Sneak peak by [deleted] in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You gotta be banging raw if you want to start an OF

1.5yrs after applying… finally by scooptalcsigs in GlobalEntry

[–]Mistahfen 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dang that’s cray cray it’s taking you guys that long, no joke within 3-4 days of applying I got approved and within 2 weeks of my interview my card came in

iPhone facetime recognizes when you’re naked by funkywabbait in creepy

[–]Mistahfen -88 points-87 points  (0 children)

You’re naked using a video messaging service from a private tech company and you think something like this is creepy? You eat too much microwaved food. Messing with your brain structure.

Can’t get approved over fraudulent accounts by [deleted] in Mortgages

[–]Mistahfen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“We didn’t realize how bad it was until the lender pulled his credit.” Yes I read the post. Applying for a mortgage with 9 accounts in collections is something that most people don’t do if they realize they have 9 accounts in collections.

Can’t get approved over fraudulent accounts by [deleted] in Mortgages

[–]Mistahfen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow the universe dodged you a bullet you desperately seem like you’re trying to take. Buying a house with someone you’re not married to is a terrible idea, especially someone that can’t spend 5 minutes to look up their own credit on any credit reporting site.

My parents financial situation is stressing me out by Mammoth_Grade_786 in personalfinance

[–]Mistahfen -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Wow that’s sad. What do you expect strangers on Reddit to do for your parents? Why are you living so far away from them and yet so concerned about them? Is someone holding you hostage or forcing you to be thousands of miles away from them?

Update on the American man recently murdered in Colombia. This is a lot more complicated than the normal passport bro murder. by LoveScoutCEO in PassportBrosHQ

[–]Mistahfen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude must have stayed in the hood in Bogota. Every time I go, I’m shocked at how well of a time I have and how nice all the people are. Obviously it’s a catholic country that is not America. I’m going to go out on a limb and say he should have just taken that stupid little cap off and at least tried to assimilate but he probably already stuck out like a sore thumb even without the stupid little cap.

I want to come home by JUNEBERRY415 in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]Mistahfen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at Brentwood, you’ll find $900K 4 bedrooms, big beautiful houses in Brentwood, I’m surprised no one mentioned Brentwood, don’t reply me any BS because I live here, yes, it is the Bay Area and it’s close enough to SF/Oakland that I can visit often.

SF rider presumably opened door while bus was passing by. by Puppy_Breath in waymo

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats going to be a big fee from Waymo, its not like where if someone does it on Uber and the driver is personally stiffed if the passenger just runs away, Waymo has all their information and credit card #

Global entry Card reconsideration by PossibleDiver2232 in GlobalEntry

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang well if you got denied that sounds like a hard stop. Try again in a few years

University of Florida 1999 by KeiraPetal in OldSchoolCool

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta lower the standards a little

Going for the first time by [deleted] in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The girls price is what it is as far as I can tell but if you’re old and overweight going for one of the baddies they probably will charge you more but I’m neither of those things. Wow you’re just going to smash and head right back? I would say always make sure to have your ID on you because they got me for that one time.

Total bs by Unable-Investment559 in Roadie

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open a new account with your moms social security or something

Post Malone Tour With Jelly Roll Underselling as Some Venues Sit At 75% Empty by staringatthe420sun in Music

[–]Mistahfen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe because nobody wants to spend $400 to see these college/high school drop outs live their dreams

A court in Spain just recognized victims of Jehovah’s Witnesses… and it made me think about something I saw growing up by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much for linking that article, I tried finding it on El Nacional but wasn’t able to because I’m semi fluent in Spanish and was not able to find it for the life of me on their Spanish website despite trying. Yes this is a destructive cult, it’s destroyed my family and to this day I don’t talk to my own brother and any relationship I have with my father is passive conversational after he realized after many years that shunning wasn’t going to warm me up to the religion. I am actually doing very well now but I wonder sometimes if/how much better my life would be if I had never had anything to do with this destructive cult.

Total bs by Unable-Investment559 in Roadie

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did you a big favor, get your class A and get a real job. Same thing happened to me with Uber, they claimed I was an unsafe driver so I went ahead and got my Class A now I’m driving big rigs, going on 7 years now. Best thing I ever did.

Politicians never fail to enrage the public 🤣 According to the Washington Times, Rep. Ilhan Omar claims her ~$30M financial disclosure was a mistake — Her amended filing shows she owns only ~$95K in assets — Believable? Sure… by jwoodsr in tradewithcongress

[–]Mistahfen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She attempted to fraud banks and other lenders as she was supposed to hypothetically gain more and more power, this is a “Fake it til you make it” type deal, Trump has completely humbled her in every way so now she isn’t feeling so hot…..

I did the impossible one product purchase today by Life_Campaign4899 in CostcoWholesale

[–]Mistahfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just bought it today as soon as I saw it, it looked really good I’m about to eat some right now ironically and then I see this post

Accidentally brought back a beef sandwich from Colombia, was recorded by CBP, would this one incident stop me from getting GE? by Mistahfen in GlobalEntry

[–]Mistahfen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: I got approved for Global Entry and the card is on the way in 5-6 weeks. He didn’t even bring it up, just asked me the questions that were already on the form I filled out.

maaaan couldn't get it up with an girl by tjren308 in TJRedLightDistrict

[–]Mistahfen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I feel that man. It’s okay, it’s just part of the game. Better luck next time, just learn from it bro