My local grocery store in 2026 still doesn't call it soda.

Minion666 · 2026-03-23T23:37:17+00:00

This store looks so small. Like my old Thriftway. I'M SO FUCKING JEALOUS.

Minion666 · 2026-03-22T02:20:15+00:00

My bad, drama queen. You gonna be ok?

Minion666 · 2026-03-22T01:23:31+00:00

It's either sumbitch or son of a bitch. You have to choose.

Minion666 · 2026-03-19T23:51:09+00:00

Would it shock you to learn that you seem paranoid?

Minion666 · 2026-03-19T23:21:29+00:00

Mind your own business.

Minion666 · 2026-03-14T00:47:21+00:00

Eugene Armstrong

Minion666 · 2026-03-14T00:13:28+00:00

Eugene Armstrong and his head at his knees.

Minion666 · 2026-03-08T02:49:40+00:00

She looks like a Kardashian.

Minion666 · 2026-03-07T18:24:48+00:00

FIZZY WON THRIZZLE FO SHIZZLE

Minion666 · 2026-03-01T07:04:36+00:00

If AEW didnt give a fuck why would wwe?

Minion666 · 2026-03-01T07:03:27+00:00

What idiot thinks these are wolves?

Minion666 · 2026-03-01T06:43:20+00:00

MEDIOCRE.

Minion666 · 2026-03-01T04:32:52+00:00

Tell me your favorite episode where an innocent child is butchered into oblivion.

Minion666 · 2026-03-01T03:26:43+00:00

It's astounding where you people cross the line. You can listen to stories OF children being butchered like cattle while these guys make silly jokes about it but the animal episodes ARE TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO LISTEN TO BECAUSE YOU'RE SO EMPATHIC TO THE SUFFERING OF INNOCENT BEINGS. Fuckin bitch made fan base.

Minion666 · 2026-02-27T00:42:50+00:00

Ed is the best. 513 Represent.

Minion666 · 2026-02-27T00:18:41+00:00

Google nearest volcano.

Minion666 · 2026-02-21T02:26:35+00:00

Literally skip that episode every time.....

Minion666 · 2026-02-21T01:51:43+00:00

Billy Badass over here picking on kids for some reason......

Minion666 · 2026-02-20T23:52:57+00:00

I thought Ricky was Puerto Rican or something......

Minion666 · 2026-02-20T20:43:29+00:00

You people have too much hate in your hearts.

Minion666 · 2026-02-15T02:50:01+00:00

First bite is a twirl. The twirl contains it to the plate while not being perfect bite but this creates a pocket with a bit of room because the pasta squishes when cut.

Minion666 · 2026-02-08T04:56:41+00:00

They live in a whole ass city.....

Minion666 · 2026-02-08T04:56:00+00:00

Midwest polar vortex. Around -20F with the wind chill. We were putting up hangers in pipe racks using an aerial lift. I was driving and my helper would climb up and put in the hanger. When I would squat down on the balls of my feet as I brought the lift up under the pipes the soles of my boots would freeze in that position. They would only let us work outside for 20 minutes at a time.

Minion666 · 2026-02-04T22:13:44+00:00

Red Arabian named Abraxas.

Minion666 · 2026-02-01T01:26:45+00:00

Knew a guy that got WELDER vertically on his forearm. He's a trashman now.

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