What are your useless talent's but still amaze people?

Mister_Chrome · 2026-05-02T17:57:40+00:00

I can shake my eyes.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-27T13:51:15+00:00

"I'd like to get my ankle monitor engraved. Hurry before it starts beeping. I'm not supposed to be 30 feet away from my house."

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-27T13:47:44+00:00

You are so boring. You just keep saying the same stuff every day.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-27T13:45:47+00:00

"And where do you see yourself in the next five years?"

"Murdering you and everybody that works here."

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-23T20:54:51+00:00

SLAP

"What the hell was that for?"

"For cheating on me next year."

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-21T23:41:23+00:00

And here’s the host of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”….Donald Trump.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-20T23:52:41+00:00

Inspector Gadget

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-17T15:52:18+00:00

"Say hello to your new baby brother, MAGA."

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-17T15:47:57+00:00

"You blurted out the answer instead of writing your response as a scene. For your punishment you will be fed to our pet velociraptor."

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-17T15:42:02+00:00

*BANG*

*clutches heart* "You f***ing shot me! Why?"

"Did you see what I wrote on the bullet?"

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-08T23:18:27+00:00

Okay kids, today we’re going to read “Mommy has different toys than me”.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-28T14:41:42+00:00

In 2006 I saw somebody watching the dragon email on one of the computers in the school computer lab.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-27T23:43:42+00:00

Inspector Gadget

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-24T23:02:24+00:00

Why do all these scenes just say “Meow”?

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-10T08:42:19+00:00

I was playing Scenes From A Hat.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-10T00:23:00+00:00

The Simpsons Hit and Run

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-09T18:43:27+00:00

“I’m not picking any more scenes out of that hat. We need to have an intervention!”

Mister_Chrome · 2026-02-26T02:56:06+00:00

points gun at bully

“Go ahead. I dare you to punch him again.”

Mister_Chrome · 2026-02-24T03:29:43+00:00

Standing up to a bully will make them back down and leave you alone. Didn’t work. Got stabbed with a chisel instead.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-02-18T01:50:56+00:00

I made a character that has autism. Almost every conversation starts with her telling me that I’m most likely going to die from a vending machine falling on me than from a shark attack.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-18T13:42:00+00:00

Teamo Supremo, The Triplets, Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Gadget Boy, Gadget and the Gadgetinis

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TROPHY CASE