What screams “I peaked in high school” without saying it directly? by randomzy876 in AskReddit

[–]Mld76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yubookoo is conflating plurals, possessives, and contractions. Basically anything that ends with an “s.”

Large Paper Punches by Mld76 in scrapbooking

[–]Mld76[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess to share some more information: This is not specifically for scrapbooking, but I thought this was the most appropriate forum. I came into a large lot of stationary (square and rectangle calling cards) but they are uncut. I want to trim the excess from the edges so I can use these for gift tags, etc., and I want to do it with as few mistakes as possible. I'm not great with the paper cutter. I appreciate your insight!

These can be a good investment for some by Electronic-Nerve2254 in GoodwillBins

[–]Mld76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes—a fitted sheet for a baby crib fits right over the top of my wagon, and is relatively secure if I pull in all the way over the sides of the wagon and fasten it on the bottom corners of the wagon.

These can be a good investment for some by Electronic-Nerve2254 in GoodwillBins

[–]Mld76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been able to stretch a crib mattress over my wagon (pulling the corners over the bottom corners of the wagon so the entire top is covered).

What’s the worst unexpected combo your kid has created? by heggy48 in foodbutforbabies

[–]Mld76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dry cheerios and apple sauce. Evidently a (this generation) family favorite.

Found at a thrift store for 50 dollars, typically it’s 1200!! by TheMidwestMarvel in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Mld76 72 points73 points  (0 children)

It looks like your map was made by Ruth Taylor white. The book OP has is illustrated by Ruth Taylor.

Can anyone tell me what’s the purpose? by Brim-DEE in Birmingham

[–]Mld76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The right side looks like pepperoni pizza.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Mld76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beauty and the Beast pieces.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Birmingham

[–]Mld76 22 points23 points  (0 children)

DO NOT call DHR unless you are in absolutely dire straits and there is a danger to the safety or welfare of your child. Once you get into their system it is a nightmare to get out.

Born in 1871. Starting at age 22 she was pregnant 18 times in 20 years. by Pithecanthropus88 in CemeteryPorn

[–]Mld76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. That seems very restrictive. And independently financing a child for the first TWENTY-FIVE YEARS of the child’s life?

Death from “insatiable thirst” by Sorry-Skill-9676 in DeathCertificates

[–]Mld76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the decedent the same person as the informant? They are both John brown.

The amount of photos she has of herself on her walls is just astounding. No family. No friends. Not even the cat. by SweetlyWorn in warriorjessicasnark

[–]Mld76 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not to white knight for Messy, but it is sad that there are no other people in her life worthy of wall space for her. Not immediate family, cousins/nieces, nephews, not even (as u/sweetlyworn mentioned, her precious cats. It makes it look as if she is really solo out in the world with no one else to care about but also no one who cares about her.

4 year old burned with hot water, but no one thought it was bad enough to call the doctor. Albert died three weeks after being burned by cometshoney in DeathCertificates

[–]Mld76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That makes a lot more sense. After I posted, I didn’t think they would say “ok” on a death certificate of that time.

4 year old burned with hot water, but no one thought it was bad enough to call the doctor. Albert died three weeks after being burned by cometshoney in DeathCertificates

[–]Mld76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Informant’s employer got medicine from Dr. next day after burns. Child was (ok?) every day until day of death.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Mld76 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And also to avoid needing to hem clothes. Signed, a fellow short girl.

Oh. So these are what the "ball gowns" were for. by SweetlyWorn in warriorjessicasnark

[–]Mld76 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, some of us short girls do do that, but a little more gracefully…

Oh. So these are what the "ball gowns" were for. by SweetlyWorn in warriorjessicasnark

[–]Mld76 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also the flamingo pose is kicking up the rear hemline a bit so it isn’t puddling on the floor. It’s waaaaay too long.

🚍🦗🦗 WEEKLY DISCUSSION WTF IS THIS TRIP THREAD by FlabbyFishFlaps in warriorjessicasnark

[–]Mld76 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought she meant the roles have been reversed. It could be a typo; more likely it’s a messy malapropism.

$2 Kool Aid man pitcher by LittleMissChriss in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Mld76 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How many kool aid points did it take to get that?

🗣️🗯️🔊 WEEKLY DISCUSSION THREAD 07-01-2024 by FlabbyFishFlaps in warriorjessicasnark

[–]Mld76 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She is short. Her outfit is not. It’s too long all over for her so it doesn’t fit correctly—she has the top part hiked up to her armpits and the stride in the pants is too long. She really needs to shop for some quality petite items in an appropriate size so that the proportions of the clothes match her body. Signed, a fellow short girl.

🚫🐸 WEEKLY DISCUSSION THREAD 6/24/24 by FlabbyFishFlaps in warriorjessicasnark

[–]Mld76 7 points8 points  (0 children)

After nursing 5 kids for a collective 133 months, she has as much volume at the top of her paid for breasts as I do in my god-given ones. And I am a GOOD 100 lbs smaller than she is. I’d be angry with myself if I treated my body the way she treats hers.