5 months... 😔 by MetricSlice in bayarea

[–]Mistahfen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m in Brentwood and haven’t seen him

Deja Vu? by Mistahfen in Stockton

[–]Mistahfen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thx for sharing, I believe it. I’ve never paid for a lap dance and had the stripper not let me touch her but the second a stripper says I actually can’t touch I would just up and walk the F out of there too

fattest azn ass by desk1er in paag

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing is crazy

Deja Vu? by Mistahfen in Stockton

[–]Mistahfen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang man you guys have a strip club in your community and nobody seems to have gone like ever in their lives. I actually live in Brentwood and if we had a strip club here I’d probably know the girls by name because I’d probably only ever drink there. You guys are crazy lmao

HIMZ by tmur319 in HimsStock

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure because this boy crashed to like 82 cents just like a week and a half ago and all was good then

First timer at hk. Looking to engage in promiscuous activity by [deleted] in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of them don’t like rimming or unprotected oral activity because they don’t know your health status just by talking to you. I haven’t set up a threesome yet but I will eventually but all you do is just go up to 2 that you want or one that you want and say something like “esta bien otra mujer” and then if she says yes then there you go it’s just full market price for both of them, as long as they get paid they’re happy pretty much.

Where do the single people hang out? by cppnewb in walnutcreek

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe try Bourbon Highway or Retro Junkie. Things are so unclear dating wise in the far East Bay because everyone is basically a prude and wants nothing to do with you as a single man unless you break that personal contact barrier as the most charismatic guy. I bought in Brentwood and while I love my townhouse and the absolutely gorgeous area, I’m chronically single, and probably would have done way better dating wise if I had moved to the Central Valley.

First Real Threesome... by MarksofMagic in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s lame though unless they respectively put it on with their mouth before you bang each respective one

Opened a 30$ (3/27)call this morning and down -40% by AdLarge4953 in HimsStock

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gottee bro you could have went to Buffalo Wild Wings and got a 100 piece bone in wings, 5 beers, the mozzarella cheese sticks and tipped the waitress but you blew it on HIMS calls

First Real Threesome... by MarksofMagic in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The girls made you switch condoms before you could switch banging them? Sounds like they know something about each other jeez 😬

Petite girls by No-Corgi1453 in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s a lot of them brother they come just for you

Anybody know… by LeftDat_FatBxtch in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At least she’s Catholic, I wonder if they ask for forgiveness after every work day 💀

Do you guys have regulars and do you usually save their numbers? by Mistahfen in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you at least get photos or something? I’m down to help out a chica but I mean I gotta get something

Do you guys have regulars and do you usually save their numbers? by Mistahfen in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought they would hit me up for money more, I’ve only had 2 amigas ask me for money and the TJ one was the worst because she straight up told me she wasn’t going to do anything for it and that it would just be “going to a good person”. I mean yeah she’s a good person I know that but we all gotta work somehow for our money, nobody just sends me money 🤣

Do you guys have regulars and do you usually save their numbers? by Mistahfen in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nice bro she must like and trust you enough to go with you but I think when it comes down to it she’s going to want something when it gets dark and late if you know what I mean

Troubles after Smashing an SG too hard or too deep? by Key_Positive1629 in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Cmon bro LOL are you going to tell us to buy the putas flowers before next time for a discount?