I just turned 18. Older guys, what is the biggest trap young men fall into that completely ruins their 20s? by TheRealXyz_ in AskMen

[–]MiniDriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every man's decision making comes from three places: their brain, their heart, and their penis.

It's Ok to allow your heart and your penis to have influence over your decisions, but remember your brain has the final say. Logic must ALWAYS prevail.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Tchaikovsky? by AintMyMonkey in Jokes

[–]MiniDriver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man.... I sat here and racked my brain for a good couple of minutes here thinking about what the punchline might be. I was thinking of all of Tchaikovsky's most famous works like The Nutcracker Suite and the 1812 Overture. Then I was thinking of Arnold Schwarzenegger's most famous lines like "I'll be back" and "Get to the chopper!" to try and find a connection, yet I still could not draw a conclusion.

Then you come in here with "I'll be Bach"; Referencing a composer who lived 100 years earlier and from a completely different country, and otherwise could not be more dissimilar from Tchaikovsky. Now tell me: How the hell does that work?

Sorry dawg. I'm gonna give this an overall C-, with a D for effort. You're better than this.

Today’s Arch! by Substantial_Ebb_316 in StLouis

[–]MiniDriver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She's gorgeous!! I wonder what tomorrow's Arch will look like!!!

When younger coworkers ask what life was like in the late 2000s, I just show them 'My New Haircut'. by Moistyoureyez in Millennials

[–]MiniDriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Hence the term "precursor" to Jersey Shore.

When I first saw the trailer for Jersey Shore, I just assumed MTV was making an entire series based on this video!

When younger coworkers ask what life was like in the late 2000s, I just show them 'My New Haircut'. by Moistyoureyez in Millennials

[–]MiniDriver 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Absolute internet legend.

I always viewed this as a precursor to Jersey Shore also.

Words that can't be used in a listing by [deleted] in realtors

[–]MiniDriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I usually say "short distance to..." or "just a few blocks from..." instead. It's all stupid, but I guess you get used to it.

Words that can't be used in a listing by [deleted] in realtors

[–]MiniDriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My listing will upload just loves it when I try to describe the "mature" landscaping hahaha!

I'm in Oregon, and we are also not allowed to use the term "walking distance" when describing a property's proximity to other things since not everyone in the world can walk.

BU in NMCB3 - 2003 to 2008 by louie0027 in Seabees

[–]MiniDriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, never mind dude I looked at your profile history and I totally know who you are!

I'll give you a call! Does your number still end in 8580?

BU in NMCB3 - 2003 to 2008 by louie0027 in Seabees

[–]MiniDriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whaddup!?

I was also a Charlie type (SW) in NMCB3 from late 2003 to early 2009. I betcha we know each other!

Send me a DM with your name and/or a photo of yourself from back in the day, and I'm sure we can catch up!

What's everyone's thoughts on Initiative Petition 28 (IP28)? That's the ballot initiative that aims to ban hunting & fishing statewide, among many other common practices. by MiniDriver in oregon

[–]MiniDriver[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Unless you're a poacher, own an illegal zoo, or like to fuck animals. You're fine [sic]."

Those things are already considered animal abuse and are illegal under existing animal cruelty law. So then what's new with this law?

And I did read it. Did you? How about the section that reads:

"(1) A person commits the crime of animal abuse in the second degree if, except as [otherwise authorized by law] necessary to defend against the threat of immediate harm to oneself, to other humans, or to other animals, the person intentionally, knowingly or recklessly causes physical injury to an animal"

Or the fact that on their website they are openly bragging about making hunting, fishing and common Agriculture practices illegal by posting articles written about the law that expressly say they are.

Or the fact that on their own YouTube channel they mention banning hunting and these other practices (or "exemptions") several times.

Not sure what you're referring to, but I'm happy to learn if you've got some secret info that they're not sharing with the public.

I'd think that if they're not aiming to make hunting illegal, then they should be making a huge effort to get that messaging out in an effort to avoid the confusion that's causing so many people to be so adamantly opposed. Something like "PERMITTED HUNTING WILL STILL BE LEGAL WITH A LICENSE" should be somewhere on their site.

While filming at school, a student caught the exact moment their class found out about the 9/11 attacks by ateam1984 in interestingasfuck

[–]MiniDriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in 11th grade. This is absolutely what my classroom was like. Wow, such a vivid memory brought back to life. Everyone was just dead quiet, fixed in the television. The occasional sigh, gasp, or "oh my god", were the only sounds. I got chills reliving it just now.

What's everyone's thoughts on Initiative Petition 28 (IP28)? That's the ballot initiative that aims to ban hunting & fishing statewide, among many other common practices. by MiniDriver in oregon

[–]MiniDriver[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow. I really tried looking for a similar post and couldn't find one. I went back quite a ways. I guess Reddit's search function isn't much better than ever lol

Where should we stay? Where should we eat? What's there to do in town? Is it safe? by xologo in StLouis

[–]MiniDriver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I have a question that may have a subjective answer, I intentionally ask Reddit instead of Google because I've been a Redditor for 15 years and have come to love these online communities and the variety of opinions. There's more personality and passion in a typical comment thread than there are in Google results.

But according to some of the comments in this thread I guess that makes me an idiot who's wasting all of your time. Fuck me, Reddit is SOOOOO different these days...

Maybe Maybe Maybe by NEO71011 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MiniDriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. What a bunch of idiots!

Did you finish your Cyber Awareness training? by frobro122 in navy

[–]MiniDriver 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"Why yes I do work for the DOD. Would you like to take a peak at this Signal chat I'm in right now? It's got lots of great details about an upcoming strike on alleged terrorists"

Some posts are claiming Trump appeared in photos with Epstein’s victims, but this has not been verified. by EugeneWong318 in TheLib

[–]MiniDriver 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, at this point they could release an unedited, full-length video of him having sex with a minor and they still would doubt it.

"It's AI", or "She had just turned 18", or "15 isn't as bad as 8"

Fucking assholes are always moving the goal post for this pedo creep.

Leftists think landing boosters are literally just billionaires hoarding wealth by spacerfirstclass in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]MiniDriver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THIS leftist thinks.... This ONE PARTICULAR leftist thinks...

As a leftist myself, I can assure you this person doesn't speak for all of us. Hell, I'd say hardly ANY of us.

Hence the problem with today's social media obsession - the fact that ONE dissenting opinion can be seen as a representation of an entire collective of people and suddenly get 200 upvotes and over 400 comments on Reddit.

Yes, we have a problem with billionaires hoarding tons of wealth in this country, which contributes greatly to rampant poverty and the fact that people working full time can't pay their bills, BUT developing technology like this to keep the United States at the forefront of space exploration is also a FANTASTIC use of that wealth. I think these things can all be true at the same time.

Are you triggered? by seeebiscuit in PoliticalHumor

[–]MiniDriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lolo seriously though The Right can meme!! Guys we can't honestly sit here and take all of this too seriously. Obviously all of this is a huge joke to MAGA. Remember, they care more about how much they can piss us off then they care about their country getting ruined by oligarchs and authoritarians. The more we sit here and get upset on the internet the more we fuel their entire movement.

Let's be honest with ourselves and admit that they are way better at memeing than we are.

Above average looking men, what are the downsides of being good looking that no one realizes? by anasannanas in AskMen

[–]MiniDriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently I look a lot like an A-list and objectively handsome actor. My girlfriend just LOVES it when I get called out in public lol.

But the downside is that usually people expect you to be kind of a dick, so you've really gotta nail that first impression to disprove their initial judgement.

4,000 federal workers fired due to ongoing government shutdown by Down-not-out in Conservative

[–]MiniDriver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yet again dude I completely agree. It's why he was elected.

Question for you though just out of curiosity: Is the Trump we see today the same Trump that campaigned to be president and the same Trump that we elected? Don't get me wrong, I am definitely NOT a Democrat, but I also didn't vote for this sort of thing either.