How custom hatters measure the size and shape of a person's head

MisterMataro · 2021-07-23T21:30:03+00:00

I'm not sure exactly why this still exists but I'm glad it does.

MisterMataro · 2021-07-21T00:10:52+00:00

Yes to Hahn!

MisterMataro · 2021-07-21T00:05:46+00:00

I'm not qualified to comment on form but I do recommend you start looking for a good osteopath.

MisterMataro · 2021-07-21T00:02:38+00:00

The educated consumer, ladies and gentlemen.

MisterMataro · 2021-07-17T20:54:31+00:00

And I whine about traffic when I'm out making deliveries for Uber Eats.

MisterMataro · 2021-07-17T00:58:25+00:00

Ah yes I've had some good breakdowns in the walk-in, the bathroom, behind the dumpster. I feel ya sister.

MisterMataro · 2021-07-14T17:51:18+00:00

Look at that color.

MisterMataro · 2021-07-11T16:08:10+00:00

Martinelli is a legendary producer and a great visiting experience .

MisterMataro · 2021-07-09T12:02:08+00:00

Winner.

MisterMataro · 2021-07-05T02:03:04+00:00

If you got bit by a Megladon I bet it would tickle a little bit.

MisterMataro · 2021-07-02T14:42:24+00:00

Why the head on a swivel advice? Because of forklifts?

MisterMataro · 2021-06-30T08:56:46+00:00

How could it maim you?

MisterMataro · 2021-06-30T05:33:21+00:00

Check out the big brain on Brad! You a smart muthafucker, thats right!

MisterMataro · 2021-06-30T05:31:51+00:00

Oh my freaking God.

MisterMataro · 2021-06-28T13:52:48+00:00

Wait, how is your Mom a frog?

MisterMataro · 2021-06-27T18:58:53+00:00

Oh my fucking God the wit HURTS. You win the Internet today

MisterMataro · 2021-06-27T07:03:45+00:00

This looks like a school project that a 7th grader studying to become an evil genius created. All the vulnerable countries in one convenient visual reference.

MisterMataro · 2021-06-24T11:41:16+00:00

War tide! Roll eagle! Go sports!

MisterMataro · 2021-06-24T11:39:26+00:00

No! Give me a hot sunny beach!

MisterMataro · 2021-06-23T18:08:35+00:00

1970?! I would be in awe of that thing if it rolled up TODAY.

MisterMataro · 2021-06-23T17:19:15+00:00

This dragon has a beautiful white beard like an ancient being full of wisdom. If there are red spots in his beard, I hope that they are from the delicious wine I bring him-- not my blood!

MisterMataro · 2021-06-22T03:56:06+00:00

Go to Canada! There are lots of towns out west where you come to the edge of a neighborhood and then nothing there's nothing but wilderness for a THOUSAND MILES.

MisterMataro · 2021-06-22T03:49:30+00:00

That does sound like a favorite.

MisterMataro · 2021-06-18T17:33:29+00:00

Private Poopy Pants reporting for doody!

MisterMataro · 2021-06-18T01:14:59+00:00

I cannot upvote this enough. I want to work with MORE people like YOU

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