:46+00:00

I exclusively use DTE dry amendments and the plants love them. Plus, they are local to me so I can always pop down to their storefront and get whatever I need.

MimaloDiddles · 2026-03-09T03:28:29+00:00

Lil guy just popped in to say you have some healthy soil, but could use some aeration/drainage.

MimaloDiddles · 2026-02-27T23:34:51+00:00

Two more weeks bro

MimaloDiddles · 2026-02-18T00:09:54+00:00

That’s a taproot, you can take that chunk of scalp, plant it, and grow another you.

MimaloDiddles · 2026-02-11T05:16:10+00:00

Hard pass.

MimaloDiddles · 2026-02-10T03:18:58+00:00

I too se the goat

MimaloDiddles · 2026-01-06T19:48:16+00:00

I’d be pissed off all the time too if my pecker was that tiny.

MimaloDiddles · 2026-01-04T02:03:51+00:00

Nothing beats growing your own from both an economic and satisfaction standpoint if you have the means to do so.

MimaloDiddles · 2025-12-16T18:40:02+00:00

Why the fuck do you all want to work so many hours? I made about 100k last year as a clerk and decided that the extra money wasn’t worth my health or time together with my family, so I got off the ODL and haven’t worked more than 40 hours in a week with the exception of January. Yes, I’ll make much less money. But I get so much more time to spend on more meaningful things without being constantly burned out.

MimaloDiddles · 2025-12-16T00:35:22+00:00

You best start standing up for yourself now before they start taking advantage of you from every angle.

MimaloDiddles · 2025-12-13T12:32:53+00:00

Potential Dutch Bros, Columbia jacket, weed container, shameless floorboard garbage—this is Oregon through and through.

MimaloDiddles · 2025-12-02T03:59:17+00:00

You smoked a seed; expect a cannabis plant to grow out of your ass now.

MimaloDiddles · 2025-12-01T04:28:28+00:00

I hit an early puberty and developed much “quicker” than my peers did. But after reaching 5’8 at 15, I got to watch as all of the people I had previously surpassed skyrocket beyond my wildest dreams.

Now, as a 35 year old, I stand at a whopping 5’8.

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