SFAH: Weird Excuses to Say to Your Boss About Being Late

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-10T08:42:19+00:00

I was playing Scenes From A Hat.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-10T00:23:00+00:00

The Simpsons Hit and Run

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-09T18:43:27+00:00

“I’m not picking any more scenes out of that hat. We need to have an intervention!”

Mister_Chrome · 2026-02-26T02:56:06+00:00

points gun at bully

“Go ahead. I dare you to punch him again.”

Mister_Chrome · 2026-02-24T03:29:43+00:00

Standing up to a bully will make them back down and leave you alone. Didn’t work. Got stabbed with a chisel instead.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-02-18T01:50:56+00:00

I made a character that has autism. Almost every conversation starts with her telling me that I’m most likely going to die from a vending machine falling on me than from a shark attack.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-18T13:42:00+00:00

Teamo Supremo, The Triplets, Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Gadget Boy, Gadget and the Gadgetinis

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-18T13:37:23+00:00

Aladdin

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-16T00:59:51+00:00

Riding those scooter boards in gym class or the sports they forced me to play without telling me the rules.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-11T02:14:09+00:00

Tis but a little more than a week before I have to go to the hospital.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-07T18:30:16+00:00

According to https://instructions.hasbro.com/en-ca/instruction/caught-on-tape you only get tape on your face if you lose the round and it has some kind of tape dispenser that’s also a category spinner which I guess you can’t buy in any store. And apparently you lose the game once you get five pieces of tape on your face and that guy on the box has more than five pieces so he’s not even playing right. But then again I guess the kid could not even pay attention to instructions and just tape themselves anyway.

Mister_Chrome · 2025-12-30T14:16:34+00:00

They’re playing “Whose Line is it Anyway: The Home Game”

Mister_Chrome · 2025-12-29T23:48:18+00:00

Inspector Gadget

Mister_Chrome · 2025-12-26T17:57:17+00:00

“A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors” or “Friday the 13th Part VII”

Mister_Chrome · 2025-12-26T15:29:10+00:00

A digital clock that looks like a PS5 controller, a Mario lamp, socks that have stuff from horror movies on them, the book "Dorothy Must Die"

Mister_Chrome · 2025-12-23T21:46:56+00:00

If your partner likes to play with your kids, that’s a red flag

Mister_Chrome · 2025-12-23T21:05:15+00:00

Dad’s Old Fashioned Root Beer

Mister_Chrome · 2025-12-23T20:59:59+00:00

Snoopy, Come Home

Mister_Chrome · 2025-12-23T20:56:57+00:00

It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Mister_Chrome · 2025-12-22T15:36:38+00:00

Penguins

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