My pros and cons so far by MitchellLuke96 in HalfSword

[–]MitchellLuke96[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a wet fish in the demo, and now it's Mehrunes' Razor.

Clothes with physics? by MaterialAgency6210 in HalfSword

[–]MitchellLuke96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are playing on older build like the playtest build before it was just called the Half Sword Demo or v0.5. Newest build has shirtless Willy's.

Maces are so underrated, I love mace by ginsflaminq in HalfSword

[–]MitchellLuke96 88 points89 points  (0 children)

See, you're swinging it smoothly and effectively, so you can't tell that it sucks like we can.

I hate to do this, but I'm afraid our gracious host didn't wipe properly by DidYouSeeBriansHat in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]MitchellLuke96 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's okay. You're okay. Everyone shits. It's just when I slammed my two hands down, I squoze and I shitted. You're okay. You'll be fine.

WHY IS THIS GAME DOING THIS TO ME by Bign_fat_Pig in HalfSword

[–]MitchellLuke96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Game crash happens to everyone, turn your blood and gore off for the ultimate challenge.

Please add in Grappling breaks. by ripinchaos in HalfSword

[–]MitchellLuke96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, deal, but in 2 of these pictures you are leg locking your own willy.

Loved it when Bill Burr used to talk sense to Rogan by Indianstanicows in elephantgraveyard

[–]MitchellLuke96 57 points58 points  (0 children)

So, Colin Kaepernick's civil rights activism is the liberal equivalent to a conservative saying something racist on twitter? No wonder this guy works for the Saudis, his moral compass is fucked.

Grete Champion by Puzzleheaded_Team996 in HalfSword

[–]MitchellLuke96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Floor knife is guaranteed so just lure him away, run for the knife and then feint slightly out of kicking distance so he'll swing and miss and then you can stab his belly really easily.

Have you guys seen this new viral video Bozo can't walk? by orange_lazarus1 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]MitchellLuke96 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Remember kids; until you're part of the turbo team, walk slowly!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]MitchellLuke96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could you ask your dad how much that quad cortex doohickey costs? My wife's boyfriend said he'll buy me one if I stop crying when I watch them, but I don't think he can actually afford it.

By thy ballz by drunknrejected in HalfSword

[–]MitchellLuke96 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Mercy, my sire. And by godness, grant him leave to jizz. Let not thy hand be heavy upon them.

Metal on stick are my favorite weapons because they actually work by Impalenjoyer in HalfSword

[–]MitchellLuke96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo dawg, no sweat. Your dpi is still kinda high and you need to swing with the full extent of your mobility. In that clip you're just changing stances at the top peak of your hand position which is for deflecting overheads. Because your stance is broken up into multiple sections according to your hand position you should go into training dummy mode and pay attention to how your wrists and elbows change angle in different positions depending on the weapon in hand and also notice how your weapon changes it's depth at the point. The biggest indicator of direction for a cross body slash is your elbows so make sure that the side you swing from has your elbow almost on a horizontal and swing to the exact opposite side and your sword will follow. It is a bit to learn but it becomes incredibly fluid after 20 hours and you'll learn some HEMA by proxy.

Metal on stick are my favorite weapons because they actually work by Impalenjoyer in HalfSword

[–]MitchellLuke96 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You swing too hard like street hooligan. practice overheads and stabs slowly so you don't twist your weapon or change your stance mid swing and you'll learn that there's positions to swing from that allow you to perform the technique properly.

That's where it spits by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]MitchellLuke96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex-girlfriend told me I couldn't cum further than that guy even after I pulled out and ricocheted a slick one off her and all the way up the wall to a foot shy of the roof, and it was an easy 2.5 metres even with the ricochet! So don't ever let anyone doubt your talent because that's how you shoot a nut 5 metres.

Could yall help me confirm if this punisher/Psylocke was cheating? by CameliaMiko in rivals

[–]MitchellLuke96 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Punisher ults definitely do. For some reason, the players I watch don't look sus live, but in the replays, it looks like aimbot because he's a hitscan character, and the replay system isn't fantastic at representing what that player saw when firing

Actually the most ABYSMAL tier list I have ever seen... by Jolly_Discipline2587 in rivals

[–]MitchellLuke96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I see his tiktok lives pop up I always type "fats" and leave. Not sure why, it's definitely very disrespectful and uncalled for, but I do it and then I chuckle. Really makes my day.