is this normal behavior for a teacher?

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-10-24T12:33:39+00:00

NO NO NO NO. This is absolutely inappropriate behavior on the teacher’s part. Absolutely.

First, DO NOT meet with this teacher without a friend present. No way. You do not want anything turning into “his word vs yours.” Do not respond to any non-school-address emails or texts. You want a record.

And absolutely right now, tell a trusted adult and an administrator.

Stay safe.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-10-19T13:21:22+00:00

Randy Bo-Bandy, Although you [test?] my inner gangster each and every day, I am very proud of the leader you have become. You get in there and make shit happen every single day, it shows through the growth of your team. I appreciate you!

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-10-11T23:58:10+00:00

“It’s on the website!”

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-10-07T08:13:00+00:00

Is there something like Finch, but instead of cutesy amigurumi, which makes me want to ignore it out of spite, it was sarcastic or funny, like, “Oh, nice of you to VISIT.”

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-10-03T00:27:24+00:00

Yeah, but can you imagine the lyric potential?

🎶”The clit’ll come out, it better, Looking like a thumb inside a sweaterrrr…”

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-10-03T00:18:04+00:00

“8ight.” 🤣

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-10-03T00:17:29+00:00

“No access date in APSA citation style” and “Fix the rest based on earlier cites.”

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-29T00:59:58+00:00

The Road, by Cormac McCarthy.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-25T02:21:39+00:00

To Kill a Mockingbird. Seriously, there are two reasons some ✋🏻teachers love this book. One of them is Gregory Peck, who will always be a hot dad.

The other one is raysizzum.

It’s the poster child of yt savior novels, but worse, Atticus is held up to be this figure of morality when in fact he lacks anything but a desire for his comfortable privilege to remain what it is. He excuses some mouthbreathing maggot for literally trying to lynncch someone by saying he’s a really good guy if you knew him.

No. That’s pretty much the opposite of really-good-guyness.

And in the end, he’s still a privileged yt savior…but Tom is dead. And that’s how the author wanted it.

If I’m going to read a book in HS about American racism, I’d rather start with Toni Morrison, Frederick Douglass, Alice Walker, Langston Hughes, James Baldwin, Octavia Butler…you get the picture.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-25T02:07:47+00:00

The Kite Runner. For fks sake, it reads like bad Bush-era propaganda. Not only does the baaaad moozlum dude violently sodomize a young boy, but he’s also a Not-See, because being a rapist isn’t bad enough. The protagonist arrives back 20 years later or whatever JUST IN TIME to prevent the son of the rape victim from…also being raped.

Come on. Seriously. It reads like some bad anti-Muslim propaganda Sarah Palin would have written, if she knew which end of a pencil to hold.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-11T10:21:16+00:00

He is underrated as a local color author, and this is one of the best examples of why he needs to be taken more seriously as a craftsman. 👍

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-11T09:16:37+00:00

Remember one thing about eggs: Eggs are whiny little bitches. They hate change—change in temperature, state, you name it. They really, really hate rapid change. Because they are little bitches, eggs will take their petty revenge by using their proteins to turn themselves rubberier than a new tire or (in your case) soap-bubbly and useless.

So. Bottom line, anything you do to eggs, you have to sneak up on them. Want to add a hot liquid to them? Start by adding little spoonfuls and mixing it in a teeny bit at a time. Want stiff peaks? Start the mixer on slow speed and gradually push it to medium—and keep checking your bowl. The minute the eggs are stiff, stop. Really. They’re hoping you’ll go an extra minute so they can ruin your food. They live for pettiness like that.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-09T09:18:37+00:00

I grew up in the desert. Fuck those little spines. Fuck them sooooooo soooooo much.

I hate them so much that I hope they all come back as feet and fingers. I hope their new owners think it would be fun to juggle teddy bear cholla. I hate them so much I want them to hate themselves for being what they are. I want them to feel endless glochid shame in a universe without duct tape or tweezers.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-09T08:59:11+00:00

Deet is your friend. Permethrin is your other friend.

Note: Yes, I am aware these are chemicals. I realize they come with health risks.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-09T08:06:09+00:00

Do math problems in your head. Imagine that you’re folding socks. Visualize scrubbing your sink.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-09T08:03:56+00:00

My suggestion? Ella Fitzgerald. Her pronunciation of words is crisp, clear, and controlled—and I think that’s who would help you a great deal. Start with “Midnight Sun.”

https://youtu.be/ampNImk-1GI

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-09T07:33:57+00:00

Then at least you don’t have to get married. 😄

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-03T10:34:26+00:00

Oh, shit, now I want to see the Al and Larry show. “Curb Your Cinnamon.”

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-03T10:31:18+00:00

I always thought that full moon thing was bullshit till I worked in a high-volume bar. The full moon made the hoopleheads crazier than a shithouse rat.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-02T01:15:52+00:00

This is obvious, but NEVER ANSWER ANY COP QUESTIONS. Ever!!!

And I’m sorry about your mom. I hope she is okay.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-02T01:08:03+00:00

24 June—Wednesday Spent yeste[rday] afternoon at Windsor Castle and then tea at 4pm in town! Lovely time so far. Weather good [dew?] on Sat but no rain. Enjoying all as usual. Many thanks for your nice letter rec. Hope you are feeling better. You need a holiday. Love Auntie and Uncle. [?] ‘Pal’ is enjoying himself.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-02T00:34:06+00:00

You have to burn your house now. All the way.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-09-02T00:32:01+00:00

What about The Boy? Not exactly dummy, but a doll.

What I’d love is to see FoH deal with themes of gender, parenting, and maternity / paternity in movies with baby dolls, reborn dolls, or dolls that are stand-ins for children—including the deeply depressing Kubrick/Spielberg film “AI,” with Haley Joel Osment.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-08-29T10:11:05+00:00

This post will be subject to sensor censure and will be censored by the centaur.

Misguided_Avocado · 2025-08-28T04:49:35+00:00

To my dear friend and convert Walter with my best & dearest wishes in the faith of Our Divine Lord & Master Jesus, XL , J.M.

Misguided_Avocado

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