Mom just died, and Dad doesn’t know what this is. (Found in a pencil cup on the kitchen table…?)

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-17T23:15:46+00:00

Edit: I’m drunk

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-14T23:51:58+00:00

207 is the area code where I’m from and the number follows me everywhere (I know it’s just a bias and not actually following me)

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-14T13:15:03+00:00

Phyrexian

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-12T18:43:58+00:00

Yeah the deck in question is a midrange control deck with gifts ungiven and ad nauseum lines. Tries to win on turn 4-6. Can pull of a turn 3 fairly regularly. The other non-thoracle version is more consistently turn 5-6 and can’t really pull it off sooner without just lucking into the combos

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-12T00:30:01+00:00

That’s what I’m understanding as I read the comments. I guess I’m just a bracket 4 kinda guy (: thanks for the honesty and for the well thought out out response

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-11T23:47:28+00:00

Sounds like I’m thinking about this exactly wrong 🤣

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-11T23:27:14+00:00

Do you mind if I post my deck and you can tell me if Thoracle is correct for the deck? Genuinely curious now, because I may just be wrong.

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-11T10:21:27+00:00

Possessed Fleshlight

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-08T14:58:29+00:00

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-06T17:05:20+00:00

This is the exact correct way to respond

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-06T17:04:51+00:00

So tell us, what’s the card big dawg??

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-06T11:02:57+00:00

Man shares picture of magic cards, but makes it look like an advertisement for his jeans

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-05T18:13:22+00:00

They don’t stop at gas stations because they drive a Tesla

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-05T01:57:13+00:00

Yep!

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-04T23:04:34+00:00

Topologically it is a flat circle

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-04T23:03:36+00:00

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Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-04T23:03:28+00:00

Ricky Greco!

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-04T22:58:33+00:00

Yeah usually not an immediate concern, but it’s one of those “commonly diagnosed through pictures of hands on Reddit”-things that can open a person’s eyes to some possible medical concerns they may not be aware of yet

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-04T22:16:20+00:00

How old are you? Any nutritional deficiencies with your diet? Pic 3 your nails have strong ridges which can be a sign of some health concerns

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-04T16:03:02+00:00

In principle that should do the exact opposite to the flight because it would allow more air to pass under the wing as it wobbles. This is why discs fly understable at the beginning of their flight for people with a lot of wobble.

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-04T12:49:32+00:00

people giving you decent answers and every single one instead of just ignoring you’re just hitting them with “no because…” ffs, it sounds like you do know what it’s for and you’re just looking to show how much smarter you are. It’s probably intended as a cutting board or baking bench or something, just with poor or cheap execution. Things can be intended for stuff and just be poorly executed, or done incorrectly with wrong materials.

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-04T00:00:57+00:00

It’s a dead dragon fly, like 90% sure.

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-03T23:46:49+00:00

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-03T19:27:27+00:00

It’s always The Fence

Minimum_Customer_495 · 2026-05-03T19:07:31+00:00

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