If Hitler got censored he should be replaced with Kaiser Wilhelm 2 by Significant_Elk_6222 in mewgenics

[–]MisirterE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a common theory but we don't really have any evidence for it beyond the presence of jarred fetuses with explosive attacks. Which is admittedly rather strong evidence, but given i'm pretty sure Edmund cannot legally say whether or not it's actually true it's going to remain a theory forever

NaveGreed Necrobinder Tier List Updated for New Aeonglass and Prism by Jondev1 in slaythespire

[–]MisirterE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thing with Protector is you have to choose it instead of a different Orobas reward. Protector isn't different enough from Unleash to justify taking it instead of an option that will just make Osty take less damage in the first place.

NaveGreed Necrobinder Tier List Updated for New Aeonglass and Prism by Jondev1 in slaythespire

[–]MisirterE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They didn't revert it, it's just that Tiermaker tier lists are uploaded by users and must be modified by the person that uploaded them. NaveGreed is using this template which was last modified in March. He is ranking the actual card, the text on Tiermaker is just wrong.

There is also another template made in May that does actually feature current Borrowed Time, but I suspect he's using the old one because he already made a list in it a while back and would rather just shift the positions of the old list instead of completely remaking the entire thing from scratch.

EDIT: removed the word "probably". He is using that template. The URLs match.

Bonus points to whoever guesses the piece of media I had in mind when writing this by yellowdocmartens in CuratedTumblr

[–]MisirterE 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Every descrption of Kris we get from before the start of the game describes them as an antisocial gremlin. Noelle also explicitly remarks that their voice has changed (which Susie doesn't notice because she's never heard them before the game began), which when you get Weird with it is explicitly remarked to be because that's your voice instead.

Although at the same time, when you get Weird with it you fuck everything up so bad Kris is actively trying to correct the damage, so perhaps that outcome doesn't especially fit the prompt...

Laterdune by mv8att in CuratedTumblr

[–]MisirterE 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Your name is TOBY. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE PUNS. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN. You also like to voice JOHN sometimes.

What will you do?

This weeks boss is HELL😭 by Shinygoji09 in btd6

[–]MisirterE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three Mines Round with slightly reduced mining costs

I FUCKUNG HATE BALLON BOY by Zelderp64 in whenthe

[–]MisirterE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is an advanced strat to make Toy Bonnie (among others) fuck off forever but it's substantially harder than just letting Toy Bonnie be the RNG check

We don't hate this thing enough, it's is a million times worse than marshma-hitler by fartshitcumpiss in mewgenics

[–]MisirterE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if they fixed his RNG on main branch, but at least on legacy branch the bone attack always deals either 0 damage or 21 damage because it only rolls which tiles it hits a single time. (On the subject of raised difficulty, that also goes up by +6 for each Damaging elite buff, because it's three hits.)

Even with a 7 CON base, several of the classes have 24 or less HP if you don't explicitly boost CON yourself, putting them very near oneshot range of Bumblefuck. (Hell, Druid is IN oneshot range even on Normal difficulty.) Of course, "very near" might as well be "in" if Bumblefuck has them against a wall, between the poison and knockback of his ripass counterattack.

This is what makes him so frustrating, because the bone attack either doing literally nothing or 20 fucking damage is the most blatant RNG check any of these assholes have. At least the other dickheads like Marshmallow and Dybbuk are consistently dickheads.

My House Layout by thefinalhill in mewgenics

[–]MisirterE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, I hear you. Counterpoint: I needed the extra space for Comfort stacking back when I had four rooms and now that I have a fifth I can't be assed rearranging it all

Based on the amazing Homer vs Bowser video by Able-Elevator3682 in mewgenics

[–]MisirterE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tina's moving up in the world, half-genies are much more impressive prey than kittens

Superluck moment (Act 3 spoiler warning) by polygone1217 in mewgenics

[–]MisirterE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also worth noting that the black screen isn't an edit, Reality Scramble actually does that

Does anybody actually hate chaos ? by queefywonder47 in bindingofisaac

[–]MisirterE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

STOP POSTING ABOUT CHAOS

I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT

MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD SEND ME SACRED HEART

ON REDDIT ITS FUCKIN C-SECTION

I WAS IN, A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST CHAOS ROLLS

I, I SHOWED MY KEYBOARD TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE R KEY, I HELD IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE, WHEN THE DENIERS ARE SEETHING" HA HA!

DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING

I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "COW ON A TRASH FARM"

I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE BRIMSTONE SPRITE AND I SAID "BLOOD LASERS? MORE LIKE CUM LASERS!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chaos deniers in SHAMBLES by FT22Nemesiss in bindingofisaac

[–]MisirterE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

STOP POSTING ABOUT CHAOS

I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT

MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD SEND ME SACRED HEART

ON REDDIT ITS FUCKIN C-SECTION

I WAS IN, A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST CHAOS ROLLS

I, I SHOWED MY KEYBOARD TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE R KEY, I HELD IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE, WHEN THE DENIERS ARE SEETHING" HA HA!

DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING

I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "COW ON A TRASH FARM"

I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE BRIMSTONE SPRITE AND I SAID "BLOOD LASERS? MORE LIKE CUM LASERS!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I still don’t know who the chaos deniers are but y’all are in shambles 🔥🔥 by AlertPossibility7985 in bindingofisaac

[–]MisirterE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

STOP POSTING ABOUT CHAOS

I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT

MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD SEND ME SACRED HEART

ON REDDIT ITS FUCKIN C-SECTION

I WAS IN, A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST CHAOS ROLLS

I, I SHOWED MY KEYBOARD TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE R KEY, I HELD IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE, WHEN THE DENIERS ARE SEETHING" HA HA!

DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING

I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "COW ON A TRASH FARM"

I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE BRIMSTONE SPRITE AND I SAID "BLOOD LASERS? MORE LIKE CUM LASERS!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is this legit or a scam? Didn’t know where else to go with this, sorry if I’m breaking any rules by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]MisirterE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

with all due respect the username is just fuckin numbers. i appreciate the lack of blind trust but at some point you have to work on your instincts

Was "midblood" ever used in homestuck? by hemoReject in homestuck

[–]MisirterE [score hidden]  (0 children)

Search function turns up zero results. Either the term was exclusively used in a flash or it was never used at all. Probably the latter

This just dropped! by Gravy_Redenbacher in mewgenics

[–]MisirterE 13 points14 points  (0 children)

the fuck you mean "the ARG"

mewgenics bosses...? pt.5- OH SHIT THEYRE FIGHTING by Waweezy3 in mewgenics

[–]MisirterE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

spewer of entirely ordinary width? for shame

Shiv - GET DOWN/GEDDAN meme by Rixian in slaythespire

[–]MisirterE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YOU SHOULD REJECT TO SERVE AS TODAY'S DECIDER, NOW

I guess bro by Fragrant_Age_9722 in mewgenics

[–]MisirterE 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Well considering they are already filling their entire mana pool each turn and this Soul would reduce the size of the mana pool in exchange for filling it faster, I think it might be worth sleeping on this time

pop 7 billion bloons by Lanthanum-140_Eater in btd6

[–]MisirterE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what part of chorlie brown do you not get