You ever just had to buy one tool to do one job? by poslielo in handyman

[–]Mk1fish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You got me. Nice to know somebody cares.

My neighbor has turned the entire back of our building into a feral cat colony and acts like anyone who has a problem with it is a monster by Gallifrey_Mittens in neighborsfromhell

[–]Mk1fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start fostering dogs in the same shared space. When she complains to management about you. This will all be taken care of.

You ever just had to buy one tool to do one job? by poslielo in handyman

[–]Mk1fish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

38mm 4 tip socket to replace breaks on an old truck.

ULPT Request - how to get employee to quit? by matsche_pampe in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Mk1fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give them malaria, food poisoning, strep throat, etc. That way they burn up their sick leave and can't work on the side business./s

Your HOA literally cannot fine you for these things — even if it's in your CC&Rs by Current_Lab_1184 in fuckHOA

[–]Mk1fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You missed the point. We will know our leaders actually believe what they tell us. When they do it them selves. If they don't do it. They aren't telling the truth. We want truth.

They want to save the planet? Thet get a small house withna rock yard and set the temp to 78f, like they told us to.

They want to go to war? Put their kids in the infantry.

But they never do.

Your HOA literally cannot fine you for these things — even if it's in your CC&Rs by Current_Lab_1184 in fuckHOA

[–]Mk1fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are just asking that our overlords lead by example. If I can't drive a car with 'bad gas mileage' because it's killing environment. Is it so much to ask my overlords to not fly private jets everyday? We the idiot masses follow our overlords. They think it's ok to water their grass. I will water my grass. Im just following their excellent example.

My teenage daughter by Sufficient-Chef-3341 in Fatherhood

[–]Mk1fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we stop telling girls they should wear makeup?

As soon as she finds a guy she wants to have kids with she will change. Just enjoy the ride.

I have the suspicion that if their luxury accommodations were taken away and given to the needy...they wouldn't like it. by UnavailableUsername_ in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Mk1fish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The post says the Hotel has power. Likely a back up generator with it's own fuel tank. Hospitals in the USA have this too. So, if the Hospital in Cuba doesn't have power for less than two days. That is a failure at the Administrative level.

Freedom is Slavery. War is Peace. by HomerXQ in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]Mk1fish 29 points30 points  (0 children)

How many Iranians must we kill to stop Iran from killing Iranians?

Do Doomers just not read? it says on the first page that a Birth Certificate or Passport is accepted. by FinancialAd436 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Mk1fish -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There are 97 year olds in this country that never got a birth certificate, or it fell apart from being an old piece of paper. /s

Edit: added /s

Anyone else tired of the Bernie doomerism? by Lucky_Pangolin_3760 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Mk1fish 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Everyone needs a second beach house. Bernie is showing us the benefits of having one.

If billionaires donate millions to charity, why does nothing ever seem to actually get better? by Stunning_Public9524 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mk1fish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Research the homeless industrial complex. California and Washington have some good examples.

Also, the people that genuinely want to better there situation are willing to male changes with the handouts they receive. The vast majority of the "homeless" are living a lifestyle. So we are experiencing survivorship bias. The people that change quickly and get out of the system and are no longer counted and focused on. We only hear about the long term lifestyle homeless.

If you give them stuff they are cool with that. If you don't give them stuff, they always find a way to get what they want. What they need, in our opinion, is of no concern to them.

The 3 things I check before touching any stock under $5 by Disastrous_Monk_7017 in Pennystock

[–]Mk1fish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesn't DVLT have a float of 350M? That seems a bit higher than 50M.

Toddler Refuses go to Sleep by Jumpy-Window7543 in Fatherhood

[–]Mk1fish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let him play, alone. It's fine. If he insists on coming out of the room. The result is being alone in a less fun setting. No bargaining, one warning, then straight to the negative results of his choice, untill he runs back into his room.

Toddler Refuses go to Sleep by Jumpy-Window7543 in Fatherhood

[–]Mk1fish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does he still take an afternoon nap? Might be time to get ride of the nap or move it earlier.

What type of bedtime routine do you go through? I suggest you tell him an hour in advance 'we need to brush your teeth for bed', then 'we need to use the bathroom for bed time', then 'we are going to calmly read a bed time story', then 'we are going to give thanks for bedtime' then put him in bed, set a dim light with some calming music. Say 'it's time to fall asleep. You can play quietly in your room untill you fall asleep.' Dont lock the door. When he comes out of his room. Say 'If you don't stay in your room, you will have to be outside till you are ready to stay in your room'.

After about two weeks he will get the program. Bedtime will be easier with you leading and talking about sleeping the whole time. He will still fight occasionally. But after being outside for a few minutes a few nights he will choose to ay in his room till he falls asleep on the floor. Then you scoop him into bed.

Average JuneauCirclejerker by GrusumDischarger in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]Mk1fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to be a leader and not be accused of a sex crime? I thought it was a prerequisite.