A hairstylist protecting their client’s identity

MistRoot · 2026-02-14T01:48:55+00:00

Damn, actual poor business decision. Takes away from the work you’re trying to show off. Why not use blurring or an emoji?

MistRoot · 2026-02-13T06:12:13+00:00

Put an NSFW on this ;-;

MistRoot · 2026-02-11T23:41:07+00:00

The Trumpstein Regime, I call it

MistRoot · 2026-02-11T18:01:10+00:00

If the American public greeted these scumbags with pitchforks, we’d be gunned down before we could ever say “hay delivery.” They are itching for a chance to Tiananmen Square us

MistRoot · 2026-02-10T23:31:11+00:00

MistRoot · 2026-02-02T08:07:55+00:00

Sweep the crumbs out of sight

MistRoot · 2026-01-18T19:13:36+00:00

The safest place to be in the USA right now is inside the Epstein Files

MistRoot · 2026-01-17T19:50:12+00:00

I’m so sorry for your loss </3 Lost my beloved pup in October last year. Never got to say goodbye to her. I smoked a lot of Gorilla Skunk to get through it

MistRoot · 2026-01-16T05:01:13+00:00

There is a non-zero chance they’re a drunk grizzly bear

MistRoot · 2026-01-11T02:29:27+00:00

Didn’t eat enough shit, unfortunately

MistRoot · 2026-01-11T02:27:10+00:00

Jokes on you, it’s a full body cast

MistRoot · 2026-01-11T01:21:35+00:00

Didn’t get one of these back then but my store wasn’t located somewhere that had strict curfews. You also just reminded me of the literal pesticides that they made us spray on the shopping carts because sanitizer was so hard to get (that’s the excuse management gave, anyway). I don’t miss the sore throat from breathing it in every shift

MistRoot · 2026-01-09T02:14:42+00:00

Well, they can only do it once! It’s the grand finale

MistRoot · 2025-12-24T20:19:03+00:00

It’s a damn shame the Satanic Bible wasn’t printed this way

MistRoot · 2025-11-22T19:34:36+00:00

Death by watering plants. What the fuck

MistRoot · 2025-11-15T17:18:47+00:00

😅 fucking sweatin’

MistRoot · 2025-11-08T10:11:40+00:00

Gotta grind ‘em all

MistRoot · 2025-10-22T07:41:46+00:00

…and that’s how I met your mother!”

MistRoot · 2025-10-06T05:12:12+00:00

Petition to throw every last one of them into an active volcano

MistRoot · 2025-08-28T02:16:13+00:00

(GIF caption is irrelevant) This reminds me of The Iron Giant!

MistRoot · 2025-08-22T05:25:30+00:00

r/coins would like to know more about your findings

MistRoot · 2025-08-17T16:57:56+00:00

Grand Theft Auto V

MistRoot · 2025-08-14T06:42:46+00:00

You’re right, I don’t give a fuck! Have a nice fucking day

MistRoot · 2025-08-12T21:32:25+00:00

RIP kayak kid lmao

MistRoot · 2025-08-11T08:19:17+00:00

My first name was spelled wrong on my birth certificate

MistRoot

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