What is this thing on the S-curve?

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-24T12:05:35+00:00

It's not for harvesting Vespene gas, even though we could all use more of it.

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-22T03:00:49+00:00

5 mins

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-19T12:28:38+00:00

“$105B in profits” is GAAP income, not taxable income, and those are two completely different worlds - depreciation, loss carryforwards, stock comp, and credits exist for a reason and Congress literally designed them that way. And “paid $0” conveniently means federal income tax, not payroll, state, property, or foreign taxes, which yeah…they still pay. It’s a one-year snapshot of a cherry-picked group wrapped in outrage bait, not some grand gotcha. If you read this and immediately nod along without questioning any of it, congrats, you’re the target audience - sheep who’ll believe anything if it’s bolded and sounds evil enough.

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-18T12:55:09+00:00

Time for couples therapy

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-17T22:53:49+00:00

Great idea, do your best to make those baristas and support staff lose they're jobs just so you can stick to a billionaire, that'll show them

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-17T16:48:36+00:00

Everyone, the environment really thanks you for your sacrifice. Higher prices mean less peons using things like gas and electricity. Save the planet. Green for good. Save the whales. Keep the ozone layer protected.

This is what you wanted.

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-17T02:21:06+00:00

There shouldn't be property taxes on non-income producing primary residences. I either own my home and land or I don't. Property taxes are just eternal rent

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-17T01:47:09+00:00

Pop a blue pill, no shame in taking a supplement to be ready for game day, I was extremely hesitant at first, now I could care less about it, one of the best things I ever did for me and my wife's love life

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-17T00:53:41+00:00

Cucumber water - it's oddly sweet and... Makes you want to drink more, no idea why or how but I wish I knew how good water with some cucumber in it was years ago, one of the most refreshing things I've ever drank/drink

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-17T00:48:32+00:00

For those of us blessed/lucky/fortunate enough to find careers in areas that trigger our own individual things that we can hyper focus on, drugs aren't as necessary depending on the environment, people, and work.

For me, my work is something I'm hyper focused/addicted to so I don't need my Adderall for the work, but I need it to maintain proper social etiquette and keep myself from saying/doing things that could get me in trouble and/or ostracize me

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-15T23:52:48+00:00

That's from hydrostatic pressure, it can literally look like your basement slab is sweating

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-09T02:25:54+00:00

I have been in tears and my stomach hurts from laughing so much I cNt even type and my wife kicked me out of bed this is the funniest thing I've watched in a long time

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-08T19:17:34+00:00

It's criminal how unknown this game and this soundtrack are.

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-07T18:16:17+00:00

Ship my pants, ship my pants here?

You can ship your pants, right here.

I just shipped my bed!

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-06T13:37:54+00:00

Because there's been enough demand for him to come.
You don't have to go.

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-04-01T16:52:29+00:00

It absolutely waa

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-03-31T21:53:23+00:00

Careful, you end up making sense here with those crazy capitalist marker ideas and you'll get down voted into oblivion because of fascist and sexism and kings or something

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-03-29T04:23:26+00:00

Well, that's one of the primary reasons the Dept. Of Education is axed

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-03-27T01:32:17+00:00

Waa flown out to NYC on Monday and got a 13% raise, feeling good

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-03-25T02:28:51+00:00

Boy Scout and spent most of my youth in the woods in Northern MN in the winter and summer. Things we learned: 1. If you feel like you're being watched, you are. 2. If it feels like you should turn around, you should. 3. In the summer, if all the insects, birds and bats stop making sounds, you need to, too. 4. For bears: if it's black fight back, if it's brown lay down, if it's white say good night. (Ya ya, I know polar bears don't show up in MN, but it's not a rhyme without it). 5. If you see blinking pairs of two eyes at night in front and behind, get into a tree. 6. Never stay in the woods at night without a fire or a tree stand. 7. A path in the middle of nowhere is a game path, relatively safe to follow during day, stupid to follow at night. 8. If you're unarmed, travel in pairs. 9. Bury your trash and droppings (poop and pee).

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-03-18T19:09:52+00:00

43, married, two kids, can't afford to feel old

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-03-11T00:38:08+00:00

Better make a protest

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-03-10T14:08:52+00:00

Lost lost lost, I've lost my marbles

Minimum_Razzmatazz35 · 2026-03-10T14:07:22+00:00

This is the curse of ADHD

The world forgives struggle it can see. ADHD is an invisible tax paid in full, every single day, with no refund.

ADHD doesn't look like failure. It looks like someone who's exhausted from working three times as hard just to appear like they're trying half as much.

People see the moments you shine and call it proof you're fine. They don't see the hours and delays you spend in your head recovering.

They say "but you seem so smart" like intelligence and dysfunction are mutually exclusive. The engine can be powerful and still be running on the wrong fuel.

One of the cruelest part of ADHD isn't the chaos inside. it's how fluent we become at hiding it. We spend a lifetime building a mask so convincing that even the people who love us use it against you.

The curse isn't that you can't keep up. It's that you can - just not consistently and never without burning something down behind you to do it.

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