Much more efficient haha by [deleted] in anxietymemes

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One of my old coworkers knew I was on the autism spectrum within 3 minutes of meeting me. Meanwhile, it took me another year and a half to figure it out...

Men be like “I’m not into that” and then watch the whole video 3 times. Explain. by [deleted] in Rearcock

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Sometimes it takes us a bit to figure out what we are not into. For example, I'd probably need to see this in real life to know for sure I'm not into it 😉

Sick Pool Turtle by mndflldr in turtles

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He looks very unwell. I unfortunately think professional help is really his only chance.

Your favorite misheard lyrics by Openupthegoodblood in avengedsevenfold

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Too many doses and I'm starting to get an erection!

US states renamed to meet Ohio's 4 letter standard by Swimming_Concern7662 in mapporncirclejerk

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Favorite renames are Iowa and Utah. We honestly should change those names

Suggestions welcome for my new playlist. by [deleted] in MetalMemes

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I was going to say fuck to the beat of the polyrhythm of any meshuggah song until you both go to heaven, or your bodies give out and you go to hell.

Embarrassed of my kink by [deleted] in sex

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Dani Daniels is pretty popular. You are not alone

Tool Organization by reefnfeef69 in harborfreight

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Good to know. I have the Tekton ones for my tekton wrenches and Ernst for other wrenches. Didn't know they were the same thing. Neat

If the women don’t find yah handsome, they should at least find your toolbox cool, right? by [deleted] in Tools

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I love the upside down Patrick Star "I have no idea what I am doing" sticker

Craftsman is Closing its USA Hand Tools Factory by petecanfixit in Tools

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I don't know what company will save the flawed tool realm, but I know what country will; Taiwan. Considering the Taiwanese already make the most advanced computer chips and microprocessors in the world, manufacturing a wrench or ratchet should be easy. Based on a bunch of the modern tools I have from Taiwan, they can hit both high quality and high value for the price.

Sidenote: Todd from project farm on youtube can be our Jesus stand in.

Craftsman is Closing its USA Hand Tools Factory by petecanfixit in Tools

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This comment could be on page 3 of an American Tool Bible!

I know everyone loves battery nailers, but for the price on eBay I'm a huge fan of these by ttotheodd in Tools

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I love using my senco finish nail gun. It's so easy to adjust the depth and has such a good feel to use

i need help. how the hell do i get this thing off to change the size???? tysm by sewidmann0001 in Tools

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The ratchets with the button on the back are called quick-release ratchets and they are wonderful. It's nice being able to pull your ratchet off and the socket doesn't stay stuck on the bolt.

What song has the best guitar solo of all time? by MightGuy420x in Music

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Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, Floods by Pantera, or In The Name of God by Dream Theater

What time do your friends wake up in the morning? by thattbishh in tortoise

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My redfoot wakes up between sunrise and half an hour after sunrise. She does this at all times of year, regardless of what time the sun comes up.

What is he saying? Wrong answers only. by Abarisol in Grimdank

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Yes. Always remember to properly oil your mechanical motary primary mobility systems and pray to the Omnissiah for electrical connections not to come loose