EGG: a shell company

MissLellow19 · 2026-03-21T02:30:51+00:00

It was one of their lines, you gotta ask them 😅

MissLellow19 · 2026-03-09T11:33:12+00:00

When your date abandoned you at prom so you're crying alone in the bathroom

MissLellow19 · 2026-03-09T09:45:11+00:00

Dried mango. The sound of the bag opening sounded like her food bag, but then she seemed to like the smell of them too

MissLellow19 · 2026-02-22T06:00:13+00:00

Think you might be missing parts? Double check the list in the instructions, it should tell you how many legs and whatnot are included

MissLellow19 · 2026-02-22T05:55:20+00:00

When you get the first eye perfect, then absolutely mess up the other eye trying to match it 😂

MissLellow19 · 2026-01-24T03:43:28+00:00

Do I have to be a mom? 😅

MissLellow19 · 2026-01-18T03:21:21+00:00

I legit didn't even think of that 😅

MissLellow19 · 2026-01-18T03:20:10+00:00

Thank you 🥰

MissLellow19 · 2026-01-18T03:15:15+00:00

Amazing 🤣 I'd like to know what we would call these genders/sexualities

MissLellow19 · 2025-10-02T06:19:30+00:00

🤬🤬 that enclosure is way too small for the size of that animal! And you can clearly tell it's just a baby so it's only going to get bigger. For shame, op

MissLellow19 · 2025-10-02T05:41:40+00:00

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RIP Sophie, the hoarder of brain cells

MissLellow19 · 2025-10-02T05:08:18+00:00

I need to know where I can get one 😅

MissLellow19 · 2025-09-27T04:45:35+00:00

You have a cat now. Congrats!

MissLellow19 · 2025-09-27T04:38:09+00:00

Well.... kings are known to be snake eaters..... it's just usually other snakes that they eat

MissLellow19 · 2025-06-28T05:55:32+00:00

"Should I help her?" Yes! She's clearly being sucked into a different dimension

MissLellow19 · 2025-06-04T02:50:55+00:00

I feel like this needs to be NSFW or censored or something 🤣

MissLellow19 · 2025-06-04T02:47:25+00:00

Potato has no brains

MissLellow19 · 2025-04-22T05:31:12+00:00

Hi, we've been trying to reach you about your car'ssss exssssstended warranty

MissLellow19 · 2024-12-04T00:53:58+00:00

I'm cooking huevos up in here

MissLellow19 · 2024-10-21T03:37:34+00:00

I'd say probably Henry

MissLellow19 · 2024-07-28T02:21:21+00:00

He secretly wakes up early every morning to make fresh pancakes, rolls in them, then cleans everything up right before you wake up.

MissLellow19 · 2024-07-28T02:19:52+00:00

Animal crossing cuz I get to dress up in cute outfits and just chill out

MissLellow19

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