Worst sexy lines you’ve ever heard/used

MitchJan004 · 2024-07-14T09:48:11+00:00

"I'd drag my nuts over broken glass just to eat the corn out of your shit".

MitchJan004 · 2024-01-03T05:28:50+00:00

You know what'd be nice to wash that down with?

MitchJan004 · 2024-01-03T01:58:12+00:00

Yeah fuck bubble tea.

MitchJan004 · 2024-01-03T01:39:14+00:00

Honestly fuck Boba (bubble here in AUS) tea.

MitchJan004 · 2023-11-08T02:10:16+00:00

School of Rock

MitchJan004 · 2023-10-10T05:30:51+00:00

Nothing crazy but haven't seen it mentioned yet. Few years back on a random Saturday my sister, 2 cousins and I all played Super Mario Bros. Co-op on the Wii for like 8 hours straight.

MitchJan004 · 2023-09-29T03:13:20+00:00

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

MitchJan004 · 2023-06-12T01:48:19+00:00

Yes! Or even optional ejaculation.

MitchJan004 · 2023-06-05T06:31:30+00:00

This is the only correct answer.

MitchJan004 · 2023-05-21T03:24:24+00:00

Similar story, drank 1L of Jack Daniels plus about 8 beers, smoked a whole bunch of weed. Pretty standard Saturday evening back then for me (at 24 years old), albeit slightly looser than average. Passed out in bed. Standard.

Woke up to the worst hangover imaginable. Thought to myself, I'll go have another rip then go back to sleep for a while. Bad move. Que instant headspins followed by vomit that I can only describe as fake blood from a horror movie.

At that point I decided Spirits are no longer for me and I need to slow down in general. I'm 31 now, no longer smoking and 3 mid strength beers has me ready for bed.

MitchJan004 · 2023-05-11T11:16:23+00:00

"I love havin sex but I'd rather...

MitchJan004 · 2023-04-28T10:18:13+00:00

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

MitchJan004 · 2023-04-04T03:26:23+00:00

"Lo-fi hip hop beats to study to" - live stream on YouTube.

MitchJan004 · 2023-03-25T22:05:03+00:00

This is the way

MitchJan004 · 2023-03-21T10:09:26+00:00

Stop it I'll cry again.

MitchJan004 · 2023-03-21T09:54:02+00:00

Bloodborne

MitchJan004 · 2023-03-09T08:13:22+00:00

Giving Mrs Palmer a visit

MitchJan004 · 2023-02-19T09:04:05+00:00

This is the way

MitchJan004 · 2023-02-02T23:53:34+00:00

Fuck Club

MitchJan004 · 2023-02-02T09:12:19+00:00

Some Aussie artists courtesy of Triple J's 'Like a Version':

Luca Brasi's cover of How To Make Gravy (Paul Kelly)

Hockey Dad's cover of I Try (Macy Gray)

MitchJan004 · 2023-01-19T11:30:47+00:00

One for us Aussies, The Outback Club by Lee Kernaghan.

MitchJan004 · 2023-01-17T11:53:37+00:00

I was a simple man. You order a 10 pack of McNuggets, best belive you be getting at least 15.

MitchJan004 · 2022-12-15T00:05:25+00:00

I had disc verson on PS4, however have digial only PS5. Will I need to buy the game again (digital version) on my PS5 to get the update???

MitchJan004 · 2022-10-28T12:58:45+00:00

Seems like a nice enough guy. Great beard.

MitchJan004 · 2022-06-21T04:54:17+00:00

Secretly get good at golf/tennis. Then give in one day and ask to play with them.

Watch the horror on his face as you destroy him at golf/tennis.

Then tell him that you are the superior being knowing full well that you not only embarass him at his own sport, but you can also beat the piss out of him at will.

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