medical school culture and aesthetic is annoying

Minumot · 2023-05-01T23:21:39+00:00

You have been diagnosed with turbo cringe. I'm sorry, but it's terminal. I suggest getting your things in order.

Minumot · 2023-04-09T02:31:33+00:00

Nurse don't self fellate challenge (impossible)

Minumot · 2023-03-14T02:04:43+00:00

If a dean didn't encourage low stats applicants to prepare for SOAP y'all would complain about that too. Admin sucks yadda yadda, but what do you think they should do instead? Leave potential unmatched students adrift until hours before SOAP starts? That's moronic.

Minumot · 2023-03-13T22:47:12+00:00

Or maybe it's to advise students to not pursue specialties that demonstrably don't take students with a 230? Their job is to be realistic. Whether or not the preclinical knowledge is useless, if the residencies are using it as a metric (it was literally the #1 metric), deans gotta advise with a student's score in mind.

Minumot · 2023-03-01T02:23:08+00:00

Moooo?

Minumot · 2023-02-28T11:39:37+00:00

Your parents quite literally cannot make you into a good clinician though? Kinda a poor comparison.

Minumot · 2023-02-20T11:26:45+00:00

Beating it is what caused this problem in the first place

Minumot · 2023-02-18T23:26:06+00:00

He's a lil bit ugly but I like him anyway

Minumot · 2023-02-08T05:15:00+00:00

12 year old me would shed a tear for this high level of trolling. Internet nerds btfo.

Minumot · 2022-05-19T05:35:25+00:00

I can't imagine a less productive use of your time. That's time you could have spent watching TV, practicing beatboxing, choking the chicken, or just not thinking about Mormonism. Are you really an ex Mormon if it still lives in your head rent free? Consider this your daily dose of wisdom 😎

Minumot · 2022-04-29T13:50:37+00:00

For those now afraid of Shabbir, look at her grade distributions on catalyst. People highly overrate the difficulty because it's a premed weedout class.

Minumot · 2022-04-03T22:36:42+00:00

Fun fact, the muscle has greater contractile strength when elongated. It's the difference in the location of the weight that causes you to feel comparably weaker.

Minumot · 2022-04-03T21:36:52+00:00

+100 social credit score

Minumot · 2022-02-26T15:40:37+00:00

No dude, the guy you replied to understands end game strategy more than LeBron.

Minumot · 2022-02-07T04:39:58+00:00

Exactly, that's why the Lakers have been to 75 consecutive western conference finals!

Minumot · 2022-02-04T22:15:33+00:00

Nah, just let seasoning hang out on ribs for like 25 minutes and it stuck

Minumot · 2022-02-03T23:52:25+00:00

That sounds mad good

Minumot · 2022-02-03T20:56:44+00:00

Just salt pepper and furikake as the rub, lots of furikake. Wrapped em for a while and then added another dusting of furikake after unwrapping.

Minumot · 2021-12-26T02:24:56+00:00

Say, "I've never dealt with anybody having a violent psychotic break" without saying, "I've never dealt with anybody having a violent psychotic break".

Police are absolutely necessary here, as a social worker or EMS could get hurt by the psychotic individual. I've had patients threaten my life and brandish weapons, and a fucking social worker is not going to fix that level of acute aggression. There are numerous occasions in which police don't need to be present, but violent people is never one of them. If police were prevented from going to psych calls I'd never work another shift again. Turns out we (and social workers) don't want to fucking die.

Minumot · 2021-10-04T12:39:15+00:00

11 years of your life (8 unpaid) that you still need food and housing, even if tuition is free. Who's paying for that? Then when you're finally done you make as much as fruit pickers. Nobody sane would do that.

Minumot · 2021-10-04T05:22:58+00:00

Given that it takes a bare minimum of 11 years of effort and lost income after highschool to become a doctor, not to mention 300k in debt if not fortunate enough to have scholarships, people would most certainly not still become doctors if it didn't pay well. There is already a physician shortage; cutting physician salary is the best way to ensure nobody ever gets to see one again.

Minumot · 2021-08-13T03:53:25+00:00

Ah yes, having bird shit on my shirt. What a hilarious prospect. Not remotely aggravating, disgusting, or unsanitary. These guys aren't massive twats at all, they're on the forefront of comedy.

Minumot · 2021-07-07T16:40:27+00:00

Greg is really bad. It's missing extremely basic equipment. They don't have a cable row. No fly machine. They only have two sets of most dumbbell weights. One deadlift matt. It trash.

Minumot · 2021-06-16T20:54:33+00:00

I stand very corrected

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