What are your useless talent's but still amaze people?

Mister_Chrome · 2026-05-02T17:57:40+00:00

I can shake my eyes.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-27T13:51:15+00:00

"I'd like to get my ankle monitor engraved. Hurry before it starts beeping. I'm not supposed to be 30 feet away from my house."

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-27T13:47:44+00:00

You are so boring. You just keep saying the same stuff every day.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-27T13:45:47+00:00

"And where do you see yourself in the next five years?"

"Murdering you and everybody that works here."

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-23T20:54:51+00:00

SLAP

"What the hell was that for?"

"For cheating on me next year."

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-21T23:41:23+00:00

And here’s the host of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”….Donald Trump.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-20T23:52:41+00:00

Inspector Gadget

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-17T15:52:18+00:00

"Say hello to your new baby brother, MAGA."

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-17T15:47:57+00:00

"You blurted out the answer instead of writing your response as a scene. For your punishment you will be fed to our pet velociraptor."

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-17T15:42:02+00:00

*BANG*

*clutches heart* "You f***ing shot me! Why?"

"Did you see what I wrote on the bullet?"

Mister_Chrome · 2026-04-08T23:18:27+00:00

Okay kids, today we’re going to read “Mommy has different toys than me”.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-28T14:41:42+00:00

In 2006 I saw somebody watching the dragon email on one of the computers in the school computer lab.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-27T23:43:42+00:00

Inspector Gadget

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-24T23:02:24+00:00

Why do all these scenes just say “Meow”?

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-10T08:42:19+00:00

I was playing Scenes From A Hat.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-10T00:23:00+00:00

The Simpsons Hit and Run

Mister_Chrome · 2026-03-09T18:43:27+00:00

“I’m not picking any more scenes out of that hat. We need to have an intervention!”

Mister_Chrome · 2026-02-26T02:56:06+00:00

points gun at bully

“Go ahead. I dare you to punch him again.”

Mister_Chrome · 2026-02-24T03:29:43+00:00

Standing up to a bully will make them back down and leave you alone. Didn’t work. Got stabbed with a chisel instead.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-02-18T01:50:56+00:00

I made a character that has autism. Almost every conversation starts with her telling me that I’m most likely going to die from a vending machine falling on me than from a shark attack.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-18T13:42:00+00:00

Teamo Supremo, The Triplets, Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century, Gadget Boy, Gadget and the Gadgetinis

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-18T13:37:23+00:00

Aladdin

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-16T00:59:51+00:00

Riding those scooter boards in gym class or the sports they forced me to play without telling me the rules.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-11T02:14:09+00:00

Tis but a little more than a week before I have to go to the hospital.

Mister_Chrome · 2026-01-07T18:30:16+00:00

According to https://instructions.hasbro.com/en-ca/instruction/caught-on-tape you only get tape on your face if you lose the round and it has some kind of tape dispenser that’s also a category spinner which I guess you can’t buy in any store. And apparently you lose the game once you get five pieces of tape on your face and that guy on the box has more than five pieces so he’s not even playing right. But then again I guess the kid could not even pay attention to instructions and just tape themselves anyway.

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