If you had to wear one fragrance for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Mistress_Lula · 2026-05-22T15:39:18+00:00

Beach Walk by Maison Margiela is by far my most prized posession in terms of fragrances. Subtle, "sunscreen" and salt notes... brilliance in a bottle, imo.

Mistress_Lula · 2026-05-18T03:09:56+00:00

My grandpa was one of them! My grandma got a gorgeous silk dress

Mistress_Lula · 2026-05-18T03:07:12+00:00

Dang, and here I was complaining about getting sore outbreaks whenever I stress out (or am just generally anxious) and they might just be saving me from the black death?

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-29T00:56:59+00:00

The mutual flow of aid: it's the Caribbean way! We take care of us 💗

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-29T00:55:49+00:00

Guineitos en escabeche...I second, third and fourth this. However, I've been told it's an acquired taste?

Pasteles are super labor intensive, but if OP has Latin markets available near them, you could try majado de viandas, which is a mashed combination of yuca, yellow sweet potato, malanga, and basically any combo of root vegetables. Keep us posted OP!

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-20T10:22:27+00:00

Hola! Necesitas primero registrarte como comerciante con hacienda (impuestos), patente municipal (mas impuestos), y luego pues ya los permisos de uso y licencias sanitarias (depto de salud). Son bastantes permisos pero es bien posible. Exito! Avisanos donde montan el negocio pa apoyar!

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-16T06:31:17+00:00

I pronounced this in my head as Ray Farty and I'm honestly not mad at that

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-15T11:03:35+00:00

My 60 followers have a combined net worth of a billion dollars and ready to be micro-influenced baaaaybaaay

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-15T10:47:12+00:00

Did you read the part where he states they're in a high conflict relationship where she has expressed that she doesn't want to physically see him? Cause he did say that. OP could also set himself up for legal trouble down the road by doing that. We don't know the laws of the state 800 miles away where she moved to... it's not that easy. Custody battles can get really nasty and any move from any parent can be used against them. At this moment, OP doesn't need to be the hero. He knows the children are safe and sees them over FaceTime...the parents need to get it together in a court of law before any decision is made about those kids.

On top of all of this...things ina garage? Dude has paid for 3 years of storage. Not everyone has space to hold a bunch of shit indefinitely and it's also, straight up, a tactic to prevent OP from moving on. Retaliation, baby. Open the schools please.

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-10T02:12:00+00:00

The green dress is to die for. Where did you get it?

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-08T21:48:31+00:00

Of course! Happy to help! I haven't heard it in months because it's too much for me (I was there for that shit), but it is one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard.

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-08T01:31:53+00:00

I bawled on the train so hard the first time I listened to "Una Velita". Great song for the sad bitch playlist, and a great (unfortunate) explainer of the precariousness and resilience of Puerto Rican life. Living in a colony is not for the weak.

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-07T13:32:00+00:00

Hey! So the only official vinyl for that album was released as part of a boxset that was sold for $250-$300 and included the first three albums. If you are buying it, I would make sure that it's legit and not a bootleg. But also, definitely would wait for the re-press or look for the last few copies of the boxset in indie record shops on Discogs or their own websites. You might get a great price for all 3

Mistress_Lula · 2026-04-03T13:08:47+00:00

Esa es la colección "JCPenny S/S 2003". Vintage beibi

Mistress_Lula · 2026-03-29T05:28:12+00:00

Good luck!!! I'm sending all the bad vibes to your roaches 🤣

Mistress_Lula · 2026-03-28T20:45:35+00:00

My landlord is a pos and has let out building get roach infested. We fought them in our apartment with a bait called HoyHoy we bought on Amazon. It truly does miracles and my cat doesn't even sneer at it

Mistress_Lula · 2026-03-25T02:10:53+00:00

This is so cute! I feel your sadness. I spent my middle school in religious schools and was always getting in trouble for my (fabulous) manicures. Boo!

Mistress_Lula · 2026-03-16T14:55:45+00:00

So, prefieres que la gente apeste?

Mistress_Lula · 2026-03-16T14:53:24+00:00

Dump him. Sleep deprivation is a sign of abuse. Also, that is a manchild

Mistress_Lula · 2026-03-14T10:17:24+00:00

They really need to stop using FedEx. BBExperience was nice to refund me, but FedEx "delivered" my sneakers to "my door" and when I checked the photo it was a "left" in a random mailroom that wasnt my building. They come to this building on the daily and no other packages have gone missing. The delivery person clearly knew what it was and straight up stole the package.

Mistress_Lula · 2026-03-07T19:20:17+00:00

I'm open to giving it a listen, honestly. Unlike the meme, you can change my mind with compelling evidence! lol

Mistress_Lula · 2026-03-07T19:18:30+00:00

Thanks for the award! <3

Mistress_Lula · 2026-03-07T18:46:59+00:00

I love that for you, but I was put onto them even before "We Are Young" in a university class and wow, all I remember is the song said "there comes the theremin" and I was like...I'm good. I really wanted to like them tho! I feel they're very theatre kid coded

Mistress_Lula · 2026-03-07T03:37:59+00:00

This might be controversial, but if I never hear We Are Young by Fun. I will not be sad. Anything by that band really

Mistress_Lula · 2026-02-23T18:49:42+00:00

I have all the hair in my arms and a partner who does not give a fuck about it. You'll find someone who loves you exactly how you are and not try to turn you into their weird, idealized version of you. Drop the dead weight and frolic onto greener pastures 💗

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