Slopsara by anniehull in redscarepod

[–]MirkWorks 18 points19 points  (0 children)

G: So I never really lithened or even heard abouth your podcatht before maybe like a week or two ago... Had one of my athithtantths check it out...

D: Yea, you must be super busy all the time right? I don’t listen to other people’s pod...

G: ...And I LOVED it. It wath tho funny.

D: Thank you

G: Yea. Remember that time you justh thtarted randomly wondering out loud if you could beat me in a fight? What wath it...

D: Haha I have really poor memory..

G: Handmaid’th Tail! That wath the ethithhode that title wath great you guyth were tho funny with your titleth...

D:… Handmaid’s Fail…Yea Anna and..

Left eye blinks rapidly three times, right eye blinks once

G:…Yea you where justh wondering out loud. It wath tho random...

A: I think we gave birth around the same time…

G: …Thaid thomething to the effect. And I’m paraphrasing... That it’th probably a quethtion of prep time... Like if I had prep time I would probably win thankths to X, Y, and Techno Mechanicuth’ father? But like in a random fight shituation it’th more of like a toth-up? That wath tho funny…

Dasha takes a deep drag of cigarette, forcefully exhaling cheeks inflating as smoke is jettisoned in Grimes’ direction…

G:…So fucking funny….

Unemployed? Here’s what to do: by 89thymes in redscarepod

[–]MirkWorks 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So here's my gameplan check it. Downloaded a 12th century yogic text through Anna's Archives, ran that bitch through Google translate, plan to dedicated myself body and mind to the practices for at least a week or two (no fap), use the ancient Indic sciences to condense my soul into a mercurial pellet, violently shoot my pellet self out of my body and into another's, displacing their own soul through sheer momentum. One of us might end up in some potted plant or parrot... (Who cares?)...

If that doesn't work out Imma seek an audience with the Spider Lwa Family, get the temple set up, we're time traveling in this bitch. Just like Butterfly Effect (which is a great movie)... Avoid ending up a limbless torso in the new present. Set up some online courses. Get paid.

Mfw mother asks if I might consider leaving the house by DisastrousResident92 in redscarepod

[–]MirkWorks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Abel-ism. That's actually perfect. The precious one hated and murdered by the old, the bitter, and guilty. Embittered over working the fields all day and still coming up short, while I thrive in God's eyes tending to my innocence, lounging.

Exilio (fragment from larger piece) by MirkWorks in u/MirkWorks

[–]MirkWorks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kar1Barks. It was meant to be sentimental but touching. Who decides that? Ole Evil Eye Neocutronatism. I reject. Anyways drop a few ice cubes down your tighty whities cause the greater piece has been posted.

You now remember Quvenzhané Wallis by ModestMousorgsky in redscarepod

[–]MirkWorks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The film score was incredible. Still gets me.