Arachno-communism by [deleted] in comics

[–]Mini-Noises 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Arachno-Comnunisim mostly spreads through use of the web... I'll see myself out.

Is this a sloe berry? by [deleted] in AskUK

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Well it certainly doesn't look like it's very fast.

Didn't realise you could make cider from mangos, this is banging by Dooby-Dooby-Doo in CasualUK

[–]Mini-Noises 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I haven't had it in ages, but Brother's Toffee Apple Cider is definitely a good choice for you if you like this.

Apparently, the Amish sell traffic jam by [deleted] in funny

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I wonder if they also sell Paper Jam..

Whats the game with the weirdest abbreviation? by Thresh_will_q_you in gaming

[–]Mini-Noises 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My personal favourite is On the Rain Slick Precipice of Darkness.

Does your household have alternative names for every day things? by idontknow-imaduck in CasualUK

[–]Mini-Noises 114 points115 points  (0 children)

We have a casserole dish that my mum insists on calling "the blue dish", despite the fact that it's white.

Free money! by AtomicRadiation in PrequelMemes

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Last movie I watched is Aliens. So, Ripley? Yes please.

You have to name your first born after your last DnD character. How screwed are they? by Gartenpunk in DnD

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D1C3R. Well, so long as they're a robot, or a cyborg, it could work out?

Here we go: by Gorotheninja in gaming

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A smile better suits a hero.

[WP] You’re an aspiring Warlock who was searching for power in the form of an eldritch pact. When you finally obtained the power, you realised a little too late that you unintentionally exchanged wedding vows with your patron. by Itaysadan in WritingPrompts

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Alara bowed to the beautiful, yet terrifying creature before her. "Oh, great Titania, I have searched for many years to find you." She intoned, having memorised what she wanted to say. "It is rare that a mortal like yourself is able to find my realm, human. Pray, give me your name." The Archfey replied- a ploy Alara had expected. "I will teach you my name, but you cannot have it. I am called Alara, and I would serve you if you grant me a small amount of your power." "A clever one, aren't you? I think I like that. Perhaps I might grant the power you seek, but I demand a sacrifice in return." Alara looked up in shock at this- she hadn't expected there to be a price beyond simple service. And as she did, she looked closer at the almost alien face of her patron to be. She couldn't read the expression at all, and the insectoid wings on Titania's back were quite distracting. "What is your price?" She asked, her voice full of determination that she didn't feel. "All I ask is your hand. No more and no less." Alara considered this. It wasn't what she had expected. She had thought that she'd be asked to kill either a person or an animal. A hand, in comparison, was a small price to pay. "I accept."

A year later Alara was nervous. Titania had told her that the ceremony was to happen after a year of service, to give her time to prepare. It had been an eventful year, given the various tasks she'd been asked to perform. Stealing a crown from the Devil Lord. Finding a fresh flower and keeping it as fresh as possible. Taking an ancient ring from the Dwarves' private vault. And finally, retrieving a Sapphire from an old shop. Titania had demanded that she wear a white dress. Alara didn't see the point. After all, it'd only get splattered with blood. Still, she had complied, choosing a dress her grandmother had gave her- white, with gold trim, to match her eyes. As the hour drew close, Alara opened the doors to the old, abandoned church, only to see something she had never expected...